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jaklumen
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response 212 of 270:
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Aug 12 00:28 UTC 2003 |
I'm ashamed to admit I share a birthday with Martha Stewart, but not
Martin Sheen.
I don't put much stock in astrology or calendar signs, although it was
fun to check out my chart. I am a Leo married to a Pisces on the
Aries cusp, and I am a Wood Tiger on the Chinese calendar. The real
extent of my seriousness notes that fortunes in fortune cookies tend
to be fairly generic, that it is fun to add "in bed" somewhere to them
(usually the end), and that they are a Californian invention: they
were invented to advertise a restaurant.
I'm Jonathan, for those that don't know me.
My hobbies include classical guitar and role-playing games. I work as
a secretary for the City of Richland and am looking for full-time
employment. I enjoy a fair variety of music, but my favorites include
funk, various electronica genres, quiet storm, some disco (that was
more funk influenced), and certain types of jazz. I generally
disfavor country music, *especially* honky tonk, which drives me nuts.
I fancy philosophy somewhat, although I'll admit I haven't been
studying quite as much as I should. I just finished the Tao Te Ching
and am continuing on the Tao of Pooh, which I consider a quirky,
somewhat whimisical sort of commentary on the Tao. After that, I'll
resume a philosophical treatise on lying. There's been a smidge of
study of religion: Judaism including Kabbalah mysticism, and some
study of the Ba'hai faith. All very interesting comparisons.
I figure that I am a very subjective sort of thinker, which I figure
leaves me mystified in understanding scientific and computer
programming types.
I am incredibly idealistic and a slight iconoclastic, which again
leaves me baffled about the more traditionalist. "Don't fix it if it
ain't broken" never seemed to ring true for me.
Grex has been a wonderful place for discussion-- and I've always loved
the specialty conferences. I do hope that agora gets out of the rut
of the war discussion-- for me, anyway, it seems a little thin.
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cyber8
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response 213 of 270:
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Aug 12 04:55 UTC 2003 |
butyus maximus/cre viro
virus
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naftee
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response 214 of 270:
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Aug 12 05:11 UTC 2003 |
re 212 You play classical guitar?! D00D you should check out
www.eythorsson.com
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polytarp
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response 215 of 270:
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Aug 12 14:24 UTC 2003 |
You know, I'd love it if this item displayed which Agora number it is, because
I always forget that stuff.
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oval
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response 216 of 270:
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Aug 12 14:56 UTC 2003 |
it's the one in your ~ with the highest number, man.
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jaklumen
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response 217 of 270:
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Aug 12 22:25 UTC 2003 |
resp:214 An Icelandic school? Fascinating. Very nice site-- lots of
sheet music.
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jules
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response 218 of 270:
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Aug 23 02:23 UTC 2003 |
i dont know what item this is, but tomorrow is my birthday.
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sholmes
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response 219 of 270:
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Aug 23 03:46 UTC 2003 |
Happy Birthday , It's already tomorrow in Singapore.
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gelinas
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response 220 of 270:
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Aug 23 04:07 UTC 2003 |
And now it's tomorrow here. Happy Birthday, jules.
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darrius
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response 221 of 270:
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Aug 23 18:06 UTC 2003 |
Hi all I am a chronic masturbater, does anyone know where to get materials,
such as full legnth movies? THANKS!
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happyboy
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response 222 of 270:
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Aug 23 18:58 UTC 2003 |
they have olsen twins vids for rent at the safeway down the
street, lil peter.
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tpryan
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response 223 of 270:
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Aug 23 22:27 UTC 2003 |
re 223:
Preventing prostate cancer?
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jiffer
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response 224 of 270:
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Aug 24 01:54 UTC 2003 |
Wow, that is something to be proud of. Don't give yourself some fungal
infection.
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i
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response 225 of 270:
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Aug 24 02:17 UTC 2003 |
Re: #221
Used motor oil's a great lube. Yall wanna run it through a coffee
filter first to get out any bits of metal an' stuff. Quick an' easy
to clean up after with a bit o' gas - careful with da smokes though.
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jaklumen
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response 226 of 270:
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Aug 24 04:55 UTC 2003 |
Chronic masturbator? You don't stroke to the point of pushing powder,
do you?
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oval
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response 227 of 270:
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Aug 24 19:26 UTC 2003 |
eh>?
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jaklumen
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response 228 of 270:
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Aug 25 03:28 UTC 2003 |
Bad joke, Carrie... the idea is that the spooge loses its juice on
like the 100th time.
But more likely, he'd get scabs from all the rubbing.
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tpryan
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response 229 of 270:
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Aug 25 20:24 UTC 2003 |
I decided to sell my 1984 Detroit Tiger World Championship Plaque on
ebay. see
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2749118798
Quite a memory prize, for someone else now.
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tod
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response 230 of 270:
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Aug 25 21:44 UTC 2003 |
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naftee
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response 231 of 270:
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Aug 26 14:48 UTC 2003 |
re 230 You buy furry boots with high heels?
GAY
*ahem*
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albaugh
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response 232 of 270:
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Aug 26 16:21 UTC 2003 |
In line at the supermarket checkout, on the cover of a "teen" magazine adorned
with a photo of the Olsen twins: "Hallway makeout sessions: Do's and Don'ts".
Are you serious? I can write that article in ONE LINE:
*Do* comply with the following: *Don't* be making out in the hallway!
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albaugh
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response 233 of 270:
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Aug 26 16:26 UTC 2003 |
Heard on the radio an ad for something that sounds like a really bad idea:
Interest only mortgage payments. Sure, your payments are cheaper. But
there's that little matter of the principal needing to be paid off, sooner
or later...
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goose
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response 234 of 270:
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Aug 26 18:14 UTC 2003 |
Lifetime mortgages....why limit it to 30 years...try 60 or 90!
I understand they have such things in California.
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jor
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response 235 of 270:
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Aug 26 19:27 UTC 2003 |
or naeative amortization, where the payment is less than
the interest, enlarging the principal balance.
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albaugh
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response 236 of 270:
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Aug 28 18:16 UTC 2003 |
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdates are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...
but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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