response 94 of 203:

Jan 23 17:16 UTC 2006

#93 thank you.  But I was wondering about his preoccupation with
"gays-faggots-sucking on plastic tubs and etc)  Guess rather than trying to
understand pity is in order. .

response 96 of 203:

Jan 23 18:09 UTC 2006

You mean, he enjoys being taken for a jerk? 

response 98 of 203:

Jan 23 18:56 UTC 2006

An he's too arrogant enough to realize that most of us are laughing at
him.

response 100 of 203:

Jan 23 19:16 UTC 2006

I'm resigning from talking about jvmv any more.

How about a joke?

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

    * Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

    * You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's 
      Farm Strawberry Hill.

    * You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

    * At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

    * There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

    * You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

    * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    * You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

    * You think that the Stormtroopers Elite Guards are just KKK members 
      with really good sheets.

    * A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

    * You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not the 
      force.

    * Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"

    * You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

    * You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to 
      spit.

    * The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

    * Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you 
      didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    * You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a 
      non-twist-off bottle of beer.

    * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the 
      dark side...it'll be a hoot."

    * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock 
      thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light. 

response 102 of 203:

Jan 23 20:05 UTC 2006

rotfl.

response 104 of 203:

Jan 27 20:15 UTC 2006

 Delightfully pissed-off rant about people who by and large richly
 deserve the skewering they get:

   The 50 Most Loathsome People in America
   http://www.buffalobeast.com/91/50.htm

response 106 of 203:

Jan 27 20:52 UTC 2006

 Bear in mind the list is quite mean-spirited, so if you're not the
 sort to enjoy very vicious humor it might not be your cup of tea.
 Also likely to offend those with fragile religious sensibilities.

response 108 of 203:

Jan 27 21:18 UTC 2006

Offensive?  They don't even call anybody a whore!

response 110 of 203:

Jan 28 10:33 UTC 2006

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a Methodist church outside 
Washington as part of his campaign.  Bush's campaign manager made 
a visit to the pastor, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad 
publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell 
research and the  like.  We'd gladly make a contribution to 
the church of $100,000 if  during your sermon you'd say the  President is 
a saint."

The pastor thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church 
is  in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it." 

Bush shows up and, as the service progresses, the pastor begins his 
homily: 
 "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit.  He is a 
liar,  a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel.  He has lied about
his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet 
plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating "Mission 
Accomplished."  He invaded a country for oil and money, and is 
using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst 
example of a United Methodist I've ever personally known...But 
compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his 
cabinet, George Bush is a saint." 

 

response 112 of 203:

Jan 30 20:12 UTC 2006

Hillary made the list, so you can consider it fair & balanced reporting.  :-)

response 114 of 203:

Jan 31 16:38 UTC 2006

Chuck Norris Facts:  
    http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

"Sleepless in Seattle" trailer cut to make it look like a horror movie:
    http://www.tomatopatch.com/films/sleepless.htm

response 116 of 203:

Jan 31 18:13 UTC 2006

Someone is seriously, probably pathologically obsessed with Chuck Norris
(bashing).  Here is one re: intelligent design:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows
to live. 

response 118 of 203:

Feb 1 02:19 UTC 2006

http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM