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Grex > Mnet > #40: M-Net Expatriates, Unite | |
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md
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response 80 of 160:
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Jun 16 19:07 UTC 2000 |
Yew okay there Jerry? (Ah thinks Jerry done
gave hisself a hernia.)
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iggy
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response 81 of 160:
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Jun 16 19:24 UTC 2000 |
why dont you stick your finger behind his testicles and check for him?
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md
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response 82 of 160:
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Jun 16 19:35 UTC 2000 |
I already got his tits in a wringer. Only so much pain
poor Jer can take.
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happyboy
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response 83 of 160:
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Jun 16 20:20 UTC 2000 |
he's got bigger ones than loni anderson!
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buzzard
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response 84 of 160:
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Jun 16 21:12 UTC 2000 |
<shudder> I had a physical about 6 months ago and they did the hernia-check
thing. I hate when they do that. I know if I have a fucking hernia, people,
so you don't have to go sticking your fingers up my ballsack to try and tell
me.
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md
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response 85 of 160:
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Jun 16 21:21 UTC 2000 |
"Barry?" *Barry*!? Are you kidding with that?
Mogen David. Barry! Where is there one goy with
the name of Barry? It's the most Jewishjewishjewish.
You know Barry. Yeah. Barry is always the name of
the one Jew that sings with an octilla, brandy wine,
and a farbish finkle.
-- Lenny Bruce (talking
about Barry Goldwater
but might's well have
good ol been Rev Bubba)
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polvo
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response 86 of 160:
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Jun 17 00:47 UTC 2000 |
Re JOE SAUL
The copyright on my Roxy Music LP (their debut/self titled)
is 1972.
You can come over and see if you want.
"For your Pleasure" came out in '73, and that's the one everyone
knows.
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tod
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response 87 of 160:
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Jun 17 01:26 UTC 2000 |
"Black cherry soda..definately Jewish; lemon soda...goyim"
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md
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response 88 of 160:
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Jun 17 01:38 UTC 2000 |
Bruce made the most hilarious comment about Goldwater
in that bit. He said...
Naw, changed my mind, I'm not gonna tell.
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tod
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response 89 of 160:
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Jun 17 02:07 UTC 2000 |
Imagine my reaction reading "How to win friends and .." while my
first year in the Marines.
He split my gut.
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jmsaul
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response 90 of 160:
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Jun 17 02:07 UTC 2000 |
Re #86: Wow. I wouldn't have thought that. I thought 1975 or so.
Learn something new every day.
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slynne
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response 91 of 160:
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Jun 17 03:39 UTC 2000 |
Michael, You're such a tease!
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jerryr
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response 92 of 160:
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Jun 17 03:57 UTC 2000 |
heh, michael, if you've got the gonads to try to touch my family jewels, be
my guest and give it a shot.....but before you do, tell nunzio which
interstate is your favorite.
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tod
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response 93 of 160:
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Jun 17 04:08 UTC 2000 |
re #84
That's an unusual sort of physical for an eye exam, sport. You
should try a different Walmart.
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md
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response 94 of 160:
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Jun 17 10:15 UTC 2000 |
91: Ah fergot ah wuz talkin tuh mnetters fer a minnit
there in reesponse 88. Almos' said sumpin, yew know,
lahk, all normal an nahs an everthin. Won't happen agin,
ah promise.
92: So this nunzio has dibs on yer balls, do he, Jer?
Yew caint imagine how okay ah am with that. Tell nunzio
yer testiculs'r alllll his.
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md
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response 95 of 160:
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Jun 17 10:46 UTC 2000 |
[Response #92 is the second time an mnetter has
threatened me with physical violence in the past
couple of days. This is gonna be fuuuun.]
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jerryr
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response 96 of 160:
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Jun 17 12:24 UTC 2000 |
go back and sue whomever it was that taught you to read english. it's obvious
you are having great difficulty.
i do admire your ability to type with one hand tho.
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md
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response 97 of 160:
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Jun 17 13:32 UTC 2000 |
Your lofty tone suggests that you are a man of great
erudition, my good fellow. Prithee oblige us all by
eating a large bag of shitdicks.
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buzzard
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response 98 of 160:
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Jun 17 13:41 UTC 2000 |
What the fuck?
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cyklone
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response 99 of 160:
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Jun 17 13:42 UTC 2000 |
Hahahaha! He said "prithee" . . . . .
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md
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response 100 of 160:
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Jun 17 13:44 UTC 2000 |
98: Tsk tsk, such language from a just-turned-17-year-old.
You must be an mnetter.
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cyklone
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response 101 of 160:
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Jun 17 13:48 UTC 2000 |
"If your favorite word is 'shitdicks' you *may be* an M-netter"
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md
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response 102 of 160:
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Jun 17 13:52 UTC 2000 |
I *am* an mnetter, asswipe.
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jmsaul
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response 103 of 160:
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Jun 17 14:01 UTC 2000 |
And one of longer standing than Greg, even...
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slynne
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response 104 of 160:
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Jun 17 14:34 UTC 2000 |
You go Michael!
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