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tod
response 150 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 21:01 UTC 2006

I like them skinless
jadecat
response 151 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 21:06 UTC 2006

Heh, when I was a kid I was told my dad had purchased half a cow... So I
honestly thought that it meant we would get half a cow- feet, skin and
everything. This worried me and yet I was relieved when I found out that
no, it didn't come that way.

IBB- my stupid shoulder is bothering me again.
tod
response 152 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 21:11 UTC 2006

Actually, half a cow would be pretty neat!
jadecat
response 153 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 21:23 UTC 2006

Wouldn't it though? Who needs a baseball bat when you have cow legs!?
tod
response 154 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 21:24 UTC 2006

Just think of the neat art projects
nharmon
response 155 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 21:24 UTC 2006

You could prop it up and someone walking along would just see a regular
cow, and then once they get closer, they would be in for a big surprise.
jadecat
response 156 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 22:02 UTC 2006

Oooh...
twenex
response 157 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 22:04 UTC 2006

rotflmao.
richard
response 158 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 22:52 UTC 2006

#151 half a cow?! you must have had a big freezer.  Thats a couple months
worth of meat at least.  That reminds of the old I Love Lucy episode, where
Lucy buys two sides of beef, not knowing two sides means a whole.  So she gets
tons of beef and spends the rest of the episode trying to hide her mistake
from Ricky.  
tod
response 159 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 22:53 UTC 2006

Yea, cuz Ricky used to knock the shit out of her when he got pissed.
nharmon
response 160 of 318: Mark Unseen   Jan 31 23:45 UTC 2006

Damn Richard, I do not want to see how you or your family consumes beef
that a half a cow only lasts a couple of months! :)

I have a large freezer in the basement and when the meat is packed in
there, I can fit a side into it. But nothing else.
slynne
response 161 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 00:32 UTC 2006

IBB in a horrible clumsy move, I slipped and fell in my own front yard
and twisted my knee. Then instead of taking care of it, I went and spent
four hours at the DIA walking through galleries (It was fun though!). I
paid for it yesterday. I could hardly walk. But, I am healing fast so I
will only be a temporary gimp thankfully. 
tod
response 162 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 00:38 UTC 2006

Best wishes on a speedy recovery
richard
response 163 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 01:11 UTC 2006

re #160 well I meant a couple of months for a BIG family of carniverous 
sorts who eat meat all the time, and have tons of guests over and 
such.  Anne, how long did your half a cow last?  
bru
response 164 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 04:21 UTC 2006

we used to buy half a cow all the time when I was a kid.  we had a 
large freezer to put it in.
bhoward
response 165 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 05:06 UTC 2006

My great grandmother still gets a cow every year from the folks to
whom she rents some land for ranching.
tod
response 166 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 05:10 UTC 2006

<Don Rickles grimacing>
No, this thread is too easy...
jadecat
response 167 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 13:22 UTC 2006

Growing up we utilised two freezers in the basement- a standing up type
and an on-its-side type. As for how long it lasted- I have no idea. I
didn't tend to pay attention to that sort of thing when I was 8.
jiffer
response 168 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 13:50 UTC 2006

IBB I now have the responsibility of getting rid of/selling the Geo Metro.
Grrrr.
nharmon
response 169 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 13:58 UTC 2006

Re 168: You could always smash it on your forehead like an empty
aluminum can and then throw it away.
jiffer
response 170 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 14:10 UTC 2006

No, a car tried to do that without too much effect,... just a bit of damage
that was fixed.
slynne
response 171 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 15:06 UTC 2006

resp:168 - When I had to get rid of my Geo Metro, I decided that the 
easiest thing was to donate it to charity. I forget which one but they 
came and picked it up with a tow truck and all I had to do was meet 
them so I could give them the keys and sign over the title. It was 
pretty easy. I think you can deduct the value of the car from your 
taxes too although I dont know for sure because at that time, I wasnt 
itemizing my deductions so I never claimed it. 


richard
response 172 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 15:18 UTC 2006

re #167 *two* freezers?  anne was your dad a hunter?  I guess hunters keep
an extra freezer to store their venison.
jadecat
response 173 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 15:21 UTC 2006

Nope, dad was definitely NOT a deer hunter. However, he grew up poor and
liked having plenty on hand in case a lean time crept up on us. Plus my
mom used to do things like make jams and jellys, and would make
blueberry syrup - and all sorts of things that would end up in the
standing up freezer for use down the road, including bread and veggies.
The on its side freezer stored meat and potato frozen stuff.

Keep in mind there were six of us at the time, and often extended family
would come over for a weekend.
nharmon
response 174 of 318: Mark Unseen   Feb 1 15:32 UTC 2006

Wow, blueberry syrup. That sounds yummy.
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