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vsclyne
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response 75 of 107:
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Mar 31 14:37 UTC 1995 |
Correction from the style police: "We should get a membership...."
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humdog
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response 76 of 107:
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Mar 31 23:29 UTC 1995 |
yes.
we should.
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raven
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response 77 of 107:
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Apr 1 06:49 UTC 1995 |
Hmmm first you invade us, what next humdog verbiage taxes? Remember
we only pay in gribbles.
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brenner
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response 78 of 107:
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Apr 1 14:48 UTC 1995 |
Raven, tell me more. Rogerina wants to meet you.
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juls
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response 79 of 107:
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Apr 1 16:44 UTC 1995 |
Okay -- somebody get me out of here! (Boy, when sdober gets here he'll
be really pissed about all this steve crap.)
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humdog
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response 80 of 107:
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Apr 1 17:09 UTC 1995 |
we believe that we shall ask for no taxes.
merely tribute.
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raven
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response 81 of 107:
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Apr 1 23:14 UTC 1995 |
re # 78 Tell you more about what & whom is Rogerina? :-)
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brenner
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response 82 of 107:
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Apr 2 00:10 UTC 1995 |
You must be a magazine?
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sdober
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response 83 of 107:
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Apr 2 00:44 UTC 1995 |
Au contraire, juls. What better tribute than to have all the users change
their logins in my honor?
The natives obviously worship me.
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brenner
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response 84 of 107:
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Apr 2 00:45 UTC 1995 |
type party steve.
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humdog
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response 85 of 107:
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Apr 2 13:04 UTC 1995 |
yes well, if you heard the sdober voice,
or saw his shining face, you would understand it.
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sdober
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response 86 of 107:
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Apr 2 17:11 UTC 1995 |
Blush!
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sdober
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response 87 of 107:
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Apr 4 00:05 UTC 1995 |
Carmen, I've been teasing a friend at the WELL, who's a mere pup, about
being the "humdog of the future". Herewith some samples of her work:
Topic 782 [genx]: The GenX attenion seeking behaviour topic
#77 of 78: fonzie can't rumble, and btw... (hedge) Mon Apr 3 '95 (15:20)
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what...did everybody <forget> this topic...?
Hey! I NEED ATTENTION! HEY! I'LL START SWEARING...I WILL...
FARTKNOCKERS! BUTT TRUMPET! BOOGERLOVER!
Topic 782 [genx]: The GenX attenion seeking behaviour topic
#78 of 78: life *is* pain, highness (meana) Mon Apr 3 '95 (15:42) 4
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nowhushdear.
we're busy. we're...washing our hair.
Topic 784 [genx]: Things That Didn't Suck Today
#380 of 382: life *is* pain, highness (meana) Mon Apr 3 '95 (14:47) 12
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zeitgeist and chess and sleep (etc) and <geekbarname> and hearing cynsa's
rocking voice didn't suck in a superbigtime way
BUT
there is a most unfortunate proclivity amongst genx-type individuals to
exclaim over my tender years in markedly disruptive volumes whilst in the
immediate vicinity of the good workers in any drinking establishment i
hazard to frequent. OR: why can't you loud ass drunkards keep yer
cakeholes shut while the little girl bellies up to the bar?????
Topic 804 [genx]: Should I (loquismo) stop posting?
#7 of 60: life *is* pain, highness (meana) Fri Mar 31 '95 (00:21) 6
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ohfuckme you little runt.
Topic 804 [genx]: Should I (loquismo) stop posting?
#20 of 60: life *is* pain, highness (meana) Fri Mar 31 '95 (12:17) 9
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loquismo, please do not flatter yourself. i have neither the time or the
inclination to hate your guts. if you are referring again to the fact
that you are a goy, then i take offense. that has no bearing whatsoever
on my opinion of you, and i would appreciate you not dragging me down to
such a petty level.
i don't hate you. if i did, you'd know, as i would slander you so
roundly you'd slink from the net in paroxysms of shame and humiliation.
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May I invite young meana for an audience with Your August Self?
Although not a caveling, she does worship the rodent as we all do.
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humdog
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response 88 of 107:
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Apr 4 12:15 UTC 1995 |
yes.
we like her.
you may bring her here
perhaps we shall make her an Infanta
or a Dauphine...
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raemo
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response 89 of 107:
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Apr 6 05:52 UTC 1995 |
Mistress,
The rat doth slouch towards us.
He should be upon us on the morrow.
Who first will sing praise to his arrival?
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humdog
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response 90 of 107:
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Apr 6 13:49 UTC 1995 |
the rat saith that grex will not let him in, raemo.
what shall we do?
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thanne
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response 91 of 107:
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Apr 6 18:28 UTC 1995 |
Tell him to start a new account?
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humdog
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response 92 of 107:
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Apr 6 19:46 UTC 1995 |
it appears to be a matter of slowness.
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juls
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response 93 of 107:
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Apr 6 21:52 UTC 1995 |
I think this would be his 4th account (he kept forgetting his logins or
his passwords in the other ones, or so he says).
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raven
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response 94 of 107:
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Apr 7 08:19 UTC 1995 |
Does the ratty one bear resemblence to Homer Simpson? :-)
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humdog
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response 95 of 107:
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Apr 7 12:37 UTC 1995 |
no.
he looks like an irish rebel.
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sdober
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response 96 of 107:
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Apr 7 14:05 UTC 1995 |
A rode-hard-and-put-up-wet Irish rebel, that is.
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humdog
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response 97 of 107:
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Apr 7 14:47 UTC 1995 |
first of all, stevie, you can't spell.
second, i thought that we were not gonna use sexual innuendo here
on account of selena.
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juls
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response 98 of 107:
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Apr 7 16:27 UTC 1995 |
Quite right about the innuendo, hummers (Doggie, watch your mouth!); but
I don't get the misspelling part. . .
And I never saw anybody who looked MORE rode-hard-and-put-away-wet
than that scrofulous rodent. Except Jack Palance. Who is equally sexy.
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brenner
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response 99 of 107:
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Apr 9 07:52 UTC 1995 |
Boring!
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