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michaela
response 41 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 03:40 UTC 2002

I don't think one is more difficult than the other, physically speaking.  Some
of the "issues" in women is that they think they taste bad or smell bad, so
it's hard to relax enough to have an orgasm.  As for technique, it's not that
hard if your partner communicates, but it can be damn difficult to know how
you're doing if they're silent or won't give little directions for pressure,
speed, etc.

As for the taste of male ejaculate, just swallow quickly and keep a drink near
the bed.  :)  It's not THAT horrible, but the tang/salty quality is a bit out
of the ordinary.  I just don't think about it since I enjoy pleasing my
partner.  That outweighs the second or two of "what an odd taste..."
jaklumen
response 42 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 04:19 UTC 2002

resp:35 well yes, jazz managed to say it a lot better than I.. resp:32 
was rather hastily written.

resp:39 okay, I'll bite, albeit reluctantly.  

Speaking from the receiving end, hmmm.. well, yes, it does take 
practice.  The term 'mastering' was used, so I don't think you can 
just suck away and be good.  Also, I have a hard time ejaculating from 
being fellated, which I suppose is from too much masturbation.

Speaking from the giving end, well, I'm not sure.  I suppose some guys 
have practiced 'staying power' or ejaculation delaying techniques, so 
some ejaculate fairly quickly, and some don't.  It's easy sometimes to 
be lazy.. I forget what the term is, but I think the slang is 'face-
fucking'.. and so sometimes the guy can just move it around as feels 
best while the giver remains still.

To be sure, a guy's sensitive parts are right out there, and it's hard 
to ignore them orally.  For a woman, well, they are smaller.  For me, 
well, it did help to read up and watch up on cunnilingus (sorry, 
easier to differentiate that way) and figure it out from there, 
because I was rather bad the first time I did it.

But I'm sure it *will* vary from individual to individual.

As for women's 'bad smell'..

"If is smells like fish, eat all you wish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

Ejaculates (former), good.  Urine (latter), not tasty and so the 
genitals probably could use a good swab with a warm washcloth.
jaklumen
response 43 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 04:22 UTC 2002

btw, there's also a taboo on smegma.
morwen
response 44 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 08:32 UTC 2002

What's the problem with smegma?
michaela
response 45 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 10:13 UTC 2002

Ummm...  you do know what smegma is, correct?
jazz
response 46 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 16:13 UTC 2002

        Hahahaha.  Oh man, I can't stop laughing.
phenix
response 47 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 1 17:06 UTC 2002

the poem?
morwen
response 48 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 2 00:14 UTC 2002

Yes, I know what it is.  It smells gross and if Jon has it on him when 
I go to give him head, I usually clean it off of him just because of 
that.

Oh, heck! I put my foot in it again, didn't I?
jaklumen
response 49 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 2 01:44 UTC 2002

what's so funny?
michaela
response 50 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 2 08:24 UTC 2002

<shaking mental image away>
orinoco
response 51 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 2 16:27 UTC 2002

Heh.  

Mostly, though, it's just a fun word to say.  Smegma smegma smegma.  Pity
there aren't that many uses for it in conversation.

Okay, so it's not such a pity.
jazz
response 52 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 3 00:33 UTC 2002

        Smeg'ead.
jaklumen
response 53 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 3 07:19 UTC 2002

What was the name of the actor who played Lister again?

Now that Battle Bots has a U.S. version that is continuing where the 
BBC version left off, well, you just don't see him much anymore.

Red Dwarf was such a good show =)
phenix
response 54 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 3 18:33 UTC 2002

battle bots is comedy central with sports guys
i think you mean robot wars
rlejeune
response 55 of 55: Mark Unseen   Apr 3 18:44 UTC 2002

Re: 53 Craig Charles.
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