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jltaylor
response 125 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 00:07 UTC 1994

<slinks off to a back room to wash unmentionables>
arwen
response 126 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 01:43 UTC 1994

I won't mention it......
<Lady Arwen is once again showing marvelous restraint>
bhelliom
response 127 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 03:43 UTC 1994

Soap!!!! Use SOAP this time, TMH!!!
<Lady Bhelliom hurls a rather large chunk of lye soap after the ob-noxious
Mad HIghlander>
brighn
response 128 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 06:08 UTC 1994

<TBG is washing his face with his paw.  Yummy goat!>
fuz
response 129 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 13:16 UTC 1994

yagi will not be amused.. or will she?
arwen
response 130 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 14:58 UTC 1994

Depends....And TBG>>>DROP THAT GOAT RIGHT NOW!
I am truly sorry your highness...I havebeen trying
to keep them in line, but without Miwstress Keman and
Chief Canis they have been runninf amuck! Please...
could you help me?
bhelliom
response 131 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 15:07 UTC 1994

No buscuits for any of them I'm afraid.
jltaylor
response 132 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 24 22:23 UTC 1994

I lick myself because i can.

Muck is good for wallowing, but not running :)
arwen
response 133 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 00:41 UTC 1994

<sigh>  Do you see my leige?  Do you begin to see?
<Lady Arwen picks up a comb and heads for jltaylor and
brighn and canis and loupgaru to start working on their
mats>
canis
response 134 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 02:33 UTC 1994

I am very well groomed it's these damned pups, never know how to care for 
themselves. Barks loudly that they should return to there homes and wash, or
else he will send Lady Arwen with her clippers and combs.
brighn
response 135 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 04:29 UTC 1994

<TBG growls.  He likes his mats the way they are.>
yagi
response 136 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 06:58 UTC 1994

(for God's sake! Please, do not eat goats! It's terribly unkind!)
bhelliom
response 137 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 13:28 UTC 1994

<Lady Bhelliom tries to protect yagi with all her might>
fuz
response 138 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 21:22 UTC 1994

toldja so.
arwen
response 139 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 21:55 UTC 1994

Sorry Lord Canis...but there was that one knot right 
behind your ear...I assumed that you couldn't reach it.
Thank you for your support.  <Lady Arwen goes off to
sharpen her clippers>
bhelliom
response 140 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 25 22:29 UTC 1994

Don't forget your whetstone!
arwen
response 141 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 26 22:12 UTC 1994

<Lady Arwen pauses, then turns to retrieve her whetstone>
Thank thee, dearheart!
brighn
response 142 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 26 23:22 UTC 1994

<TBG eats another goat.>
bhelliom
response 143 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 27 00:29 UTC 1994

Ahem, brighn?!?!?
brighn
response 144 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 27 07:01 UTC 1994

<TBG eats a breathmint and promises not to eat any more goats.>
canis
response 145 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 27 18:58 UTC 1994

but no would notice if a few sheep were missing, right ? <grins wolfishly>
brighn
response 146 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 28 01:45 UTC 1994

Hee hee hee hee <TBG looks around the kingdom for sheep>
arwen
response 147 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 29 02:23 UTC 1994

It would appear that it is open season on mutton.
Mary!  Hide your little lamb!
brighn
response 148 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 29 04:44 UTC 1994

<TBG is having a hard time choosing between Mary and her little lamb... or
does this belong on the sex conf.?>
arwen
response 149 of 229: Mark Unseen   Aug 29 17:46 UTC 1994

<Lady Arwen is seen to collapse into yet another heap
of hysterical clothing and laughter>
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