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vsclyne
response 25 of 113: Mark Unseen   Apr 21 00:59 UTC 1995

Different trees.

sdober
response 26 of 113: Mark Unseen   Apr 21 23:31 UTC 1995

Heh.  I had a beer with axoposa last saturday night, actually.  He 
stopped by the hear me play.

thanne
response 27 of 113: Mark Unseen   Apr 22 01:26 UTC 1995

Can *he* always get what you want?

And... does he float like a butterfly, sting like a bee?  That's my
personal theory on the origin of his new userid.
raven
response 28 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 2 20:39 UTC 1995

        I was gone for a week, how was business at the ole' saloon?
juls
response 29 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 2 23:35 UTC 1995

I was 86'ed, but it was all brighn's fault!

thanne
response 30 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 2 23:41 UTC 1995

Well, things just aren't the same without you two.  Where'd ya go,
Raven?  And... what happened to you, Juls?  Shall we pummel Brighn
for you?  Squeeze him between our big white thighs like a tube
of toothpaste all over the sink until four out of five dentists
won't recommend him for anything my friend?
brighn
response 31 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 02:07 UTC 1995

<brighn is lost in fantasies inspired by thanne... oh yes, squeeze, 
squeeze tighter...>

What?  Hey... what did I do?  <brighn wasn't even there... honest!>
nephi
response 32 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 05:32 UTC 1995

And besides, no one *saw* him do it!
brighn
response 33 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 05:36 UTC 1995

Thanks, nephi.
(Your $50 check is in the mail.)
Oops, that was supposed to be in mail...
Damn.  Is this microphone on?

Heh heh heh heh.  Why is everyone staring at me?
nephi
response 34 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 06:37 UTC 1995

<giggle>
juls
response 35 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 15:41 UTC 1995

nephi is so DAMNED cute!


brighn deserves far worse than being squeezed between the delicious thighs
of thanne -- he danced nude on the bar and said his name was juls and
that he'd put his clothes back on for a free beer. Then he drank all
36 beers that were bought and shot up the place. When I came out of the
can, they threw me out.

Hanging's too good for him.

brighn
response 36 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 20:42 UTC 1995

Well, everyone now knows whether I'm well hung.
I just didn't know it would make me hung well.
thanne
response 37 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 21:10 UTC 1995

That's from an old Hans and Franz routine, actually.  Their 
runaway metaphor are what I liked about them.  You have to read
it with a fake German accent for the full effect.

Brighn, I'm shocked.  *shocked* to hear about your drunken
escapade.  And now everyone thinks that Juls is a transvestite.
nephi
response 38 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 3 22:54 UTC 1995

Juls isn't a transvestite???  

Like, omygawd!!!
brighn
response 39 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 4 15:43 UTC 1995

Darn, I know... I'm disappointed in myself.
I've ruined my chances to be the new U-M football coach.
(brighn wonders if anyone outside of Michigan will get that joke)
juls
response 40 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 4 15:54 UTC 1995

Everyone but transvestites.

brenner
response 41 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 6 07:04 UTC 1995



are you in SF too?

raven
response 42 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 8 08:05 UTC 1995

        Looks like the ole saloon is getting along just dandy without
the bartender.  I wish they were all like that :-).  I have been moving
in real space, but I'm all better now :-).
vsclyne
response 43 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 8 16:35 UTC 1995

Raven, welcome back.  No bartender, huh?  I'll just hop
over the counter here.  What can I get you?

selena
response 44 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 8 19:01 UTC 1995

        <Selena orders a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster>
brenner
response 45 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 9 13:37 UTC 1995



  Shannon! Doood!

vsclyne
response 46 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 9 13:58 UTC 1995

Wait please.  I'm still trying to find my
recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

It's in one of my "inactive" files, but
I can't seem to remember which one.

Let's see now.  Keywords.  Indigestion?
Power drinks?  Seducers?  Zonkers?

It's here somewhere.

juls
response 47 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 9 15:35 UTC 1995

Look under "Phlegm-cutters".

selena
response 48 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 11 01:41 UTC 1995

Look under "Semi-lethal Poisons"
raven
response 49 of 113: Mark Unseen   May 11 05:56 UTC 1995

        I'll have the cough syrup, straight no chaser.  Raven is sick &
wishing he wasn't. :-(
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