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Grex > Agora56 > #17: The Humour Item (Extract U's To Taste) | |
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tod
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response 119 of 203:
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Feb 1 23:35 UTC 2006 |
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in
karate, and a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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slynne
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response 120 of 203:
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Feb 2 00:56 UTC 2006 |
Is "Christ, what an asshole?" always the answer to The New Yorker
cartoon caption contest?
http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html
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gull
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response 121 of 203:
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Feb 2 01:13 UTC 2006 |
Well, if you read the Bible, Christ *could* be a bit of an asshole at
times.
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tod
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response 122 of 203:
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Feb 2 01:26 UTC 2006 |
He was a bitchy metrosexual with commitment issues.
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nharmon
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response 123 of 203:
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Feb 2 04:06 UTC 2006 |
LOL, thanks for that slynne, that was funny! :)
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tod
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response 124 of 203:
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Feb 2 05:16 UTC 2006 |
I didn't get it
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mary
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response 125 of 203:
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Feb 2 13:00 UTC 2006 |
The following is not true. Mostly.
http://inspectionnews.com/ubb/uploads/thisexplaineverything1.jpg
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charcat
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response 126 of 203:
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Feb 4 01:25 UTC 2006 |
heh, very funny Mary,,,, "God gave man a penis and a brain, but only
enough blood to run one at a time".
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scott
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response 127 of 203:
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Feb 4 01:38 UTC 2006 |
Re 119: I thought the punchline was going to be something like "...and #6,
you're blonde too!".
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aruba
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response 128 of 203:
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Feb 8 01:01 UTC 2006 |
Re #125: Ha! I like that one.
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trap
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response 129 of 203:
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Feb 12 16:44 UTC 2006 |
why did god invent AIDS?
to decrease the number of jewish faggots.
:)
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rcurl
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response 130 of 203:
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Feb 12 19:15 UTC 2006 |
What a jerk.
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naftee
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response 131 of 203:
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Feb 13 22:53 UTC 2006 |
where do you send jews that can't focus ?
a concentration camp !@
:(
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tod
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response 132 of 203:
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Feb 13 23:55 UTC 2006 |
I dont get it
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naftee
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response 133 of 203:
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Feb 14 01:12 UTC 2006 |
that's my line @!
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gull
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response 134 of 203:
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Feb 14 01:48 UTC 2006 |
Into the ritalin chamber!
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twenex
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response 135 of 203:
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Feb 21 13:41 UTC 2006 |
Have a look at THIS!:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1212959,00.html
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nharmon
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response 136 of 203:
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Feb 25 05:04 UTC 2006 |
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6553260189868317794
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slynne
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response 137 of 203:
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Feb 26 02:01 UTC 2006 |
Last December when I saw snl's "Lazy Sunday" clip, I thought it was
about the best thing they had done in ages. I still think that. But this
one is ever better, imho.
http://lazymuncie.com/
It is best if you've already watched "Lazy Sunday" and "Lazy Monday"
though.
Lazy Sunday is available on NBC's webpage:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/
Lazy Monday is available on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZF8GGA5r8
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remmers
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response 138 of 203:
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Mar 2 12:16 UTC 2006 |
Toy Story 2 / Requiem for a Dream mashup:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_oBBFretjPs
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charcat
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response 139 of 203:
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Mar 4 00:42 UTC 2006 |
from this weeks phc newsletter...
Pretty Good Joke,
"Doc, I can't stop singning 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
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mcnally
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response 140 of 203:
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Mar 4 01:47 UTC 2006 |
Since I don't remember Tom Jones' cover of "The Green, Green Grass of Home"
I'd probably have changed the joke to use "What's New Pussycat?" but it's
still pretty groan-worthy..
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nharmon
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response 141 of 203:
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Mar 5 03:13 UTC 2006 |
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6609548779
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nharmon
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response 142 of 203:
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Mar 6 02:18 UTC 2006 |
http://www.amifatwaornot.org
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remmers
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response 143 of 203:
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Mar 8 11:18 UTC 2006 |
Real Life Simpsons Intro: http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw
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