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keesan
response 25 of 27: Mark Unseen   Feb 5 00:45 UTC 1998

From French Widow in Every Room by Dennis Winston (1987).

English-language menu items:
broiling of trellis             eggs with viennese dogs
fumigated smocked chees eggs with a reindeer
tart with rubber chocolate      grilled lamp
split tummy egg plant           virgins lips
beef strongenuff                rissole of lady's thigh
pike in athenians               blight
utmost of chicken as Hungarian  bowels in spit
young partridge over sofa       a half cock of the countrywoman
wery stronk beer                saints bones
children sandwiches             nestcafe
arm of a gypsy                  French likers
blandy mar                      tartars
beef roots                      jerked meat (this one is real!)
fumigated sausage               zingarakewers
curled milka sleep              shrimp nets
hen blood stew                  slop brandy
zin     bluberlips      suckling pin    lambent rails
friend milk     lamb shops      buttrepishes    strange cheese
breast of foul chef     sloin financier brood of eels
tart of this house      pork loin with jewess
scrap-heap eggs various slights         minuet steaks
roasted jam to the American style       salad with gardener
fried sheat-fish with fogosh miller's wife style
(Dinersty still has soul fish)
frozen soup with peccadilloes   rape, seamanlike style
assaulted artichoke     friend cod      gumpoes
spawned cabbag

I could figure out only a few of these (curdled sheep's milk - cheese)
srw
response 26 of 27: Mark Unseen   Mar 23 03:39 UTC 1998

that list looks like a translator's dream (or nightmare). Some are just 
typos methinks. (Suckling Pig)

I like beef strongenuff, that's a hoot!
orinoco
response 27 of 27: Mark Unseen   May 5 22:48 UTC 1998

"scrap-heap eggs" isn't that far off from "garbage omelette", which I've seen
on menus here for an omlette with lots of stuff in it.
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