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jaklumen
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response 226 of 270:
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Aug 24 04:55 UTC 2003 |
Chronic masturbator? You don't stroke to the point of pushing powder,
do you?
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oval
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response 227 of 270:
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Aug 24 19:26 UTC 2003 |
eh>?
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jaklumen
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response 228 of 270:
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Aug 25 03:28 UTC 2003 |
Bad joke, Carrie... the idea is that the spooge loses its juice on
like the 100th time.
But more likely, he'd get scabs from all the rubbing.
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tpryan
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response 229 of 270:
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Aug 25 20:24 UTC 2003 |
I decided to sell my 1984 Detroit Tiger World Championship Plaque on
ebay. see
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2749118798
Quite a memory prize, for someone else now.
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tod
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response 230 of 270:
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Aug 25 21:44 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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naftee
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response 231 of 270:
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Aug 26 14:48 UTC 2003 |
re 230 You buy furry boots with high heels?
GAY
*ahem*
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albaugh
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response 232 of 270:
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Aug 26 16:21 UTC 2003 |
In line at the supermarket checkout, on the cover of a "teen" magazine adorned
with a photo of the Olsen twins: "Hallway makeout sessions: Do's and Don'ts".
Are you serious? I can write that article in ONE LINE:
*Do* comply with the following: *Don't* be making out in the hallway!
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albaugh
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response 233 of 270:
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Aug 26 16:26 UTC 2003 |
Heard on the radio an ad for something that sounds like a really bad idea:
Interest only mortgage payments. Sure, your payments are cheaper. But
there's that little matter of the principal needing to be paid off, sooner
or later...
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goose
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response 234 of 270:
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Aug 26 18:14 UTC 2003 |
Lifetime mortgages....why limit it to 30 years...try 60 or 90!
I understand they have such things in California.
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jor
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response 235 of 270:
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Aug 26 19:27 UTC 2003 |
or naeative amortization, where the payment is less than
the interest, enlarging the principal balance.
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albaugh
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response 236 of 270:
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Aug 28 18:16 UTC 2003 |
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdates are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...
but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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happyboy
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response 237 of 270:
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Aug 28 18:24 UTC 2003 |
*fart*
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polytarp
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response 238 of 270:
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Aug 28 20:20 UTC 2003 |
Watch out for hackers.
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polytarp
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response 239 of 270:
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Aug 28 22:14 UTC 2003 |
k.
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naftee
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response 240 of 270:
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Aug 29 03:32 UTC 2003 |
HEY GREEN
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jaklumen
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response 241 of 270:
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Aug 29 07:44 UTC 2003 |
resp:237 I'm usually pretty happy after a big fart, too. But not
when I sneeze at the same time.
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happyboy
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response 242 of 270:
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Aug 29 18:02 UTC 2003 |
it's a big sooprize!
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iluvatar
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response 243 of 270:
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Sep 3 03:09 UTC 2003 |
saludos desde mexico capital
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jaklumen
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response 244 of 270:
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Sep 3 05:20 UTC 2003 |
districto federal? saludos.
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ecoine
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response 245 of 270:
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Sep 6 14:45 UTC 2003 |
Pipe Interrupt? Can you be more specific
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naftee
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response 246 of 270:
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Sep 6 20:20 UTC 2003 |
00
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dah
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response 247 of 270:
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Sep 6 20:25 UTC 2003 |
000
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asddsa
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response 248 of 270:
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Sep 7 05:16 UTC 2003 |
0000
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dah
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response 249 of 270:
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Sep 7 07:32 UTC 2003 |
00000
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taurean
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response 250 of 270:
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Sep 7 18:47 UTC 2003 |
is anyone out there ?
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