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albaugh
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response 61 of 98:
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Nov 24 16:14 UTC 2003 |
For those of you with graphical web browsers:
Click on the link below to see a cute little animation just in time for the
Thanksgiving holiday. If you have sound, you will get to hear the animation
accompanied by "Turkey in the Straw". :-)
http://213.52.196.82/viewcard.asp?code=0183913358
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happyboy
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response 62 of 98:
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Nov 24 18:10 UTC 2003 |
http://members.verizon.net/vze47msr/Sig-n-Roy.gif
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willcome
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response 63 of 98:
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Nov 24 19:11 UTC 2003 |
http://whorewhorewhore.whore.whore/
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edina
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response 64 of 98:
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Nov 25 15:39 UTC 2003 |
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
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happyboy
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response 65 of 98:
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Nov 25 16:45 UTC 2003 |
that's not very funn...hey look, cows!
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tod
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response 66 of 98:
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Nov 25 16:56 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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edina
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response 67 of 98:
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Nov 25 17:08 UTC 2003 |
Hah!
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happyboy
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response 68 of 98:
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Nov 25 17:08 UTC 2003 |
my mom said i can't have no icecream on account of it
might make me hyperac...
/falls off of desk and breaks arm
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albaugh
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response 69 of 98:
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Nov 25 18:49 UTC 2003 |
(.44 = 11/25, which is also how you write today's date;
now on to the punishment! :-)
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condoments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeet.
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willcome
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response 70 of 98:
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Nov 27 07:57 UTC 2003 |
whores with bad under"ware"
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albaugh
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response 71 of 98:
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Dec 10 05:42 UTC 2003 |
This is somewhat "humorous" while mildly educational:
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
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other
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response 72 of 98:
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Dec 10 05:49 UTC 2003 |
7/10 :)
go to http://google.com
type in "miserable failure" without the quotes
click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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gelinas
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response 73 of 98:
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Dec 10 14:19 UTC 2003 |
7/10 too.
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dcat
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response 74 of 98:
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Dec 10 17:56 UTC 2003 |
re resp:72 -- see http://www.livejournal.com/~juicycat/16114.html
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flem
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response 75 of 98:
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Dec 11 19:35 UTC 2003 |
9/10, ha! My assumption proved true: all other things being equal, the
correlation between age/quality of the photograph and the answers was
pretty good. :)
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albaugh
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response 76 of 98:
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Dec 12 19:04 UTC 2003 |
http://www.theonion.com/3948/news2.html
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gull
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response 77 of 98:
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Dec 12 20:17 UTC 2003 |
I loved that one. :> This line especially cracked me up: "Then Jorge
offered me a very attractive package, and I decided it was in my
interest to act."
Huh-heh. "Package". Huh-heh.
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aruba
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response 78 of 98:
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Dec 13 01:11 UTC 2003 |
Yeah, that was pretty good. :)
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aruba
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response 79 of 98:
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Dec 16 16:45 UTC 2003 |
From Carol:
The UK power company Powergen opened a division in Italy. Combining the
name "Powergen" and "Italia", they created this website...wait for it...
www.powergenitalia.com
(and the people responsible for sacking the people responsible for that
name have been sacked)
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twenex
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response 80 of 98:
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Dec 16 17:39 UTC 2003 |
Simply Brilliant. Thankyou so much for that.
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slynne
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response 81 of 98:
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Dec 16 18:02 UTC 2003 |
Hahah. that is the best.
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edina
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response 82 of 98:
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Dec 16 18:24 UTC 2003 |
Thank you. Vivian (my partner secretary) and I are howling.
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gull
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response 83 of 98:
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Dec 17 14:42 UTC 2003 |
There *is* a Powergen Italia, but it has no connection to the UK company
Powergen. See: http://www.snopes.com/business/names/powergen.asp
The entry notes a couple fun examples of other sites with unfortunate
names, like www.whorepresents.com (Who Represents) and
www.expertsexchange.com (they recently changed their domain name to
www.experts-exchange.com).
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dcat
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response 84 of 98:
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Dec 19 04:47 UTC 2003 |
not to mention bdsm ongolianbarbecue.com. . . .
also let stalk.com (Let's Talk, a site for comparison-shopping cellphone plans
and equipment)
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flem
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response 85 of 98:
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Dec 19 17:04 UTC 2003 |
I used to work in a department whose formal title was: General Electric
Medical Systems Healthcare Information Technology -- GEMSHIT.
Unfortunately someone eventually caught on and they dropped the
Healthcare bit. :)
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