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Grex Agora41 Item 254: FATWA ON YOU!
Entered by jp2 on Wed Jun 12 02:16:00 UTC 2002:

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#1 of 21 by other on Wed Jun 12 02:25:43 2002:

e-fatwanker.com

#2 of 21 by ric on Wed Jun 12 02:31:41 2002:

ha

#3 of 21 by brighn on Wed Jun 12 03:09:41 2002:

e-fatwa.net

#4 of 21 by ric on Wed Jun 12 03:22:50 2002:

According to dotster, the following variations are available:

e-fatwa.nu
e-fatwa.bz
e-fatwa.tv
e-fatwa.ws
e-fatwa.sr
e-fatwa.biz
e-fatwa.cc
e-fatwa.us

#5 of 21 by jaklumen on Wed Jun 12 08:19:18 2002:

resp:1 hahahahaha!!

#6 of 21 by mynxcat on Wed Jun 12 13:41:29 2002:

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#7 of 21 by jmsaul on Wed Jun 12 14:00:32 2002:

It was going to be a site that would let you get fatwas issued over the
Internet.  I don't know if they ever got it going, but I saw it when I was
in an Islamic Law class.

All a fatwa is, is a ruling from a Moslem religious authority on some point
of Islamic law.  Most of them are about family law stuff, or business
contracts (the Koran has some rules that make modern business transactions
tricky unless you do them in roundabout ways), or things like "can Moslems
attend Christmas parties".  There's one out there about how an astronaut
should handle the obligation to pray while facing Mecca (face the Earth, which
is pretty obvious).  I've read one about having dogs in the house.  The most
recent interesting one I've seen was about divorcing someone by SMS message.

Since Khomeini issued that one against Rushdie, everyone thinks it means
"death sentence," but the reality is a lot less dramatic.

#8 of 21 by twinkie on Wed Jun 12 14:11:17 2002:

I think a jihad has more impact...

#9 of 21 by brighn on Wed Jun 12 14:50:41 2002:

JIHAD AGAINST TWINKIE!
 
Say, jamie, how about e-jihad.com?

#10 of 21 by twinkie on Wed Jun 12 15:05:47 2002:

WOO-HAH!

#11 of 21 by orinoco on Wed Jun 12 15:49:54 2002:

I liked it a lot better when we just used "kick me" signs.

#12 of 21 by jp2 on Wed Jun 12 15:50:14 2002:

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#13 of 21 by mynxcat on Wed Jun 12 15:58:53 2002:

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#14 of 21 by brighn on Wed Jun 12 16:01:07 2002:

#12> We'll just treat the POWs like the US does. No problem. I saw 'The Deer
Hunter.'

#15 of 21 by jp2 on Wed Jun 12 16:02:24 2002:

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#16 of 21 by twinkie on Wed Jun 12 18:34:46 2002:

Or "Deliverance"?

#17 of 21 by jor on Wed Jun 12 18:36:05 2002:

        I thought it ws 'intifada'.

#18 of 21 by jp2 on Wed Jun 12 18:37:17 2002:

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#19 of 21 by twinkie on Wed Jun 12 18:38:53 2002:

SQUEEEEEEEAL LIKE A PIG!

#20 of 21 by jor on Wed Jun 12 19:24:53 2002:

Intifada: arabic word stands for shaking off or shivering because of fear or
illness. It also means abrupt and sudden waking up from sleep or unconcerned
status. Politically; The word came to symbolise the Palestinian uprising
against the Israeli occupation. The word also stands for the weakness of the
Palestinian people and their suffering under the Israeli occupation.

#21 of 21 by brighn on Wed Jun 12 19:34:46 2002:

You sure do got a purty mouth.

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