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46 responses total.

And we are supposed to feel sorry for you because you are too lazy or 
too unimaginative to write your own pornographic story about an 
autistic chick who gets gangbanged while going down on a midget dyke 
mule?

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your community college may offer creative writing classes. i may consider
becoming a member of grex if a portion of my donation went to the jp2 creative
writing assitance fund.

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You lamer.  All the porno you've posted in Agora, none of it orignal.  No
wonder you're such a loser when it comes to women.

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/you.

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I question the thesis that pornography is primarily written by people with
lots of sexual experience.  My guess is that it is mostly written by people
who have read a lot of porn.

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Jamie, you should create a web page with those keywords and submit it to
google.

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I agree with the thesis in #9. Indeed, most "genre" fiction seems to be
written by people who read a lot of genre fiction, not by people who have a
lot of experience in whatever genre it is. There are exceptions (dick Francis,
I believe, was a jockey or some such, for instance).

Well, I for one am sick of the abuse Grexers have such fun heaping on 
Jamie whenever he dares to poke his head out of his hole.  By way of 
reparations, I present this

SONNET: On an Autistic Chick Who Gets Gangbanged While Going Down on a 
Midget Dyke Mule

It started with the mule, gray pygmy beast,
Sexless as every mule is said to be,
Yet longing  to become erotically
Involved with other lady mules, at least.

She looked high and low, north, south, west and east
For one with whom to practice privily,
But, finding none, she sat her by a tree
And all her longing tearfully released.

Whereon a new-hatched chick, hearing her cry
And hating grief, as do th'autistic kind,
Hopped up to her and pecked her from behind
With beak unlubricated, and the noise
Reached to the 'hood, whereon some red-clad boyz
Heard and, with guns a-blaze, drove deadly by.

I think porno is often written by people who can't get any action
themselves.

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14 is a pretty crappy sonnet. It doesn't scan well at all.

No, but it's a work of art in other ways.

<fitz applauds>

#18> Art is subjective.

For instance, it may be the first ever appearance of the word "boyz" in a
sonnet.

#14 is the best possible response to this item.

yeah, I'll agree.

re #15:  troll. 

#14 is stellar - wow!

I once went down on a midget dyke mule!  Gag me with a pitchfork!

gladly.

Do you have a problem with me?

mebbe.

*hug*

Ok - I now think that omni and jp2 are the same.

<falls down laughing>

<smiles tiredly>  I'd laugh, but I haven't had a whole lot of sleep 
lately.

Actually, I am having trouble thinking of two personas more opposite than
jp2 and omni within the Grex universe.

It's just that whenever I am kvetching about something - Jamie always says,
"Do you need a hug?"

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Yes.

Shut up before I break out the "knot".

Paul slipped.

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