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Grex Agora41 Item 123: Slap mah fro!
Entered by grexalot on Wed Apr 24 03:40:09 UTC 2002:

I wuz walkin' drough mah' neighbo'hood da damn oda' day when ah' came downon
some baby squirrel lyin' on de sidewalk wid its leg bugger'd.  ah' sdownpose it
wuz run over by some bike messenger. Ah be baaad...  Anyway, ah' put it out uh
its misery. Slap mah fro!  ah' pulled out mah' gun and shot it straight in de
'haid.  Squirrel brains wuz everywhere and de stains neva' came out uh my
leada' jacket.

10 responses total.

#1 of 10 by md on Wed Apr 24 11:08:43 2002:

[embarrassed silence]

#2 of 10 by edina on Wed Apr 24 14:46:34 2002:

Hahahahah.

#3 of 10 by rcurl on Wed Apr 24 15:23:37 2002:

I imagine it is harder to write in illiterate jargon than in straight
English. Some authors do it well,  but not most.

#4 of 10 by tsty on Wed Apr 24 15:40:56 2002:

th is a segment of 'most?'

#5 of 10 by grexalot on Wed Apr 24 16:09:46 2002:

It ain't no wahtahmellun, man. 'S coo', bro.

#6 of 10 by brighn on Wed Apr 24 17:21:33 2002:

Oddly, this reminds me of:
 
Operator: 911 operator, can I help you?
Panicked voice: My friend... omigod... it's awful, he collapsed and... I
think... I think he's dead... what do I do?
Operator: Ok, ok, calm down, sir. First of all, you should make sure he's
really dead.
*sound of phone being put on table*
*pause*
*gun shot*
*paus*
*sound of phone being picked up*
Panicked voice: Ok, now what?

#7 of 10 by jazz on Wed Apr 24 21:58:26 2002:

        HAHAHAHA @ #6.

#8 of 10 by morwen on Thu Apr 25 01:09:56 2002:

Ohhh that was good.

#9 of 10 by tsty on Sat Apr 27 06:45:38 2002:

</yikes!>

#10 of 10 by orinoco on Wed May 1 15:08:18 2002:

<falls down>

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