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font
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response 25 of 58:
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Mar 11 21:24 UTC 1997 |
Well, *I* learned in charmschool that beer ads are secretly omnipotent and
rule the world, so if they worship a penguin, it means that everyone should
stop what they are doing and start worshiping penguins. As to Why this is,
well, if you had a penguin that would look real cute and drive your car
for you, wouldn't you worship it??????
Besides, all quarks are created equal (unless they run bars and have big ears)
;-)
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mdw
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response 26 of 58:
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Mar 14 03:49 UTC 1997 |
Penguins drop rocks at your feet.
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font
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response 27 of 58:
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Mar 14 04:26 UTC 1997 |
OWWWWWW! that was one rock too many! (if it was rock and roll, now were
talkin, provided it's all played on accordions)
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otaking
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response 28 of 58:
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Mar 18 12:53 UTC 1997 |
Font, are you one of those "nasty ninja crows?"
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font
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response 29 of 58:
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Mar 19 19:47 UTC 1997 |
No, <sigh> I am no longer a teenager, so I nolonger qualify as a
"teenage mutant nija crow."......
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otaking
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response 30 of 58:
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Mar 20 12:50 UTC 1997 |
CHEAP PLUG! Watch Samurai Pizza Cats on Ch.20 at 6AM for a truely strange
show. Where else can you see a villain who's a transvestite gay fox (they
say he's a rat, but just look at his tail) who explodes everytime he gets
mad. A half-hour dose of insanity makes a great start in the morning.
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font
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response 31 of 58:
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Mar 20 19:40 UTC 1997 |
Yeeeeeow! Hey, Raven, What do you think of that? ;-)
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raven
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response 32 of 58:
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Mar 23 01:50 UTC 1997 |
Sounds intriquing dhhhhaaaalllliiiinnnngggg...
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font
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response 33 of 58:
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Mar 23 02:34 UTC 1997 |
Well, if intriquing is all you can say, fine. (I still have a mental image
of elmer fudd in drag......)
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otaking
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response 34 of 58:
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Mar 24 12:44 UTC 1997 |
You mean like Fuddonna from Tiny Toon Adventures?
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font
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response 35 of 58:
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Mar 24 19:23 UTC 1997 |
Do you have that on tape??????????????
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font
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response 36 of 58:
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Mar 24 19:38 UTC 1997 |
This is a question for raven. Are you ever coming back? Are you there,
or has Schwa abducted you? Will we ever see Fudd's face agian? Have
little monsters turned you into The Toy? Will you ever do skits about
Earis agian? Should I bribe Ross Perot into returning you? Am I good for
black mail? Will I ever be bronzed ? Do you still breathe Accordion Mist?
Do I have to call the Discordian Battle Twinkies to arms (and legs) to
fight for your freedom? Is garfunkel still legal? Will anybody ask me any
qestions in my little entry again? Is this banter? Is the sky really
falling?
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raven
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response 37 of 58:
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Mar 25 13:01 UTC 1997 |
Dhhhaaaalingggg you always work for blackmail. You see I am here and have
a question. Why so we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
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lee
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response 38 of 58:
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Mar 26 00:18 UTC 1997 |
I've driven on a driveway. I haven't parked on a parkway though.
<boggle>
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font
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response 39 of 58:
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Mar 26 03:33 UTC 1997 |
I have *stopped* on a parkway, (or is it "stood?") And considering how long
it takes for the lights on Huron Parkway, you might as well call it
parking.....So because of #38 and #39, you can, it's just not a good idea
to do so very long, lest you discover yourself accident-prone. So it is
safety that we do not drive on driveways, and park on parkways. After all,
if we did, we'd be all confused now, wouldn't we?
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font
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response 40 of 58:
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May 2 05:04 UTC 1997 |
Raven, if you need some inspiration, you could do no better than to read
#36 and start answering these questions. After all, they are so
importand.
<Brenner> Don't forget your password....and you can conquer grex just as long
as you allow it to have a T1 line, and bring back the passenger pigeons.
<Otaking> are you there? Do you still have a line on sillyspeak, secret
societies, dirty mail-order catelogs, and other disadents?
Have we lost the others forever?
<void> is there life after Fnord?
Can you drive a <fnord>?do they get good gas mileage?
<raven> will you fall down and hit your ascii head to get more inspireation?
Send out the search parties! Fan the battlestations!
Read your old philosophy textbooks! Go on marxist rants! conquer the world
with audiotape! Everything starts and ends with DADA!
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otaking
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response 41 of 58:
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May 2 13:44 UTC 1997 |
I'm still here. Did you know they've made 100 different Batman and
Spiderman action figures in the past 5 years? I think I'll stick with
Bananas in Pajamas. There's only 2 of those. OH NO, the toy marketers
have caught on! Look for Banana Batman in a store near you.
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raven
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response 42 of 58:
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May 2 14:02 UTC 1997 |
Textbooks? Dhaaaalinnnngggg philosophy is actions, deeds, laughter &
log-rhythms (boom boom chi), or it is nothing at all. Kill the
deconstructionist anti-philosophers, run naked in the fields, let my
people be free!
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otaking
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response 43 of 58:
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May 5 12:27 UTC 1997 |
Gee font, does seeing "Crash" count as a bizarre experience. I can't say
too much for the movie, but it sure makes driving a more intense experience.
I have to admit though, I really liked it. I wouldn't count it as a cinematic
masterpiece, but it certainly is a good cult film. (No pun intended.)
Re #42: But Raven, if we kill all the deconstructionists, who would be
around to tell us that we have to treat murder and death as two separate
experiences since dying and death are two distinct and separate states of
being? (I only wish I could make this stuff up! I could be one of those
jet-setting philosophers who gets on all the lecture tours. Maybe I should
write "The semiotics of Bananas in Pajamas" after all. "The dual nature of
B1 and B2 is indicative of the divisiveness of our times. In these next
seven volumes..." You get the point.)
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font
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response 44 of 58:
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May 5 20:29 UTC 1997 |
chi must be getting alot of action lately. I'm envious!
are the others here yet?
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otaking
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response 45 of 58:
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May 7 12:04 UTC 1997 |
chi?
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font
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response 46 of 58:
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May 8 04:34 UTC 1997 |
Much chi.
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otaking
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response 47 of 58:
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May 12 11:54 UTC 1997 |
Mon chi chi.
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font
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response 48 of 58:
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May 18 03:12 UTC 1997 |
cha cha chi chi?
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bob2
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response 49 of 58:
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Jun 27 20:19 UTC 1997 |
Ah.. my pet!
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