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phenix
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response 4 of 24:
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Nov 1 22:27 UTC 2001 |
"more than a handfull is too much"
-variosu friends, most recently one Christopher B.
"[greg], dont' marry a woman with big breasts, they'll just sag
as she get's older"
-anon
"if this car is blue you're going to fast"
-bumper sticker on a red sports car
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phenix
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response 5 of 24:
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Nov 1 22:35 UTC 2001 |
to exit or ":help".
"better the devil you don't know 'cuase the devil you do know is gonna
fuck you up" -danny
life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all." - russ
"Perersion: N. 1) a sexual practice that the speaker dis approves of"
"of all the sexuall aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity."
-Remy De Gourmont
"the resistance of a woman is not always a proof of her virtue but more
frequently of her experince."
-Ninon De Lenclos
"Sex should be friendly, otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more
sanitary."
-Robert A. Heinlein
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snowth
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response 6 of 24:
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Nov 6 23:19 UTC 2001 |
"She got you a rubber duckie a scarf, and handcuffs for christmas? Maybe she's
trying to tell you something?"
"Yeah, I think it's that you need to keep your duckie warm when it's
handcuffed to your bedpost."
-my halmates.
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orinoco
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response 7 of 24:
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Nov 13 16:14 UTC 2001 |
"You're born naked. Everything after that is drag."
-Ru-Paul
"There's nothing wrong with the word 'moist,' and there's nothing wrong with
the word 'panties.' They just shouldn't be in the same room together or
they'll fight."
-an anonymous housemate
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jaklumen
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response 8 of 24:
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Dec 20 10:22 UTC 2001 |
Rude comments about Britney Spears.. hmm.
How long can she keep up this sex kitten/ingenue/jailbait routine?
Make it one of the many things Walt Disney is probably churning in his
urn about (he was cremated.) Ah, the spawn that Mike Eisner hath
spewn.. forsake the old tradition in the name of corporate greed.
As for wisdom, one must note that the original text of the Kama Sutra
was almost clinical and scientific in its description. Look at
earlier editions. You'll find none of the titillating and graphic
pictures that adorn the pages of many new versions and interpretations.
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phenix
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response 9 of 24:
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Dec 20 13:59 UTC 2001 |
heh, actually, it's a "how to be a man/woman" thing
most of the text is increadably BORING
like i want to brush my teeth with half a curry every morning with lime juice
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jaklumen
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response 10 of 24:
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Dec 21 06:20 UTC 2001 |
well, that's somewhat true, too.. what irritated me was all the
various comparisons of penis/vagina size and shape and what fit best.
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phenix
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response 11 of 24:
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Dec 21 18:29 UTC 2001 |
true, but the injun's had the same t hing
similar idea
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orinoco
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response 12 of 24:
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Jun 6 05:44 UTC 2002 |
"Polybestiality.... is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow?"
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viper2
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response 13 of 24:
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Jun 6 14:29 UTC 2002 |
Well this is totally silly but who cares ;)
This guy Jack used to work in my office and one day my secretary
said "Jackson" in a slightly oriental accent when he came by her desk
and it sounded reminicent of "Wax-On, Wax-Off" so I (without thinking
of course) say "Jacks-On, Jacks-Off" needless to say he turned 8
shades of red my secretary's jaw hit the floor and I just shut up and
walked away...
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mynxcat
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response 14 of 24:
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Jun 6 16:14 UTC 2002 |
This response has been erased.
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jaklumen
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response 15 of 24:
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Jun 7 00:14 UTC 2002 |
So often, humor is in the moment. It can't be forced.
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oval
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response 16 of 24:
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Jun 7 04:56 UTC 2002 |
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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jaklumen
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response 17 of 24:
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Jun 7 07:06 UTC 2002 |
:~-(
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jazz
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response 18 of 24:
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Jun 7 18:14 UTC 2002 |
I thought that was my kidneys ...
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lelande
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response 19 of 24:
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Jun 8 08:44 UTC 2002 |
i thought it was your mother
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oval
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response 20 of 24:
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Jun 8 18:54 UTC 2002 |
i thought it was the stench of poop on your breath.
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jazz
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response 21 of 24:
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Jun 10 16:48 UTC 2002 |
Your mother hurts when all your other parts feel good?
And how the hell can the stench of poop on your breath hurt?
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lelande
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response 22 of 24:
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Jun 11 04:55 UTC 2002 |
i don't see how it could HELP. as for your first question... well. yes.
is yours keeping something from you, y'think?
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otter
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response 23 of 24:
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Apr 11 22:43 UTC 2004 |
resp:3
We the willing, lead by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the
ungrateful. We have worked so hard, for so long, with so little, we are
now qualified to do anything with nothing.
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otter
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response 24 of 24:
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Apr 11 22:44 UTC 2004 |
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me...
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