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remmers
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response 107 of 207:
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Nov 12 17:25 UTC 1998 |
(That does sound a bit like "Cormac McCarthy", doesn't it. Oh well...)
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suzie
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response 108 of 207:
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Nov 13 04:23 UTC 1998 |
<giggle!!!>
I need to get Bob on grex some time when he's feeling goofy!
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sjones
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response 109 of 207:
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Nov 13 09:25 UTC 1998 |
dream or dodgy hearing, either way it's inspirational, and you're home
and dry - it's from 'The Crossing', which is the second in his Border
trilogy. if by any chance it wasn't just a dream, what was it that made
the connection for you? and thankyou both for making me laugh out
loud...)
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remmers
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response 110 of 207:
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Nov 13 11:28 UTC 1998 |
Heh. As to how it really happened - I haven't read Cormac McCarthy but
have read something about him and his work. The last quote rang a bell,
I thought of his name, searched on the web, and came up with a short bio
which mentioned that he lives where you said the author does - El Paso,
Texas. That was the clincher, although I would have guessed him next
anyway.
By the way, there's a rather elaborate Cormac McCarthy website at
http://www.cormacmccarthy.com/
It's run by "The Cormac McCarthy Society", which seems to be a bunch of
fans. McCarthy himself doesn't appear to be involved with it.
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remmers
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response 111 of 207:
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Nov 13 16:23 UTC 1998 |
Ok, time for a new quote. Let's try some poetry:
Why should I blame her that she filled my days
With misery, or that she would of late
Have taught to ignorant men most violent ways,
Or hurled the little streets upon the great,
Had they but courage equal to desire?
What could have made her peaceful with a mind
That nobleness made simple as a fire,
With beauty like a tightened bow, a kind
That is no natural in n age like this,
Being high and solitary and most stern?
Why, what could she have done, being what she is?
Was there another Troy for her to burn?
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sekari
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response 112 of 207:
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Nov 13 19:09 UTC 1998 |
i have no idea what this is, but i like it.
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suzie
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response 113 of 207:
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Nov 14 03:52 UTC 1998 |
Is this one of those really fancy riddles like the sphinx asks?
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sjones
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response 114 of 207:
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Nov 14 06:01 UTC 1998 |
hey, thanks for the cormac mccarthy site - that's really kind.
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davel
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response 115 of 207:
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Nov 14 12:18 UTC 1998 |
Aha! Yeats.
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remmers
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response 116 of 207:
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Nov 14 13:21 UTC 1998 |
Ack! Got it in one. Yeats it is. Your turn.
Re resp:113 - No, because the Sphinx knew the answers to its riddles.
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omni
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response 117 of 207:
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Nov 14 17:48 UTC 1998 |
I figured the Riddle of the Sphinx out in about 10 minutes. I don't
see what all the hubbub was about. ;)
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davel
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response 118 of 207:
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Nov 15 02:12 UTC 1998 |
OK, again I'm choosing something I expect is pretty obscure, on the grounds
that it's a favorite of mine & deserves to be better known. I'll be somewhat
surprised if anyone actually *recognizes* it - unpleasantly so if it's too
fast - but hope to give some clues that will enable the author to be guessed
by one who hasn't read the book. Grexers being what they are, someone may
well recognize it, though.
This is the only book I've read by this author. I'm aware of at least a
couple of others, by title, and they're only tangentially related.
Anyway, here goes
I tiptoed back to the dance, away from the murmuring voices.
Twenty minutes later Mrs. Calder entered the room, her hair and
lace-collared green dress a trifle disheveled. The expression on her
face made me glad I was not a cat close enough for her to kick. She
plumped herself down at the other end of my bench, glaring at the
revellers. Once in a while she muttered under her breath. Her hands
clenched and unclenched as if she were milking a cow. Soon, from just
outside the window there came a song so soft that it must have been
intended for only her ears and mine:
We're a' dry wi' the drinkin' o't,
We're a' dry wi' the drinkin' o't,
The minister kissed the fiddler's wife,
And he couldna preach for thinkin' o't.
Mrs. Calder leaped as if she had sat on a pin and spun about, her
hands in two tight fists. "You!" she shouted. "You dreadful--" Then
she realized that her voice was overriding Henry Lehman's
reel-calling, and broke off. A soft chant came again from the yard:
Some men want youth, and others health,
Some want a wife, and some a punk,
Some men want wit, and others wealth,
But they want nothing that are drunk.
The briefest of pauses, and then:
Would you be a man of fashion,
Would you lead a life divine?
Take a little dram of passion
In a lusty dose of wine.
If the nymph has no compassion,
Vain it is to sigh and groan,
Love was but put in for fashion,
Wine will do the work alone.
Mrs. Calder clapped her hands to her ears, her face crimson, and
scurried to the other side of the room.
Uncle Allie was apparently erring aimlessly and drunkenly about
the school yard, singing whatever occurred to him; had he been a dog,
I would have said he was baying the moon. Once the words went:
I have no pain, dear Mother, now,
But oh, I am so dry;
So connect me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die.
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maeve
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response 119 of 207:
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Nov 15 16:17 UTC 1998 |
re 111, ah, that's why I had it going through my head with the elad
singer's voice from The Cranberries..I like it when things like that
fit...
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davel
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response 120 of 207:
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Nov 15 19:24 UTC 1998 |
Hmm. Not a guess or comment so far? Some clues are in order.
This is going to require occasional editing. I'm going to give some clues,
including brief extracts. In form, this work is autobiographical, and in fact
apparently (mostly) actually so, & the author bears his own name. However,
another character dominates the book. Though identified with the author's
long-lost great-uncle, this character is entirely fictitious; but giving his
name would identify the book (character's name is part of title).
From the Author's Note at the beginning:
The statements about my height and appearance on pages 68 and 103
of this book are lies. So are any and all references to Mr. ---
and Author Unknown. The rest of the book is completely factual,
including the disappearance of my great-uncle Alfred Richardson in
the Klondike in 1879.
Author Unknown is Uncle Allie's dog. Here also are the referenced descriptions
of the author:
from p. 68:
In view of his reputation as a phrasemaker, it may seem a
letdown that his first words when he descended from Mr. Lehman's
stage (now a Reo truck) were: "My! How you've grown!" Still,
it was a natural thing to say. I had shot up until at the age of
fifteen I was almost as tall as Uncle Allie himself; my height so
embarrassed me that I walked with a self-conscious stoop.
from p. 103:
The campus newspaper was so hungry for copy that it would
print virtually anything. In my drive for sexual conquest, I
inundated the columns with poetry. I had to, for I lacked such
other sexual bait as athletic prowess, symmetry of feature and form,
or campus leadership. At least my effusions rhymed and scanned;
free verse was the order of the day, but I managed to avoid that
ultimate heresy. That the verses lack intellectual content was
inevitable, since I had nothing to say.
I should add that what I've said, combined with my first quote in certain
respects, provide a significant clue to Uncle Allie's other identity and thus
to the title of the book. (In fact, I just found it inside 1 minute using a
Title Words search at www.amazon.com, using no information beyond what I've
already given - except the information of how to put the clues together.)
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sjones
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response 121 of 207:
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Nov 15 20:46 UTC 1998 |
well, you're giving me a headache here, dave. got a feeling i've never
heard of this author - and i'm definitely confused by what seems to be a
combination of american and scottish settings. and clues and other
identities and suchlike just seems to make me feel stupid...)
what a great name for a dog, though...
hello there again maeve; i don't suppose you ever read resp:76 by any
chance?
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maeve
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response 122 of 207:
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Nov 16 15:35 UTC 1998 |
er yes, and I thought I'd sent you mail about it...if you didn't get
it, tell me and I'll send it again..
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davel
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response 123 of 207:
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Nov 17 02:51 UTC 1998 |
All the actual settings in the book are, I think, American. Certainly in what
I quoted. I'm curious what gave you the idea of a Scottish setting?
I'll add the hint that all the included quotations (that is, the bits of verse
(& in other places occasionally prose) treated as literary quotations by the
work I'm quoting) are alleged to be creations of Uncle Allie.
I'll try another quote. This is Uncle Allie's (and Author Unknown's) arrival
on the scene. It's a bit long ...
It was hard in those days to distract me from my reading. (A
family joke is that when our house once caught on fire, the men
dashing back and forth with buckets of water had to jump over me,
because I was lying in the midst of the bedlam reading comic
supplements.) Nonetheless, I gradually became aware of a cawing of
crows to the south. The sound grew louder, as if the crows were
coming my way; I first suspected, and then was certain, that their
caws were either accompanying or trying to drown out a human voice
raised in song. Though the tune was familiar, at first I could not
distinguish the words. At last I identified a refrain familiar to
anyone who had ever sung around an Oysterville piano:
As I was a-walking one morning for pleasure,
I spied a cow-puncher all riding along;
His hat was throwed back and his spurs was a-jingling,
And he approached me, a-singing this song:
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along, little dogies,
It's your misfortune, and none of my own.
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along, little dogies,
For you know Wyoming will be your new home.
An instrumental accompaniment underlay the song, and each stanza
concluded with a mournful howl that could not have emanated from a
human throat. I lifted my gaze from the book and watched a turn in
the road, a thousand feet away, to see what would appear. First, low
over the trees, the crows came flying; then a stranger, accompanied by
an enormous dog, strolled into view. I stood up to see better.
The arrival of a stranger would have been startling in any event,
for to all intents and purposes strangers had vanished from
Oysterville. Perhaps they had been wiped out two generations back as
a by-blow of the measles and smallpox that had exterminated our
Indians. But these two visitors would have staggered anyone merely by
their looks.
Both the man and dog were of extraordinary size. The man must
have stood close to six and a half feet tall, nor could he have
weighed less than two hundred and fifty pounds; yet some parts of his
body were scarcely more filled out, from all appearance, than my own.
As he drew nearer, I could see that his features were sharply etched
and his face even thin; yet the dewlap beneath his chin swung like a
bull's. A woman eight months pregnant could scarcely have boasted so
great a belly; its circumference, I learned later, came to sixty-three
inches. His head was shaped like an oversized gourd standing on its
stem end, but a gourd that had undergone much cross-breeding; before
that moment, I had no idea how apt the expressions "cauliflower ears"
and "rutabaga nose" could be. He wore a derby hat; steel-rimmed,
thick-lensed glasses magnified his eyes.
His thinner parts were as unprecedented. His neck--long, with a
large Adam's apple--appeared too fragile to bear the weight of his
head, which as far as I could see maintained its place through a
balancing act; the head was in constant delicate motion, adjusting to
the movements of his body as tightrope walkers adjust to the swaying
of their ropes.
His neck was set into shoulders too narrow for so enormous a man.
His heavy white sweater, of the knitted, patterned variety we now call
Irish, could not hide the meagerness of his upper torso, or the
spindling of his arms. His legs looked like a pair of asparagus
stalks that had forgotten to stop growing.
As he sang, he plucked at a mandolin slung from a rope around his
neck. Another sling held a box camera at the apogee of his belly.
Strapped to his shoulders was the biggest valise I had ever seen--a
sort of steamer trunk with a handle. Atop the valise was a wooden
contraption of a kind that I could not immediately decipher. He
advanced with an incongruous lightness of foot--a ponderous glide,
reminiscent of the progress of a great cat.
More striking than the man, if possible, was the dog, which stood
as high as a newborn calf. It had short, yellowish hair, exposing
every prominence and hollow of its grotesque body. Out of kindness, I
would like to euphemize the appearance of the creature, as I have done
for its owner, by using metaphorical terms; but unfortunately its
every repulsive detail was unmistakably labelled Dog. The face was in
size as that of a wolf-hound, but squashed in a fashion reminiscent of
a horribly magnified Pekinese. If the least attractive physical
characteristic of every canine species could be enlarged to impossible
proportions, and then fitted together like a jigsaw puzzle, such a
monstrosity as this would be the result.
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sjones
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response 124 of 207:
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Nov 17 17:40 UTC 1998 |
oh dear. well, mostly just me being stupid, no change there. the
reel-calling was part of it, and the mention of cows - and the names...
<embarrassed admission:> i just didn't really think about it
analytically, just took it for granted... oops!
so now i've gone away and thought analytically about it, and i've worked
out <drum roll> that i've never ever ever read this book. i know i
wouldn't have forgotten descriptions like those...
so... we're looking at round about the 1930s/40s in america?... and it's
not someone well known? that's going to be me sunk...) er...<name out
of hat> updike? bloody wish i'd been a bit faster off the mark with
that yeats now!
oh, thankyou maeve - sorry, nope, i haven't got any mail from you - and
now i'm going to go away and see if i can figure out how to send mail to
a grexer...) (hey, i did say not clever...)
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sjones
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response 125 of 207:
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Nov 17 17:41 UTC 1998 |
andi'djustliketoapologiseforhavingjustnoticedthati'vejustusedjusttooofte
n...
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davel
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response 126 of 207:
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Nov 18 02:07 UTC 1998 |
The part most recently quoted is America, specifically Washington (state),
sometime around 1915 or a bit after. The earlier quote (at the dance) would
be a bit before 1925. The book was published in 1977. The author's other
books I'm aware of (by title only) are (if I recall) all on words, word games,
word puzzles, etc., and published within a few years of 1980. As for the
author's birth date, I'm taking for granted that he's being truthful in
his account of his early life ... from which I'll quote:
I entered this sad world at 6.05 A.M. on the eleventh day of
December in the year of our Lord 1910. My birthplace was my parents'
bedroom in a small frame cottage (since destroyed) in downtown
Olympia, capital of the state of Washington. The family had arrived
there while I was still humuncular; my father, a native of the
sparsely settled southwestern corner of the state, was the choice of
the citizens of Pacific and Wahkiakum counties to represent them as
state senator, at a stipend, I believe, of five dollars a day.
The --- family never amounted to much, but always to something;
at least we knew who we were. Mr. --- had our sort in mind when he
wrote
I belong to that highly respectable tribe
Which is known as the Shabby Genteel
Too proud to beg, too honest to steal.
The exact instant of my birth is on record because my brother
Edwin, then not quite two, the previous evening had stuffed into
himself his first wedge of angel-food cake. He then had begged his
way into my parents' bed on a plea of bellyache. At 5.03 A.M. he was
removed, objecting loudly, to make room for me. One hour and two
minutes later, objecting just as loudly, I arrived to replace him.
I was an ethereal-appearing infant, with violet-colored eyes of
the giant economy size, set off by long dark lashes; I looked through
rather than at my surroundings. "That one," said the hired girl, "is
not long for this world." Mama marked the words, and on the erroneous
assumption that I had been delivered in a crate marked "fragile--right
side up with care," gave me special handling.
In 1913, legislative service being a luxury my father could no
longer afford, we returned home to the isolated settlement of
Oysterville, where Papa owned a thousand acres of empty oysterbeds and
another thousand or so of tide meadows and marshland. On these latter
he ran stock and raised hay and vegetables. Oysterville was and is
located on Shoalwater Bay (now called Willapa Harbor), near the point
of a narrow, tree-covered sandspit thirty miles long, springing from
the mouth of the Columbia River. The village, founded in 1854,
prospered for half a century on the tasty oysters that crowded the
banks of the bay channel. But the oysters died out, and by the time
my memory begins there could not have been more than a dozen families
still in the neighborhood, cultivating truck gardens and milking
cows.
(Again, in this case it should not be necessary to recognize the author,
much less the work. Try identifying the author of the *included* quotes,
Uncle Allie under his _nom_de_plume_ of Mr. ---. (Another sample is
present in this extract.) That plus a search engine should quickly lead you
to the title of the present work. (About a third of the book is devoted
to a selection from the works of this most prolific author, BTW, as
an appendix.))
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davel
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response 127 of 207:
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Nov 28 17:03 UTC 1998 |
Hmm. Off for a week, and no one has guesses, ponderings, etc. Let's try
another quote from early in the book.
When my fourth birthday approached, I deliberately selected a
poem by Mr. --- to remind my family of the impending anniversary. I
recited the verse as we were chatting around the dinner table after
dessert--and this time no one laughed:
My birthday is coming tomorrow,
And then I'm going to be four;
And I'm getting so big that already
I can open the kitchen door;
I'm very much taller than Baby,
Though today I am still only three;
And I'm bigger than Bob-tail the puppy,
Who used to be bigger than me.
Scarcely a high point in literary annals, one would think; but
the recitation aroused as much fluttering and squawking at that table
as if a fox had slipped into a chicken coop.
"Who taught you that, Willard?" asked Mama. "I know _I_ didn't."
"And _I_ didn't," added Medora.
"Nobody taught me," I said. "I read it in a book."
Everyone at the table began to babble (except for Dale, who was
still working on her custard dessert, and my father, who looked at me
with a little smile lurking between his moustache and his goatee).
"Are you pretending you can really read?" . . . "I don't believe" . . .
"But when" . . . "Prove it!"
"I will," I said grandly. Pushing back my chair, I marched off
for the evidence, and returned with a book. "Here is another one of
Mr. ---'s verses. And you, Medora"--here I stuck out my tongue--"and
you, Suzita"--here I stuck out my tongue again--"won't understand it
at all."
"Be polite to your sisters, Willard," said Papa. When Papa
spoke, I obeyed. "I'm sorry," I said; "I was only teasing." I read
aloud:
I might not, if I could:
I should not, if I might;
Yet if I should I would,
And, shoulding, I should quite!
I must not, yet I may;
I can, and still I must;
But ah! I cannot--nay,
To must I may not, just!
I shall, although I will,
But be it understood,
If I may, can, shall--still,
I might, could, would, or should!
If my earlier recitation brought on a babble, this one produced a
stunned silence. The fact that I could really read had been accepted
and dismissed; the new question was--and several moments passed before
Mama put it--_what_had_I_just_read?_
(This selection took place long before Uncle Allie's appearance on the
scene, not to mention the revelation of his identity as Mr. ---, the
author of the included verses. (Again, recall that Mr. ---'s name is
part of the title of this work. Note that the passage also includes
a clue to the identity of the author of the book being quoted.))
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polygon
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response 128 of 207:
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Nov 30 18:19 UTC 1998 |
Oh!!! Willard Espy.
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davel
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response 129 of 207:
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Dec 1 02:24 UTC 1998 |
You've got it, Larry. The work is _The_Life_and_Works_of_Mr._Anonymous_.
It purports to be (and, I think, *is*) a somewhat fictionalized autobiography.
The fiction is that his uncle Alfred (who (truly) disappeared in the Klondike
in 1879) returns, and proves to be the (current) Anonymous, author of all
works published under that name, and (ultimately) designates Espy as the
next in that line. Mr. Anonymous, accompanied by his dog Author Unknown,
gets together (offstage, unfortunately) on occasion with his cronies Idem,
Ibid., and Trad.
The last third of the book is a selection from the works of this most
prolific author. I'll close with one of them as a parting shot:
Somebody said that it couldn't be done--
But he, with a grin, replied
He'd never be one to sayi it couldn't be done--
Leastways, not till he tried.
So he buckled right in, with a trace of a grin;
By golly, he went right to it.
He tackled The Thing That Couldn't Be Done!
And he couldn't do it.
Espy's other works are things like _An_Almanac_of_Words_at_Play_, books
on word games, etc. I haven't managed to track any of them down yet,
but hope to eventually.
polygon is up whenever he gets ready.
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polygon
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response 130 of 207:
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Dec 1 12:45 UTC 1998 |
Here's something a little different. Proper names have been changed to
initials.
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I have intended for some time to write and explain to you the arrangement
I have made for my future residence, and respecting my private affairs
with a view to my comfort, so far as I may expect it, but it has been
painful to me to execute it.
My ill state of health continuing, consisting of a cough, which annoys me
by night and day with considerable expectoration, considering my advanced
years, although my lungs are not affected, renders the restoration of my
health very uncertain, or indeed any favorable change in it. In such a
state I could not reside on my farm. The solitude would be very
distressing, and its cares very burdensome. It is the wish of both of my
daughters, and of the whole connection, that I should remain here and
receive their good offices, which I have decided to do. I do not wish to
burden them. It is my intention to rent a house near Mr. G., and to live
within my own resources so far as I may be able. I could make no
establishment of any kind without the sale of my property in L., which I
have advertised for the 8th of June, and given the necessary power to Mr.
G. and my nephew J. If my health will permit, I will visit it in the
interim and arrange affairs there for that event and my removal here. The
accounting officers have made no decision on my claims, and have given me
much trouble. I have written them that I would make out no account
adapted to the act, which fell far short of making me a just reparation,
and that I would rather lose the whole sum than give to it my sanction, be
the consequences what they may. I never recovered from the losses of the
first mission, to which those of the second added considerably.
It is very distressing to me to sell my property in L., for, besides
parting with all I have in the State, I indulged a hope, if I could retain
it, that I might be able occasionally to visit it, and meet my friends, or
many of them, there. But ill health and advanced years prescribe a course
which we must pursue. I deeply regret that there is no prospect of our
ever meeting again, since so long have we been connected, and in the most
friendly intercourse, in public and private life, that a final separation
is among the most distressing incidents which could occur. I shall resign
my seat as a visitor at the Board in due time to enable the Executive to
fill the vacancy, that my successor may attend the next meeting. I beg
you to assure Mrs. M. that I never can forget the friendly relation which
has existed between her and my family. It often reminds me of incidents
of the most interesting character. My daughter, Mrs. H., will live with
me, who with the whole family here, unite in affectionate regards to both
of you.
Very sincerely, your friend,
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sjones
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response 131 of 207:
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Dec 1 14:54 UTC 1998 |
something nineteenth century?
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