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Grex Agora41 Item 80: Gonads and Strife
Entered by jp2 on Thu Apr 11 12:44:44 UTC 2002:

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18 responses total.

#1 of 18 by brighn on Thu Apr 11 14:22:01 2002:

Jamie, why are you carrying pigs around again?

#2 of 18 by morwen on Thu Apr 11 17:58:07 2002:

Oh Give me a friggin break.

#3 of 18 by gull on Thu Apr 11 18:30:10 2002:

A giraffe, a polar bear, and a penguin walk into a bar.  The bartender 
says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

#4 of 18 by remmers on Thu Apr 11 19:09:53 2002:

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why
the long face?"

#5 of 18 by oval on Thu Apr 11 19:32:15 2002:

really, stop raffling off jp2, you guys.

#6 of 18 by brighn on Thu Apr 11 20:37:31 2002:

A featherless duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "What's got yer
down?"

#7 of 18 by jor on Thu Apr 11 21:48:19 2002:

        A man walk into a bar and says, "ouch".

#8 of 18 by void on Thu Apr 11 22:32:34 2002:

I just want to find this bar.

#9 of 18 by jp2 on Thu Apr 11 23:13:27 2002:

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#10 of 18 by jmsaul on Fri Apr 12 05:12:07 2002:

Two men walk into a bar.

The second one should have ducked.

#11 of 18 by brighn on Fri Apr 12 14:35:21 2002:

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

#12 of 18 by flem on Fri Apr 12 15:41:58 2002:

I heard this one yesterday:  
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants.
The bartender asks him "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel in
your pants?"  The pirate responds, "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts."

#13 of 18 by happyboy on Sat Apr 13 13:41:46 2002:

what's red, white and black
and won't fit thru a revolving door?


A NUN WITH A SPEAR THRU HER HEAD.

#14 of 18 by other on Sat Apr 13 16:32:42 2002:

what's green and bumpy and goes two hundred miler per hour?


a sports pickle!

#15 of 18 by slynne on Sun Apr 14 20:44:18 2002:

A meatloaf walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry buddy, we 
dont serve food here"

#16 of 18 by happyboy on Mon Apr 15 02:47:32 2002:

*poopy trombones*

;)

#17 of 18 by hotboy on Sat Apr 20 22:28:04 2002:

a man walks into a bar, sits down and tells the bartender that he wants
nothing but shots.  The bartender see that he is a little down and asks whats
wrong?  He said that he came home and found his wife in bed with his best
friend.  "Whatja do?" asked the bartender.  The man said he told his wife to
pack her shit and get out, and that he wants a divorce immediately. The
bartender then asks him "whatja say to your best friend?"......
BAD DOG!   
?
?

#18 of 18 by slynne on Sun Apr 21 16:59:02 2002:

Wow, now *that* is a guy who really doesnt like dogs on the bed. Man!

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