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lelande
response 25 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 16 20:21 UTC 2002

a bargain at twice the price.
jmsaul
response 26 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 16 20:41 UTC 2002

Re #24:  I believe that like I believe that carson gets blowjobs.
carson
response 27 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 16 21:42 UTC 2002

(although my friend Jim has declared me "the man most seriously in
need of a blowjob" [don't ask], I have to back Greg up here.  sadly, he
*has* shagged prettier.  I still haven't figured out how he does it, but 
I don't understand the appeal of Extreme Elvis either.)

(I'm quite disappointed that I couldn't taunt phenix with such "locker
room" analogies as "you don't watch the mechanic while you're getting your
oil changed" and "when she's playing Yankee Doodle, keep your eyes off the
macaroni."  perhaps I'll be able to use them some other day when I'm not
defending myself against allegations of misogyny.)
phenix
response 28 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 01:03 UTC 2002

eh-hem, i'd like my mojo back actually.
when i find out who's stolen it i'm going to whip out my goonhand something
fierce
jmsaul
response 29 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 02:15 UTC 2002

Is that an example of one of your pickup lines?
phenix
response 30 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 02:20 UTC 2002

i don't really have pickup lines.
lelande
response 31 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 06:44 UTC 2002

do you have a pickup truck?
phenix
response 32 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 13:55 UTC 2002

uh, no, no ranger.
jazz
response 33 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 18:14 UTC 2002

        I don't buy it for a minute.
phenix
response 34 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 19:16 UTC 2002

j00've seen my pimp green escourt.
mynxcat
response 35 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 19:26 UTC 2002

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lelande
response 36 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 19:50 UTC 2002

living in a fast truck...
jazz
response 37 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 20:19 UTC 2002

        Clees thought my truck was manly.  Heh.
mynxcat
response 38 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 20:53 UTC 2002

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phenix
response 39 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 17 23:18 UTC 2002

yha, i don't think thats something one dude should say to another do,
um-hum, yha...
jmsaul
response 40 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 03:58 UTC 2002

Especially a Dutch dude.
jazz
response 41 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 13:33 UTC 2002

        If you're expecting linguistic precision ...
mynxcat
response 42 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 14:12 UTC 2002

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jazz
response 43 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 15:21 UTC 2002

        (a) Only if you're going to be a grammar nazi; and,
        (b) It wasn't my precision I was talking about.
mynxcat
response 44 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 15:56 UTC 2002

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michaela
response 45 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 18:42 UTC 2002

Yes.  The ability to make lots of friends during moving season.  :)
phenix
response 46 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 19:13 UTC 2002

heh, i was thinking space to hold mor ehighschoolers.
lelande
response 47 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 18 22:15 UTC 2002

in my dreams, when i'm playing with my penis, it symbolizes fantasies of
driving of a truck.
that's why i'm gonna get my CDL.
michaela
response 48 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 19 01:24 UTC 2002

<laughs aloud>
jazz
response 49 of 55: Mark Unseen   Sep 19 13:36 UTC 2002

        Now my first car was definitely a Freudian nightmare.  A bright purple
1973 Plymouth Roadrunner, dropped six from the pavement and sporting the
biggest small block Mopar made.
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