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denise
response 25 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 15 13:16 UTC 2007

"How does one measure sex in pounds?"

In some instances, you can wait 9 months and then measure...
davel
response 26 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 15 14:08 UTC 2007

They probably only take euros now.
twenex
response 27 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 15 16:04 UTC 2007

Erm, not in the UK, Dave.
tod
response 28 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 15 20:00 UTC 2007

re #26
In Romania, you can ask for lay (lei)
denise
response 29 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 15 23:28 UTC 2007

Wouldn't asking for 'a lay' with/from someone possibly create another
living being around  nine months down the road?
mcnally
response 30 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 15 23:59 UTC 2007

 Of course if you're doing some sort of swap with a Romanian and you're
 only getting one lei per pound you're not getting a good deal at all..
scholar
response 31 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 16 04:07 UTC 2007

This item is hideous.
tod
response 32 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 20 21:44 UTC 2007

I agree.  Sending cross chocolate turns my stomach.
cross
response 33 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 21 01:08 UTC 2007

Why?
mcnally
response 34 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 21 01:10 UTC 2007

 Well, after the ticker-tape parades and the declaration of January 1st
 as "International Dan Cross Day", it just seems a little much, don't you
 think?
cross
response 35 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 21 01:27 UTC 2007

A little much?  No of course not.  :-)

Okay, sure, but I think I'd be the one who got sick if 185 pounds of chocolate
showed up in the mail for me, not Todd.
tod
response 36 of 37: Mark Unseen   Aug 21 17:34 UTC 2007

Sorry, I just don't have a sweet tooth.  I'd rather send some bootcamp after
shave to Dan. ;)

A Col. and a LCpl are sitting in the barber shop both getting a haircut. The
Barber finishes the Col's hair and asks if the Col would like some after shave
lotion. The Col replies "HELL NO, If I came home smelling like that my wife
will think I've been hanging out in a French Whorehouse". The second Barber
asks the LCpl if he'd like any aftershave lotion. The LCpl replies "Yes
please, MY WIFE doesn't know what a French Whorehouse smells like"
tsty
response 37 of 37: Mark Unseen   Sep 4 20:43 UTC 2007

kudos to cross for fixing htings. 
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