response 75 of 576:

Aug 13 06:45 UTC 2002

(The Phenix HotOrNot Watch, episode 2)
 
(phenix once again blessed the lower lifeforms by listing his HotOrNot
favorites in party.  the following is a list, with his comments about
each listed to the right.)

  http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNME8S&key=JJF [phenix comment omitted]
  http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUNYBQA&key=BDV ("now this is much
        better")
  http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUN8KUH&key=GDL ("nice and hippy")
  http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KSSMOSK&key=KBU ("now she's scary :)
        ...looks like an old co-worker of mine")
  http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRAYAEB&key=XEC ("littel slice of all
        right")

(it's unclear whether phenix is engaging in a bit of exhibitionism by
listing his favorites in a public forum, or if he simply wishes to educate
the ignorant masses who are unaware of what he considers "Hot."  it's
worth noting that phenix has yet to describe any of the pictures as "Not,"
which supports a hypothesis that phenix has explicitly denied.  also of
note is that phenix has yet to repeat himself, which continues to be a
Good Sign.  it means there may yet be more photos that will inspire him to
further elucidate his ideal of "Hot.") 
 
[to be continued]

response 77 of 576:

Aug 14 06:08 UTC 2002

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRSRRRE&key=DQD "Can you say photoshop?"
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLAUBRB&key=RUN "How much for 2 hours?"
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KRSSEQB&key=AKJ "Makeup DISASTER!"
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGQSYH&key=JHQ "Porn solicitor"
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGQSQS&key=LRK "6.7?  WTF?"

I almost consistently rank people LOWER than their actual scores.

response 79 of 576:

Aug 14 14:28 UTC 2002

Heh.  Jamie is *never* happy.

response 81 of 576:

Aug 14 14:39 UTC 2002

Trust me - it doesn't.

response 89 of 576:

Aug 14 20:01 UTC 2002

Jamie doesn't forget his own items.  He enters them for his own amusement.
Since most of the other items here probably bore him to death.

response 91 of 576:

Aug 14 22:15 UTC 2002

heh, sorry carson, grimmi asked for more

response 93 of 576:

Aug 15 03:47 UTC 2002

(The Phenix HotOrNot Watch, episode 3)
  
(phenix surprises us all by checking in with a list of "Nots.")

   http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUKUGMS&key=HQF ("this is not")
   http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLNMNSO&key=BVP ("this is also not")
   http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUHQSYN&key=ESD ("another not")

(although this appears to be a breakthrough, a closer look at the evidence
suggests that some of this list may be a "beard."  phenix declined to
participate in other conversation; indeed, his two minutes in party were
solely to point out these "Nots."  it is very possible that phenix simply
looked until he found pictures that he could say "Not" without being
called on it.  we shouldn't be surprised if he clicked on the "Meet Me at
HOT or NOT" link.) 

(in the interest of fairness, Greg was probably being honest about the
first one.  he has expressed his disinterest in single mothers, although
he softened that stance by indicating it would be OK as long as the kids
were far, far away.) 
  
[to be continued]

response 95 of 576:

Aug 15 17:21 UTC 2002

that's eaten dear carsie