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Grex Agora41 Item 161: I still think Bert and Ernie are gay
Entered by jp2 on Wed May 8 02:29:42 UTC 2002:

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#1 of 14 by bru on Wed May 8 02:53:40 2002:

Dandy, Dandy
Where you gonna go now?
Who you gonna run to?
All your little life
You're chasin' all the girls
They can't resist your smile
Uh-hmm, they long for

Dandy, Dandy
Chattin' up the ladies
Ticklin' their fancy
Pourin' out your charms
To meet your own demands
And you turn it off at will
Huh-oh, they long for

Dandy, Dandy
Knockin' on the back door
Climbin' through the window
Hubby's gone away
And while the cat's away
The mice are gonna play
Uh-hmm, you low-down

Dandy, Dandy, Dandy

Dandy, you know you're moving much too fast
And Dandy, you know you can't escape the past
Look around you and see the people settle down
And when you're old and grey
You will remember what they said
That two girls are too many,
Three's a crowd and four you're dead

Oh Dandy, Dandy
When you gonna give up?
Are you feelin' old now?
You always will be free
And you need no sympathy
A bachelor you will stay
And Dandy you're all right
You're all right
You're all right

#2 of 14 by mcnally on Wed May 8 03:56:54 2002:

  You can at least credit Ray Davies..

#3 of 14 by mcnally on Wed May 8 04:20:32 2002:

  re #0:  A dandy?  You surprise me.  I've always pictured you more as
  a fancy lad or a fop..

#4 of 14 by jaklumen on Wed May 8 07:46:25 2002:

What the hell are the differences?  Fop I know, but not fancy lad or 
dandy..

#5 of 14 by happyboy on Wed May 8 13:58:06 2002:

cub

#6 of 14 by brighn on Wed May 8 15:05:51 2002:

Definitely a fop.
 
I hate Ernie, because Bert give me a stiffie and I can't have him. Bitch.

#7 of 14 by jazz on Wed May 8 21:25:45 2002:

        I'd say perhaps a knave girl.

#8 of 14 by swargler on Thu May 9 23:28:48 2002:

No doubt about it with evil Bert riding top.  Miss Piggy was a fag hag who
failed to convert Ernie.  Then poor Ernie got AIDS and went to that leather
bar in the sky.  Big bird's gotta be a gender bender and the whole show was
just a front for the GLA (Gay Liberation Army) to brainwash and indoctrinate
young recruits.  The Girl Scouts of America have already fallen but the Boy
Scouts are hanging tough despite heavy infiltration.  Jim Dandy to the rescue.

#9 of 14 by gull on Fri May 10 13:58:11 2002:

Big Bird is a bird.  It'd probably take another bird of his species to tell
you for sure what his *real* gender is.

#10 of 14 by jmsaul on Fri May 10 16:43:26 2002:

I dunno.  We've never seen more than one of the species.  For all we know,
the other sex is international safety orange or something.

#11 of 14 by oval on Fri May 10 20:26:56 2002:

big bird gets it on with chicken-lady from kids in the hall ..

#12 of 14 by slynne on Sun May 12 17:44:37 2002:

It seems to me that if Big Bird were a female, he would eventually lay 
an egg. All we need to do is keep checking his nest. And if it turns 
out that he is really a she, we can invite everyone over for omelettes!

#13 of 14 by utv on Sun May 12 20:35:45 2002:

This item sure turned queer quickly.  (And to think it started in #0
with chatting up ladies.)  Queer film and V have been around a long
time...look at Tweety for example...(er, TV, not V)

#14 of 14 by gull on Mon May 13 16:04:03 2002:

Re #10: Reminds me...I used to drive a bright orange VW van.  The color had
this tendancy to attract hornets and yellowjackets.  I  was attempting to
tell a friend of mine about this, but I made the mistake of starting the
conversation by saying, "You know what the problem with driving an orange
van is?"

He responded, "Traffic cones bump into you, trying to mate?"

I was laughing so hard after that I couldn't tell him what I was *going* to
say.

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