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Grex > Coop8 > #104: Fun/Fund raising with a Bumper Crop - one liners &/or two liners for Grex | |
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robh
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response 25 of 52:
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Aug 25 01:44 UTC 1996 |
Yecch. Is that the image we want to project? I don't know
about you, but I have no intention of taking over anyone.
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bjorn
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response 26 of 52:
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Aug 25 14:57 UTC 1996 |
We are already assimilated - at least those of us who've been on for more than
a year or so.
But no, I don't think we want to project that either.
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brighn
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response 27 of 52:
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Aug 25 17:03 UTC 1996 |
I dunno, personally, I like it.
But drop "the Final Frontier" More like:
"We are GREX. You WILL be assimilated. grex.cyberspace.org"
(Also, too much on a bumper sticker and it defeats the purpose. We're talking
something that has to be read at a distance of 20 feet at 70 mph.)
How about:
"Reward your modem with a hearty bowl of GREX."
"If it isn't GREX, it isn't telnetting."
"Friends don't let friends GREX drunk."
"GREXer on Board!" (<-- when all else fails, revive annoying 80s
catchphrases!)
"Help! I've GREXed and I can't disconnect!" (<-- ditto)
"GREX? Why, I hardly know you."
(all with grex.cyberspace.org in smaller print centered and at the bottom)
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robh
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response 28 of 52:
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Aug 25 19:40 UTC 1996 |
But why stop at the 80's?
Have a nice Grex!
Also:
Honk if you love Grex!
Grex doesn't flame people, people flame people!
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kerouac
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response 29 of 52:
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Aug 25 23:58 UTC 1996 |
Grex-- Itswhat CyberDreams are made of...
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brighn
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response 30 of 52:
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Aug 26 06:08 UTC 1996 |
So we're reaching back back back for catchphrases, Rob? Beat this for old:
Do you like GREXing?
I don't know, you silly boy, I've never GREXed.
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jenna
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response 31 of 52:
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Aug 26 06:26 UTC 1996 |
i think some of brighn's long list had quite a bit of merit.
i dunno about the borg one ;< i never
"liked* that epidosde
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robh
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response 32 of 52:
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Aug 26 13:58 UTC 1996 |
You're gonna *hate* the movie this year, then, jenna.
OK, brighn, I'll give it a shot:
The Internet's
A giant place
Where can you find
A friendly face?
GREX
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brighn
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response 33 of 52:
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Aug 26 15:59 UTC 1996 |
That should be cross-posted to Poetry, Rob, but Burma Shave isn't as old as
the "Kipling" joke. =P
GREX wants *YOU*! =}
GREX: Whiter teeth, *and* fresh breath.
All right, plenty of suggestions, but my fave I think is still the
oh-so-obvious-but-still-cute "The Joy of Grex" (someone else's suggestion)
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robh
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response 34 of 52:
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Aug 26 17:35 UTC 1996 |
Well, I would write a sonnet about Grex, but it wouldn't fit
on a bumper sticker. For a form that's much older than Kipling,
let's try:
cyberspace dot org,
Virtual community.
We are not M-Net.
Call Grex from your home,
but let the computer dial
Or your ears will hurt.
Our ceiling is low
And our system is quite slow
But call anyway.
When you're at the prompt
"Respond, pass, forget, or quit"
You are in control.
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brighn
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response 35 of 52:
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Aug 26 22:32 UTC 1996 |
*Brighn cocks his head and concedes*
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tsty
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response 36 of 52:
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Aug 28 08:22 UTC 1996 |
If it isn't GREX it isn't CYBERSPACE
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jenna
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response 37 of 52:
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Aug 28 18:43 UTC 1996 |
maybe we should all stop trying to come up with super corny ones...
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rickyb
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response 38 of 52:
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Aug 28 22:55 UTC 1996 |
GREX. Thanks to _you_, it's working!
www.cyberspace.org
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kerouac
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response 39 of 52:
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Aug 29 00:20 UTC 1996 |
....A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....GREX!!
WWW.Cyberspace.org
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bjorn
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response 40 of 52:
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Aug 29 00:32 UTC 1996 |
Far, far ago, in a galaxy long, long away ;)
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adbarr
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response 41 of 52:
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Aug 30 20:59 UTC 1996 |
We need revolving bumper-stickers, ala James Bond.
License to Grex!
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tsty
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response 42 of 52:
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Aug 31 21:32 UTC 1996 |
I am Licensed to Grex! Are You?
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kerouac
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response 43 of 52:
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Sep 3 21:39 UTC 1996 |
Grexcstasy!! The Psychedelic Cybertrip of Champions!!!
WWW.Cyberspace.org
Try a grex today, it will blow your mind!! :)
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rickyb
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response 44 of 52:
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Sep 13 14:16 UTC 1996 |
Grex ... finger THIS!
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birdlady
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response 45 of 52:
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Sep 13 19:32 UTC 1996 |
<birdy buries her head in her hands and mutters, "Oh my *word*...">
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tsty
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response 46 of 52:
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Sep 15 11:54 UTC 1996 |
/lol
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rickyb
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response 47 of 52:
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Sep 16 19:14 UTC 1996 |
<sorry. don't know what came over me.>
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bjorn
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response 48 of 52:
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Sep 16 23:59 UTC 1996 |
<bonks rickyb on the noggin with a recently used skillet>
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srw
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response 49 of 52:
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Sep 17 07:06 UTC 1996 |
Rickyb is lucky you didn't have access to the Grexbat.
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