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eliot
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response 75 of 167:
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Oct 13 18:41 UTC 1994 |
It hath been a most troublesome time. The mythical, magical link that
doth make this wonder possible, was torn assunder. But ye (and Yay) and
verily the connection hath returned from its destruction. I once again
profess my desire to trade knowledge and brew and loveylies of any form.
I am a-feared, though, that the my stock of radon and U-232 keeps
dissapearing from under my nose, so i no longer carry it. Anything
else i will most certainly provide.
DDQ
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wavestar
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response 76 of 167:
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Oct 14 21:16 UTC 1994 |
<wavestar denies having anything to do with the remark, it was the quote of
Lazarus Long, and Her Liege asked forher to recite it...> Please forgive me,
Lady arwen, i meant not to offend..
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eliot
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response 77 of 167:
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Oct 21 17:34 UTC 1994 |
On a Sign In the Front Window:
I'm out in my herb garden picking. Yell out the back
door if you need anything
DDQ
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arwen
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response 78 of 167:
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Oct 22 03:09 UTC 1994 |
<out the back door>
I beg your pardon, DDQ! Have you seen anything dreadful?
I dread going back to my other space without it!
<giggles fill his shop, but the Lady is nowhere to be seen>
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bhelliom
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response 79 of 167:
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Oct 27 04:58 UTC 1994 |
Arwen is brimming full o' puns today!
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eliot
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response 80 of 167:
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Oct 28 18:24 UTC 1994 |
You want brimin'. I give you brimin'.
<Thinks carefully for awhile>
I take that back. That's what got me kicked out of the last kingdom.
And to show you what I mean, here's a little story:
<DDQ dims the lights>
There once was an ancient kingdom. They called themselves the Trigs.
They lived in a beautiful valley. The only problem was that the valley
only provided one meager stream for a water supply. But it wasn't much
of a problem because the Trigs could climb through a pass to the
valley next door. That valley was treacherous with its many cliffs
and boulders, but it had a huge river. So the Trigs would march into
the valley, collect some water and march back. This made their valley's
farms very productive.
Then one terrible day, a troll was coming through the only pass that
connected the two valleys. Seeing the Trigs one their way up, he place
himself in the pass and kicked everyone of the Trigs back into the valley.
No matter what the Trigs tried, that troll would just kick them back into
thier valley. After a few weeks, their crops started to die. All seemed lost.
Then one day, a traveling Rabbi, came into to town. Upon hearing the
plight of the Trigs, he went and talked to the troll. The troll was
very apologetic, saying he didn't realize what he was doing and would
stop immediately. The troll even went so far so to help the Trigs by
bringing more water in one day than the Trigs could in a month. The Trigs
declared a holiday and prepared a great feast with the troll and
the Rabbi as guests of honor.
During the feast the Rabbi asked of the troll, "Why did you do what
you did?"
And the troll replied, "Silly, Rabbi. Didn't you know? Trigs are
for kicks!"
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wavestar
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response 81 of 167:
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Oct 29 18:15 UTC 1994 |
GROAN.
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fuz
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response 82 of 167:
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Oct 29 18:33 UTC 1994 |
quoth the l;ady, "GROAN."
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eliot
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response 83 of 167:
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Nov 4 17:30 UTC 1994 |
<With a mishchevous grin, DDQ asks>
I've got more like that one, anyone care to hear another one?
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cyberpnk
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response 84 of 167:
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Nov 4 18:48 UTC 1994 |
Dear God (or fuzzy), in the name of humanity, NO!
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wavestar
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response 85 of 167:
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Nov 4 23:33 UTC 1994 |
<if it wasn't severly beneath her rank, wavestar would be on her knees begging
DDQ not to. As it is, she merely assumes a commanding posture and expression>
DDQ, NO! I forbid you from telling any more of those awful jokes. it is
absolutely forbidden. Please, no more.
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eliot
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response 86 of 167:
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Nov 12 18:28 UTC 1994 |
<DDQ is seen quietly putting his jokes into an acid bath>
That should insure that these don't fall into the wrong hands.
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wavestar
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response 87 of 167:
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Nov 17 21:57 UTC 1994 |
Thank You.
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selena
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response 88 of 167:
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Nov 21 17:29 UTC 1994 |
Dost thou wish to save the acid from that dissolvance, or may I have
it? <wicked grin>
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jwp
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response 89 of 167:
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Nov 21 20:47 UTC 1994 |
uh-oh....<the high elder slowly slinks away>
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wavestar
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response 90 of 167:
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Nov 22 22:12 UTC 1994 |
Selena....Behave yourself.
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fuz
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response 91 of 167:
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Nov 25 18:26 UTC 1994 |
but i like bad jokkes, and we need a reason for riva to visit.
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wavestar
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response 92 of 167:
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Dec 3 20:03 UTC 1994 |
the next time you start humming, I'll hit you on the head with a bad joke. See
how you like that, Highness!
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selena
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response 93 of 167:
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Dec 27 21:52 UTC 1994 |
But I could do such wonderous things with that solution! >Pleeeease?<
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dread
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response 94 of 167:
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Dec 31 22:00 UTC 1994 |
did someone say 'bad joke'?
did you ever hear the one about the farmer, his
daughter and the chicken......?
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fuz
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response 95 of 167:
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Jan 2 22:47 UTC 1995 |
no...
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selena
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response 96 of 167:
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Jan 3 15:44 UTC 1995 |
<bebins to write it down, for her own purposes> go on..
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jwp
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response 97 of 167:
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Jan 3 21:37 UTC 1995 |
<DreamWalker really wonders about these people..he really does...> :)
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selena
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response 98 of 167:
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Jan 4 20:07 UTC 1995 |
Oh, come on! Tell it! <How is an enchantress ever supposed to get
the ingredients to.. um, nevermind.. if no one cooperates??>
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dread
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response 99 of 167:
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Jan 4 22:30 UTC 1995 |
now just what is it that you want the ingredients to, milady?
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