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response 75 of 113:
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Feb 15 16:00 UTC 1997 |
Crunchy? I got some petrified pretzels.....
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otaking
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response 76 of 113:
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Feb 19 13:11 UTC 1997 |
Yeah, and I've got 8 year old birthday cake in my folk's freezer (tis true).
I'll defrost a slice.
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response 77 of 113:
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Feb 20 00:59 UTC 1997 |
Not for *my* b'day you don't!!!!!! I only take what's fresh <wink>
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lee
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response 78 of 113:
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Feb 20 05:09 UTC 1997 |
An eight-year-old birthday cake? Dare I ask what flavor?
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response 79 of 113:
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Feb 20 20:49 UTC 1997 |
Humff. At this point, you probably can't tell. By now, it probably resembles
Astronaut Icecream.
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lee
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response 80 of 113:
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Feb 20 23:41 UTC 1997 |
<lee wonders what astronaut ice cream looks like>
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scott
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response 81 of 113:
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Feb 22 01:10 UTC 1997 |
Wow, birthday cake flavors of the 80's!
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response 82 of 113:
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Feb 24 20:43 UTC 1997 |
Astronaut icecream looks like crispy edable styrofoam. It comes in white
(vanilla) brown (choclate) and pink (artificial strawbery). Yum! :-)
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bob2
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response 83 of 113:
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Feb 25 21:24 UTC 1997 |
It's quite rare for an 8 year old to NOT eat their birthday cake. Were you
sick?
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response 84 of 113:
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Feb 26 03:43 UTC 1997 |
But does that mean that an eight year old birthday cake would eat itself???
Besides, the individual in question was *not* eight years old when the cake
in question was *not* eaten. One must also keep in mind *who* made the cake,
and if indeed it was who I think it was, I am not supprised it is not yet
eaten (even by itself!)
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lee
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response 85 of 113:
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Feb 26 04:57 UTC 1997 |
To the person who made said cake: next time, use a mix and maybe your
cake will be eaten in less than eight years.
Unless even using eggs, oil and water is too complex...
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otaking
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response 86 of 113:
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Feb 26 13:31 UTC 1997 |
Since my cake generated such interest, here's the scoop. My parents had my
high school graduation party close to my birthday. The two events weren't
combined, but I ended up with 5 cakes by the end of it. I only found out 2
years later that the leftover cake was in the freezer after they served it
to me again (or tried to). It's probably still frozen in my folks place.
And with my mom, using more than 2 ingredients (as long as one of them is
water) is too complex for her. None of the cakes were hers.
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raven
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response 87 of 113:
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Feb 26 17:51 UTC 1997 |
New special order our 500 year old German ale and recieve a slice of 8
year old birthday cake *free*. Oh Sam can you play that techno version
of "cakewalk" on the upright accordion? Allright now the patrons of this
fair saloon are getting sloshed errr Heironomus Bosched and they're posh,
by gosh.
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response 88 of 113:
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Feb 27 21:13 UTC 1997 |
Only if topped by bosch pares. Hmmmmm that german ale looks mighty fuzzy,
bartender....and hey! in order to assist NASA with their money crunch, I
suppose you could donate some of that 8 year old b-day cake, and just label
it astronaut Icecream...
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otaking
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response 89 of 113:
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Mar 1 12:51 UTC 1997 |
Nah, I think the cake would work better as shuttle tiles. I thought they
might like to spread it around to seal cracks on the Hubble Telescope, but
they were afraid that it would survive reentry and spread like a nasty ooze
over the world. Better to contain it for now.
Re#87: To keep up with all the fun, I'm decked out in the latest
Osh Kosh B'Gosh. Man, it`s a tight fit.
Hey bartender! I'd like a ractachino. Whaddaya mean I'm in the wrong universe?
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response 90 of 113:
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Mar 1 15:20 UTC 1997 |
You know, they get interesting recipies from other universes here all the
time. You could put the request on the Other Universes greatest Hits notepad.
It will be automaticly ordered from the universe in question and appear
infront of you in 500 nanoseconds.
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otaking
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response 91 of 113:
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Mar 3 12:38 UTC 1997 |
Sounds great. I'll have some fresh Gakkch with a side of Spoo and a large
Nectar of the Gods.
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response 92 of 113:
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Mar 4 17:58 UTC 1997 |
But nothing that turns you into a god is served here....sorry.
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otaking
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response 93 of 113:
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Mar 8 13:36 UTC 1997 |
SO I guess asking for the fruit from the Tree of Life is out of the question.
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lee
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response 94 of 113:
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Mar 9 02:12 UTC 1997 |
or the bush of life?
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response 95 of 113:
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Mar 11 21:26 UTC 1997 |
Round here they call it bush lite, #94. And if you insist of saying that
you are *not* a number, I will just have to press you for more information,
INFORMATION!!!!!!!! ;-)
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e4808mc
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response 96 of 113:
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Mar 12 01:14 UTC 1997 |
he is too a number, it said so: #94 of 95, but now 96
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response 97 of 113:
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Mar 13 18:42 UTC 1997 |
Who is "it"??????? Will the quest never end??????
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otaking
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response 98 of 113:
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Mar 18 12:55 UTC 1997 |
No! Never! For the quest is the quest!
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response 99 of 113:
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Mar 19 19:50 UTC 1997 |
This quest is a test of the emergency heralder system, therefore it is a
test of the quest of the test!
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