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jazz
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response 53 of 115:
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Mar 13 03:47 UTC 2002 |
Huh?
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oval
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response 54 of 115:
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Mar 13 08:18 UTC 2002 |
eh?
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jazz
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response 55 of 115:
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Mar 13 12:45 UTC 2002 |
Sad that oval writes like beady, or that you only get one shot?
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phenix
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response 56 of 115:
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Mar 13 15:53 UTC 2002 |
the only one shot;)
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jazz
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response 57 of 115:
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Mar 13 16:27 UTC 2002 |
Two words for you: cock rings.
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phenix
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response 58 of 115:
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Mar 13 17:27 UTC 2002 |
two word for YOU: self control.
but yha, for the modern american quick fix cock rings might do it.
either that or get good with your tounge.
it's amazing what a little oral can do for your brownie point score
that's assuming she doesn't have like madz psychotic dirty associations
<rant>
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oval
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response 59 of 115:
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Mar 13 19:26 UTC 2002 |
i would hope that my writing is at least a little more interesting than
beady's. although there _was_ that one time he was drunk and telling about
wanting whats-her-name's titties or something. i'm still deciding whether or
not i should be offended by #55 ;)
(actually we went by the euro-rules.)
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phenix
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response 60 of 115:
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Mar 13 19:37 UTC 2002 |
euro rules?
que'est que c'est?
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oval
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response 61 of 115:
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Mar 13 20:14 UTC 2002 |
in european pool or snooker, you get 2 shots after a scratch.
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brighn
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response 62 of 115:
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Mar 13 20:16 UTC 2002 |
I want your titties, oval.
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oval
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response 63 of 115:
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Mar 13 20:24 UTC 2002 |
how beadyesque!
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phenix
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response 64 of 115:
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Mar 13 20:46 UTC 2002 |
ahh, gotcha;)
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jazz
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response 65 of 115:
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Mar 13 21:12 UTC 2002 |
What's wrong with Beady's hard-boiled geek noir?
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oval
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response 66 of 115:
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Mar 13 21:16 UTC 2002 |
nuttin. i think all his threads should be collected and published.
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phenix
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response 67 of 115:
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Mar 13 21:18 UTC 2002 |
dude
geek noir is like
"I saw this dame stroll into the main ops lab and i know she would be trouble.
her clothes screemed 173373 but i just knew she was that old kinda classy bird
that was just born to rend men's hearts.
she was dressed all in black, so i got up to ask her what was wrong.
she spun some drivel about how her server had been murdered, and could i
find the hacker that got him
i told her to go talk to the police, but she said it was an MS job.
whoa dollface" i said. "sorry sweat cheaks, but i don't care how fly you are
or how much cred you got, but i don't take cases involving two people:
redmond, or the mouse."
she cried.
long tears like the que's for episode II or titanic.
long like her legs.
eventually i took the job
what's a geek to do?
"
that's geek noir:)
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jazz
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response 68 of 115:
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Mar 13 21:22 UTC 2002 |
That's nerd noir.
Geek noir is Poppy Z. Brite or John Shirley. Blade Runner, on a
budget.
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phenix
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response 69 of 115:
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Mar 13 21:46 UTC 2002 |
you're right, geek noir would have had far more literary obscure references
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flem
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response 70 of 115:
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Mar 13 21:56 UTC 2002 |
I just burst out laughing as I got this mental image of phenix, dressed in
trench coat and fedora, talking to some cute black-clad teary-eyed techie type
chick, and out of his mouth comes the phrase "sweat cheeks". :):):)
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brighn
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response 71 of 115:
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Mar 13 22:43 UTC 2002 |
Open the pod doors, HAL. You opened them for her, you can open them for me.
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phenix
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response 72 of 115:
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Mar 13 23:03 UTC 2002 |
well thank you greg
i'll have to keep that in mind
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jaklumen
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response 73 of 115:
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Mar 14 03:29 UTC 2002 |
resp:68 hmmm, so gamer stuff would fit into that?
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jazz
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response 74 of 115:
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Mar 14 15:35 UTC 2002 |
It's not that obscure. You can find Shirley at mall bookstores, and
Brite is pretty famous insofar as horror authors go, and has edited most of
the anthologies of modern vampire fiction. 'Sides, I made up the term, and
I can use it any way I want ... :)
I'm pretty sure that gaming things would wind up as nerd noir, but
there's a caveat. Any kind of gaming that involved breaking and entering or
actual combat is more in the geek vein, so the SCA and real-life
tunnelcrawling both qualify as geek noir. Wizards of the Coast qualifies as
gambling, and therefore real good old fashioned noir. White Wolf is nerd
noir.
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phenix
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response 75 of 115:
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Mar 14 17:01 UTC 2002 |
but white wolf is usually known for live action
hmmm
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jazz
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response 76 of 115:
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Mar 14 17:21 UTC 2002 |
Wrong kind of live action, though.
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phenix
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response 77 of 115:
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Mar 14 17:57 UTC 2002 |
depends on how "mature" the players are
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