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25 new of 167 responses total.
jltaylor
response 50 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 7 21:56 UTC 1994

<TMH goes to the store to get some nacho chips>
bhelliom
response 51 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 7 22:17 UTC 1994

Come here brighn. . .
brighn
response 52 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 7 23:34 UTC 1994

<Innocently, and not sensing danger because he trusts AW completely,
TBG goes over to her.>
bhelliom
response 53 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 8 03:39 UTC 1994

Damn! You ruined a perfectly good scam, brighn!
<Bhelliom quickly discards the chesnutty-smelling stuff and readies plan B>
brighn
response 54 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 8 16:16 UTC 1994

Did you want something, dear?
<TBG is waiting patiently, confused as to why AW called himover.>
eliot
response 55 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 8 22:21 UTC 1994

<DDQ patiently watches the two people in his shop>
 ...
<Mixes together some herbs and spices to go with his dinner
 while waiting for someone to request something>
 ...
eliot
response 56 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 8 22:32 UTC 1994

<Separates out a little of the salsa>
<Mix a little aphrodisiac into the separated salsa>
<Offers TBG and AW a little of the salsa>

AW, TBG, you've got to try a little of this salsa
I've recently come across.  Dig in!

<DDQ leaves some tortilla chips and salsa with AW & TBG>
<DDQ watches from his desk>

bhelliom
response 57 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 8 22:34 UTC 1994

I think TGB would rather this go to his beloved.
What thinkest thou, Sir .... .ahem. ... . .TGB?
brighn
response 58 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 9 04:53 UTC 1994

Who's TGB?
Oh... you mean me!  I already had some salsa.  It was good.
But now I have indigestion.  A bit too spicy, I think.  Got anything
for it (or were you drumming up business with the spice?)?
wavestar
response 59 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 9 20:10 UTC 1994

(suddenly begins to cry for no reason at all, having just had a wave of
depression hiit her)
jltaylor
response 60 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 9 22:28 UTC 1994

I'm going to go hunt the woods for a lost lady who can't seem to find her way
here from the southlands.
arwen
response 61 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 10 04:37 UTC 1994

I request something to cheer up dear Lady Wavestar until
my permanent return.  I feel so bad that she is sad.
DDQ< couldst thou help her?
eliot
response 62 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 10 19:43 UTC 1994

It's will be my pleasure to help, M'Lady.

For TMH, a rare mixture to fortify you on your travels
mix it with your rations.  Just don't call it trail
mix, it is easily offended.  And there's nothing better
at bringing on heartburn than offended herb mixtures

For TBG, try some baking powder.  There's got to be some
around here somewhere.  Drain cleaner will work too
in a pinch, provided you only use a pinch
(So how does one retrieve a pinch of liquid?)

For WS,  the best thing I can suggest is the warm atmosphere
of good companionship.  M'Lady Arwen will be missed by
one and all.  After all, one can't hit a target that isn't
there.


jltaylor
response 63 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 11 00:48 UTC 1994

Thank you kind sir, i shall be polite to my herbs and all the kind creatures of
the forest.
arwen
response 64 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 05:02 UTC 1994

My dearest werewolf....NO EATING THE LITTLE ANIMALS!
Really...can you be trusted? 
eliot
response 65 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 19:24 UTC 1994

M'Lady Arwen!

It is such a please to have you return to my shop.  I shall declare
a sale on my dessert herbs in honor of a celebration.  Besides which,
this place has been gathering to much dust and needs more traffic.

Anything anyone needs?

DDQ

cyberpnk
response 66 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 20 19:31 UTC 1994

Would M'lord Fuz like to have a fortuneteller in his court for the amusement of
all?
eliot
response 67 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 22 21:31 UTC 1994

M'Lord Rache Bartmoss,

Whilst I be most please-ed with your presence within my humble shoppe,
His most majestic majesty doth not frequent this place.  Please, stay
awhile but seek ye his most highest higness elsewhere.

Prithee, take a look around but touch not lest ye break the merchandise.

DDQ


fuz
response 68 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 24 11:11 UTC 1994

um.. fortune teller.. what was it Lazarus had to say abouuyt fortune tellers..
oh, im sure dread knows.
arwen
response 69 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 24 15:40 UTC 1994

M'lord Chemist.  Thou art such a dear.  I will take two of those
muffins and what are these "magic" brownies?  Tsk tsk!
Do you have anything for dust rhinos?
<gigglingmerrily, Lady Arwen eats a muffin>
jltaylor
response 70 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 25 03:22 UTC 1994

It appears my trek through the woods to find the lost lady may be successful
I have found many possible paths back to the kingdom and hope to see her
regularly soon :)
wavestar
response 71 of 167: Mark Unseen   Sep 30 19:39 UTC 1994

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated,  but a true one should be killed
instantly and without regret. Cassandra didn't get half the kicking around she
deserved. or something to that effect, I believe is what yuou are looking for,
m'lord. Thank you for your efforts, Arwen, DDQ, I am better now,
arwen
response 72 of 167: Mark Unseen   Oct 1 04:07 UTC 1994

Hmmm...I think that I maight have to take some offense at that
Cassandra remark, dearest Wavestar.
,
fuz
response 73 of 167: Mark Unseen   Oct 1 19:03 UTC 1994

hee hee.
dread
response 74 of 167: Mark Unseen   Oct 2 20:26 UTC 1994

<Dread is glowing>
Now I wonder...was it the radon-and-U232 and jelly sanwich I had, or am I just
happy....
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