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Grex > Accordions > #108: Requests? Laments? Comments? Confusion that's random and balistic? |  |
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otaking
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response 25 of 35:
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Feb 26 13:44 UTC 1997 |
#Re 23: I say "after they air the Marsha breaks her nose episode" and
"however long it took for those heads to explode in Scanners."
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raven
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response 26 of 35:
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Feb 26 19:13 UTC 1997 |
"Watch me pull a civilization out of my hat." "Again?" "Now for something
you will really enjoy." Hint it starts with s. Is it socks, salsa or
sardines only the shadow knows for sure...
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response 27 of 35:
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Feb 27 21:20 UTC 1997 |
SINEWAVES!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!YES!!!!!! (some aliens really get off on sine waves)
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raven
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response 28 of 35:
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Feb 27 22:01 UTC 1997 |
Sinewaves oh yess, oh, oh, oh...<evil grin>
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mdw
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response 29 of 35:
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Mar 14 04:09 UTC 1997 |
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/user/phoebe/mosaic/accordion.html
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response 30 of 35:
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Mar 14 04:37 UTC 1997 |
But is that a request, lament, comment, or confusion that's random and
ballistic?
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lee
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response 31 of 35:
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Mar 16 05:09 UTC 1997 |
All of the above. Cool page too :)
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response 32 of 35:
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Mar 19 20:08 UTC 1997 |
thanks. <blush>
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response 33 of 35:
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May 2 05:45 UTC 1997 |
So, if indeed "the brady bunch" does obliderate all intelegent life it
incounters...how will it be recieved by the indegent populace when the
acid waves rain down from the sky? Will suddenly every screen that shows
pictures goes <blit blit blit> and you suddenly see the pan-obnoxicon faces
30 feet tall in every direction? Or will it be a preverbal insidious
subliminal message that will have everyone singing simotaneously:
There was a lady, .....
Or will it be a simple *contact* death?
I elect that someone should make a simulation, or heh heh a decient
discritption of the above....<evil grin>
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otaking
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response 34 of 35:
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May 5 12:45 UTC 1997 |
At first, only the scientists were exposed to the alien virus. It worked
subtly at first. It began with an inquiry over how many bathrooms are in
the Brady's house. And just who is Davey Jones? This was at a time when
teams of scientist treated each show differently and did not communicate
to each other. That was the fatal flaw.
Each team began to get obsessed with each show, creating a cult for each
program. Most of the 50's cults died off since reruns weren't widely
available. But by the time the Brady Bunch was on, reruns were plentiful.
The Brady crusade began.
Competing cults began to spread their shows to the masses, who lapped them
up hungrily. Some, like the Gilligan's Island groupies, chose to live on
a deserted isle and simulate the past adventures. Others, like the Spiderman
fans and Hulk-amaniacs began to perform dangerous radiation experiments to
become superheroes.
It was the relative normalcy and utter blandness of the Brady Bunch that
somehow won over the masses. This did not come without a great cost. Most
of the competing "viewers" had to be "cancelled" to make way for more
Bradymania. Heretics who discussed ideas like the secret sex lives of the
Bradys or what Mike Brady really did for a living were denounced and
"put on permanent hiatus."
Soon, every home was designed like the Brady home. Everyone emulated a Brady.
Unfortunately, since the show never dealt with issues of sexuality or any
bodily function (including eating for most of the episodes), the population
died out from either not reproducing or by trying to eat maybe one a week
just like the Bradys did.
Life expectancy of Bradyized planet: 50-100 years.
Watch out everybody! With the current Brady revival and 2 feature films, the
clock is ticking.
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response 35 of 35:
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May 5 20:32 UTC 1997 |
<clap clap clap clap clap clap> oooops....
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