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Grex > Poetry > #127: Swoble was I ere I saw elbows |  |
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response 28 of 46:
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Oct 16 02:58 UTC 1999 |
VISUALIZE WORLD PEACE
[IMAGE]
VISUALIZE "*B*illions and *B*illions" of bits spinning round and round
on grex's hard drives....spinning....spinning....
[IMAGE]
VISUALIZE Bob Dole doing Viagra infomercials on a XXX cable channel....
[EXTREMELY GROSS IMAGE]
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remmers
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response 29 of 46:
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Oct 18 18:41 UTC 1999 |
Let's not visualize and say we did.
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lumen
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response 30 of 46:
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Oct 20 23:34 UTC 1999 |
resp:28 *chuckle* I needed that.
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cloud
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response 31 of 46:
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Dec 28 09:37 UTC 1999 |
I just want to say I like the word "Swable"
Swable swable swable.
WonderfullufrednoW
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orinoco
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response 32 of 46:
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Dec 28 19:45 UTC 1999 |
It's "swoble," doofus. With an o. Otherwise, you end up having seen elbaws,
and I don't think there is any such thing.
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snowth
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response 33 of 46:
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Jan 13 21:27 UTC 2000 |
You mean I'm the only one? I thought everyone had elbaws! God, I feel like
such an abnormality!
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orinoco
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response 34 of 46:
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Jan 13 22:52 UTC 2000 |
Do you also have kneecops?
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snowth
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response 35 of 46:
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Jan 14 16:45 UTC 2000 |
Actually, no, that would be rather more stress then I care to deal with, thank
you. I mean, having to keep up a constant supply of dounuts around the house,
and then the sirens in the middle of the night.... what a pain! OH well.
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orinoco
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response 36 of 46:
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Jan 15 23:43 UTC 2000 |
You might want to consider hiring a few. They would probably keep that bad
knee of yours in line.
Of course, they might also take it into custody, in which case you'd be short
a kneecap. But that's the price you pay for justice.
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ponder
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response 37 of 46:
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Jan 21 01:08 UTC 2000 |
You guys kill me.
Good poem, Remmers
I liked it.
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remmers
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response 38 of 46:
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Jan 29 12:30 UTC 2000 |
<remmers bows>
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snowth
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response 39 of 46:
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Feb 28 04:20 UTC 2000 |
BANG! BANG!
<ponder falls in a heap on the enigmatic floor>
Oh, sorry 'bout that... Opps...
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ponder
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response 40 of 46:
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Feb 28 05:25 UTC 2000 |
I should've been expecting that.
Medic!
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response 41 of 46:
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Feb 29 02:54 UTC 2000 |
Sorry, but your HMO has to pre-approve before i can come to your aid.
I can help you with the pre-approval paperwork for $40 cash up front.
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ponder
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response 42 of 46:
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Mar 14 01:45 UTC 2000 |
ACK! I'm dying here.
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response 43 of 46:
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Mar 17 02:43 UTC 2000 |
Our HeliVulture LiveCam will be here any minute now! I'm authorized to
do whatever's necessary to keep you alive & able to talk until at least
30 seconds into the video coverage...we'll pull off the tourniquets
right at the end so our viewers can see the blood spurting out.
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arianna
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response 44 of 46:
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Mar 18 00:37 UTC 2000 |
ack!
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ponder
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response 45 of 46:
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Mar 29 02:45 UTC 2000 |
ROFL
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jaklumen
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response 46 of 46:
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Jun 4 07:46 UTC 2002 |
The Mack is back and he hath exacted revenge.
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