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Grex Agora41 Item 122: actual *value* from micro$loth? well, yes! here t'is, re: spam
Entered by tsty on Tue Apr 23 15:41:33 UTC 2002:


For Microsoft Outlook and Outlook Express Users:

To set up the MSN Inbox Guardian:

1.  Open Outlook or Outlook Express
2.  Click Help, and then click About Outlook or About Outlook Express.


When you determine your software version information, click on the 
appropriate l ink (or copy and paste the appropriate URL shown below 
into your browser) for in structions on how to set up the MSN Inbox 
Guardian with your e-mail software program:

Microsoft Outlook Express versions 4.0, 4.01, 4.02
(http://supportservices.msn.com/us/content/qanda/_spam_instructions_oe4.htm)



Microsoft Outlook Express versions 5.0. 5.5
(http://supportservices.msn.com/us/content/qanda/_spam_instructions_oe5.htm)



 Microsoft Outlook Express version 6.0
(http://supportservices.msn.com/us/content/qanda/_spam_instructions_oe6.htm)



Microsoft Outlook 98
(http://supportservices.msn.com/us/content/qanda/_spam_instructions_o98.htm)



Microsoft Outlook 2000, Outlook 2000 SR-1
(http://supportservices.msn.com/us/content/qanda/_spam_instructions_o2000.h
tm)


Microsoft Outlook 2002 (OfficeXP)
(http://supportservices.msn.com/us/content/qanda/_spam_instructions_o2002.htm)


Your satisfaction with customer service is very important to 
Microsoft and we we lcome any comments you may have.  To provide us 
with your feedback, simply click on the link below to access a short survey.  
Thank you for participating!

Customer Service Survey:  (http://www.surveyhost.com/msnia.abuse/abuse.asp)


v.1.4
03.28.02

10 responses total.

#1 of 10 by jor on Thu Apr 25 14:09:28 2002:

        With all the viruses, I have renamed it Lookout.

#2 of 10 by oval on Fri Apr 26 22:30:38 2002:

Outhouse.

#3 of 10 by tsty on Sat Apr 27 06:46:33 2002:

at least you  now know what url to use to 'get help.'

#4 of 10 by sarkhel on Sun Apr 28 12:11:42 2002:

Once Bill was invited by god for setting up heavens net working. The job was
excellent and god offered him to choose a place to stay after his death. First
he was shown "boiling oil", Bill refused.Then "a angry buffelo in a field",
Bill refused. And then a "room with a PC , a beautiful girl and loaded with
Window". Bill told,"wowww, its my place, i want to stay here". The god
whispered,"well,all are fine except three keys are missing in the key board
- Alt,CtrlAnd Del".Bill," Noooo I will prefer any place shown before"
a/an angry buffelo

#5 of 10 by other on Sun Apr 28 14:23:57 2002:

It doesn't translate well...

#6 of 10 by brighn on Sun Apr 28 20:21:33 2002:

Why would God have Bill choose between obvious punishments for having done
an excellent job?

#7 of 10 by other on Sun Apr 28 23:49:04 2002:

God is a Linux geek?

#8 of 10 by ric on Mon Apr 29 14:31:51 2002:

Why would bill care if he couldn't control-alt-delete?  There's a beautiful
woman in the room.

(Besides, ever hear of "power off and reboot"?)

#9 of 10 by brighn on Mon Apr 29 14:51:02 2002:

#8> A computer geek is walking in the forest when he hears a tiny voice: "Help
me! I'm a beautiful supermodel and I've been trapped in this body." He looks
down, and there's a frog sitting on a branch. Geek says, "What did you say?"
Frog says, "Help me! I'm a beautiful supermodel and I've been trapped in this
body by a mean witch! If you kiss me, I'll be eternally grateful." Geek
smiles, picks up the frog, and puts it in his pocket. He goes back to walking
when he hears the frog again: "Help me! Please, please kiss me, and I'll turn
back into a beautiful supermodel and I'll fulfill your every desire out of
gratitude." Geek ignores it. A few more minutes, and the frog says: "Kiss me!
Just one kiss! And I promise I'll marry you, give you sexual favors day in
and day out, I'll do whatever you want!" Geek ignores it, smiling blithely
as he walks along. A few more minutes, and the frog says: "Look, what's WRONG
with you? Are you deaf or just stupid? I have great big beautiful breasts,
an insatiable sexual appetite, and a willingness to do whatever you want! Why
won't you kiss me." Geek takes the frog out of his pocket, looks into its eyes
and says, "Look at me. I'm a computer geek. I'm a virgin. I wouldn't know what
to do with a supermodel. But a talking frog... that's COOL!"

#10 of 10 by gull on Mon Apr 29 17:47:57 2002:

Re #8: Without Ctrl-Alt-Del you can't even log into Windows NT.  But,
then again, there *is* a beautiful women in the room.

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