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Grex > Agora56 > #17: The Humour Item (Extract U's To Taste) | |
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trap
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response 25 of 203:
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Jan 4 21:31 UTC 2006 |
AGAIN:
who fucking cares, you sissy. aw, did i hurt your feelings,
rectal ranger?
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rcurl
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response 26 of 203:
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Jan 5 00:55 UTC 2006 |
(What a jerk....)
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bhelliom
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response 27 of 203:
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Jan 5 05:29 UTC 2006 |
resp:24 - Who says he does the beating?
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tod
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response 28 of 203:
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Jan 5 06:21 UTC 2006 |
re #27
Its obvious he's a virgin anyway.
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trap
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response 29 of 203:
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Jan 5 18:05 UTC 2006 |
sshhhhh, otis spunkmeyer.
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trap
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response 30 of 203:
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Jan 5 18:07 UTC 2006 |
what do people usually do when they see faggots get killed in
automobile accidents?
watch & laugh :)
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rcurl
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response 31 of 203:
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Jan 5 19:05 UTC 2006 |
(Whata jerk....)
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trap
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response 32 of 203:
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Jan 6 01:06 UTC 2006 |
what did christopher pathetic reeve like to do best?
- suck on a plastic tube while rolling around in a chair.
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bhelliom
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response 33 of 203:
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Jan 6 09:47 UTC 2006 |
Where's that canned laughter someone mentioned earlier?
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trap
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response 34 of 203:
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Jan 6 11:41 UTC 2006 |
why did the two fags hold hands & cross the road?
- because they were retarded
:(
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slynne
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response 35 of 203:
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Jan 6 15:07 UTC 2006 |
I dont particularly like jokes that target specific groups in order to
make such folks seem inferior but I HATE such jokes if they arent even
a little bit funny. Like this one makes fun of the Irish and drinking.
Because that is the stereotype right? It is only a little bit funny but
just enough so that it at least *belongs* in the humour item.
3 Please
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you
have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to
alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to
order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low
I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in
Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every
Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers
have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the
man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and
ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just
like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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rcurl
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response 36 of 203:
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Jan 6 15:16 UTC 2006 |
(Guiness is not served *cold* in the UK.)
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twenex
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response 37 of 203:
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Jan 6 15:23 UTC 2006 |
Oh, yes it is. Ask for "extra cold."
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rcurl
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response 38 of 203:
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Jan 6 15:25 UTC 2006 |
(That makes it only 5-8 C ... that's not *cold*, as Americans think cold.)
http://www.ivo.se/guinness/serve.html
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jadecat
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response 39 of 203:
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Jan 6 17:11 UTC 2006 |
Well if we're talking refrigerated level of cold- that's how it was
served at St. James Gate in Dublin. Leastways, that's how it was in the
cafe the couple days I worked for Guinness. :)
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rcurl
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response 40 of 203:
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Jan 6 17:19 UTC 2006 |
Sigh....they must be catering to Americans now.
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tod
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response 41 of 203:
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Jan 6 18:39 UTC 2006 |
I get Murphys and Guinness cold in the UK just like any other place.
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albaugh
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response 42 of 203:
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Jan 6 20:15 UTC 2006 |
A) Ireland is not part of the UK.
B) Leave it to the Brits to get Guiness wrong.
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tod
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response 43 of 203:
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Jan 6 20:20 UTC 2006 |
re #42
1/6 of Ireland is part of the UK, along with England, Scotland, and Wales.
You can join the UK military at age 16.
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albaugh
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response 44 of 203:
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Jan 6 21:34 UTC 2006 |
6 out of 32 counties making up the new Ulster in bloody Northern Ireland is
part of the UK, yes.
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tod
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response 45 of 203:
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Jan 6 22:05 UTC 2006 |
Are you a Catholic?
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charcat
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response 46 of 203:
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Jan 7 01:14 UTC 2006 |
The "pretty good joke" of the week,,
What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill yoy if it falls
out of a tree and lands on your head?
A pool talble.
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charcat
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response 47 of 203:
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Jan 7 01:15 UTC 2006 |
oopsie, that should be "a pool table"
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keesan
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response 48 of 203:
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Jan 7 03:39 UTC 2006 |
I compiled netpbm. I had to make about 6 missing symlinks and upgrade the
compiler and assembler and related files and libtiff still would not compile
so I used one I found, but it all seems to work, amazingly. And lpr works
now and I will never know why it did not before but I suspect it is just a
flaky printer. It works when the lights happen not to be flashing, after I
power off and on a few times. This only all took a week.
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naftee
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response 49 of 203:
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Jan 7 05:28 UTC 2006 |
re 38
What do americans consider "cold" ?!
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