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Grex Agora41 Item 142: 'Enter the water, enter the food chain.'
Entered by bdh3 on Thu May 2 03:36:38 UTC 2002:

Folk in australia are apparently rather miffed at a 20-foot
shark that grabbed a diver it was attacking literally out
of the hands of rescuers on a boat.  The shark, a territorial
animal is of a species that is 'protected' by fish and wildlife
laws as it is endangered.  Some local residents want the man-eater
hunted down and killed.  Others have established a legal defense
fund and hired Johnny Cochran to defend the shark. 

(not really, I made that part up).

32 responses total.



#1 of 32 by jep on Thu May 2 03:46:43 2002:

I forget what the statistic was, but last year when there were a lot of 
shark attacks and a lot of public outcry about it, some group said 
there are something like 80,000 shark deaths caused by humans for every 
human death caused by sharks.

I thought, "It's great to be at the top of the food chain", and felt 
pretty well satisfied by those numbers.  I have nothing much against 
sharks, but I prefer people.


#2 of 32 by senna on Thu May 2 03:49:32 2002:

So do I.  Sharks aren't nearly as tasty when baked.


#3 of 32 by rcurl on Thu May 2 05:26:24 2002:

It is stupid to blame the shark. It was just going about its normal
foraging. That was a hazard, just like diving itself, that divers
should accept. 


#4 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 11:08:25 2002:

And it's even more stupid to blame a zebra that kicks a pursuing lion 
in the head and kills it, or a group of humans that want to kill a 
shark that's been eating them.


#5 of 32 by brighn on Thu May 2 15:13:56 2002:

*blink* Comparing humans to zebras is a bit off. We're a lot closer to the
lion than to the zebra. A closer analogy would be to compare humans to the
hyenas that compete with the lion for the zebra.
 
You swim with sharks, you take your chances. I'm with Rane.


#6 of 32 by rcurl on Thu May 2 15:14:11 2002:

I have no problem with the diver wanting to kick the shark for trying to
eat him. That's self defense. But sharks are more endangered than humans,
and humans can reason and sharks can't, so it is inhumane for humans to
gang up on a defensless shark (unless they will engage in hand-to-hand (or
tooth) combat). Humans are stripping the world of biodiversity because
some of that biodiversity inconveniences some humans. That is, of course,
human nature, but it is also a double-edged sword.



#7 of 32 by brighn on Thu May 2 15:25:21 2002:

I"m not sure it's fair to conclude that sharks are incapable of reason. We're
the ones judging reason, we're making the tests, they're going to be biased.
;} It doesn't add anything to your point, Rane, and it makes us even more
arrogant than we really are.
 
Or did you just want me to disagree with you? ;}


#8 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 15:38:08 2002:

My own feeling is, if you don't want to get eaten by a shark, go swim 
someplace else.  (Easy for me to say, but that's how I feel about it.)  
I was just reacting to Rane's "don't blame the shark" comment, which I 
thought was kind of silly.  If people don't want to get eaten by a 
shark, they're "blaming" it?  Puh-leez.  As to our intelligence tests 
being biased against sharks, double puh-leez.  If you guys keep this 
up, how can I parody you?


#9 of 32 by rcurl on Thu May 2 15:51:42 2002:

It's not a matter of people not wanting to get eaten - it is blaming the
shark and not the swimmer for the swimmer getting eaten. It like blaming
the car when a person gets hit wandering across a busy freeway. 


#10 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 15:57:05 2002:

Why do you always have to "blame" somebody?


#11 of 32 by rcurl on Thu May 2 16:08:46 2002:

I don't "always". Most others do, frequently. But your question is fine -
why do THEY blame somebody or something? Part of it is our legal system,
in which someone is always to blame for loss (even with our no-blame
insurance system, where you still get blamed if your are responsible, and
your premium goes up). So, they sue the sharks.....



#12 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 16:12:45 2002:

But "If you aren't blaming the swimmer, you must be blaming the shark," 
is basically what you were saying.  It's illogical.


#13 of 32 by brighn on Thu May 2 16:31:43 2002:

No, that's what the peopole who want to hunt down the shark and kill it are
saying, Michael. Rane's not blaming anyone, as far as I can tell. The diver
was in the water, the shark was in the water, the diver was doing what divers
do, the shark was doing what sharks do, and shit happened.
 
I didn't say anything about intelligence tests. I referred to the ability to
reason. That's different.


#14 of 32 by jep on Thu May 2 18:41:05 2002:

The sharks are a product of their environment, subject to all kinds of 
awful social pressures.  They never had a chance.  Don't blame them.  
Help them.  Rehabilitate them.

As far as culpability... left handers are more rare than right handers 
among people; does that make them less guilty if they commit a crime?  
How about albinos?  People with AB- blood?  Senate majority leaders?  
Guys with loginids of "jep" on Unix conferencing systems?  I don't 
think it does, and I don't think it applies to sharks, either.  Blame 
has nothing to do with uniqueness.

Sharks gang up on their prey; it's their nature.  Humans are not 
solitary hunters, either.  It's our nature to hunt in groups.  And to 
take risks.  And to get upset when someone taking a risk gets eaten by 
a shark.

Diversity... hmm.  Sharks swim and eat.  That's their lifestyle.  They 
swim.  They eat.  They swim more.  They eat again.  That's diversity?  
All sharks do the same.  Some people live like that (I do), but other 
people do other things.  There's much more diversity in humans.

Oh, you said *bio*diversity.  Right, sharks come in many shapes and 
sizes, and have different numbers of bones and such from other kinds of 
sharks.  (And *still*, they all do the same two things, and nothing 
else.)  Some types have been around since before the dinosaurs.  
They've had their time on the planet, at least that's what I'll think 
if they eat one of my kids.  Move over, make room for something else.


#15 of 32 by oval on Thu May 2 19:14:04 2002:

don't you people know that sharks are part of the EVIL AXIS, and everybody
knows the evil axii don't know how to reason either, so as part of our war
on terror we *must* KILL THE SHARK! jeez, OUR SAFETY MUST BE GUARANTEED!!

this puts us up code "taupe": IMMINENT threat



#16 of 32 by slynne on Thu May 2 19:33:00 2002:

There are lots of reasons to perserve biodiversity. For example, what 
if they were to do some research on sharks that help them come up with 
a cure for cancer that would save more lives than are lost due to shark 
attacks. What if all the sharks have been killed so they cant do that 
kind of research. 

Or what if the sharks are killing something that is even worse for 
people. I dont know but it is naive to assume that simply killing off 
all the big sharks in order to keep the lives of a few divers safer 
will end up being the option that is most beneficial to people. 


#17 of 32 by oval on Thu May 2 19:37:58 2002:

but didn't you see Jaws?!



#18 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 22:52:28 2002:

Rane said, "IT IS STUPID TO BLAME THE SHARK."  (Emphasis mine.)  But 
nobody is "blaming" the shark.  They just don't want to get eaten by 
it, which is perfectly understandable, so they want to prevent that 
from happening by killing it.  Why does it always have to be a blame 
game?  

I really don't like the idea of killing the shark, and I would 
encourage the scared swimmers to find a way that didn't involve that, 
if I knew what that might be.  But the area of the ocean defined as 
places humans swim is miniscule, practically nonexistent in the whole 
immense expanse of the sea.  A few dozen *feet* off certain seashores, 
is all.  If a shark keeps coming back to such an area because it has 
discovered humans as a source of food, I don't think it's arrogant or 
ecologically incorrect to kill the shark the next time it's discovered 
there.  Not allowing for such things, or accusing people of "blaming" 
the shark, doesn't accomplish anything except make you look foolish.


#19 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 22:54:49 2002:

[I would also remind Rane and Paul that *I* voted the Green Party 
ticket last November.  Who did you shark-lovers vote for, hmm?  ;-)]


#20 of 32 by jp2 on Thu May 2 22:55:35 2002:

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#21 of 32 by jp2 on Thu May 2 22:56:08 2002:

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#22 of 32 by md on Thu May 2 23:00:23 2002:

[Do you think he's really that stupid, or is it just an act?]


#23 of 32 by rcurl on Thu May 2 23:19:00 2002:

So, why do people intentionally dip bait in the ocean in order to attract
sharks to that particular "miniscule, practically nonexistent" bit of
water? It's not like they don't know they are baiting for shark. Is that
fair? The shark's can't know that that bait is just meant to bob around in
the water and isn't for eating. How dumb can people be, to think they can
bob around in the water without being bait? 

And, as if you didn't know, the term "blame" is used to assign the major
responsibility. Given the choice between saying the shark is most
responsible for eating the diver or the diver is most responsible for
baiting the shark, people most often place the "blame" upon the shark when
in fact the "blame" falls mainly on the diver, who has intelligence and
choice, unlike the shark that is acting instinctually. 



#24 of 32 by gull on Fri May 3 00:07:01 2002:

Sharks are territorial animals.  Just as we have to 'deal with' bears
and cougars that decide human areas are food sources and make them part
of their territory, we have to do the same with sharks.  Except it's
considerably more justifiable with sharks, because unlike bears and
cougars, we aren't occupying large portions of their habitat.


#25 of 32 by jp2 on Fri May 3 00:09:09 2002:

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#26 of 32 by brighn on Fri May 3 04:10:49 2002:

#19> I voted for Gore. I'm a Libertarian. I'd rather people didn't kill the
shark because they realize it's immoral to do so, not because some government
or independent watchdog does their moral thinking for them and tells them not
to. (I voted for Gore and not Browne because I was concerned that
Bush-as-President would be pretty much what it is.)


#27 of 32 by rcurl on Fri May 3 05:08:56 2002:

It's OK with me if jp2 kills sharks, but only if he eats the whole thing
(to keep him on top of the food chain).


#28 of 32 by oval on Fri May 3 06:11:33 2002:

dinner at jamie's!



#29 of 32 by md on Fri May 3 11:05:53 2002:

I like my shark al dente.


#30 of 32 by brighn on Fri May 3 13:20:47 2002:

Raw. Shark sushi.


#31 of 32 by md on Fri May 3 14:33:54 2002:

Say that fast ten times.


#32 of 32 by brighn on Fri May 3 19:13:44 2002:

*slowly, patiently*
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"
"that fast"

Intersting activity, but why did you request it?

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