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dang
response 100 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 17:51 UTC 1994

You could always tell them to your computer.  He'll at least laugh.
eeyore
response 101 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 17:52 UTC 1994

pthbbbb!
dang
response 102 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 18:28 UTC 1994

And here she goes on about my plibs!
<the turtle goes back into the corner to talk to his computer again>
anne
response 103 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 18:32 UTC 1994

Eeeyore, sure, always up for killing useles males... <grin>
now the useful ones... that's quite another story....
;)

gerund
response 104 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 18:36 UTC 1994

No such thing as a useful male, unless you're talking about
that Brad Pitt fellow.  :)
anne
response 105 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 18:41 UTC 1994

Well, I can think of a few others... but you're right, there aren't
many. Mr. Pitt is one of them however...

brighn
response 106 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 18:48 UTC 1994

<brighn does NOT like the current topic, and wishes that it would 
change.>
<brighn is reminding people that it isn't sexual harassment until you've
been warned.... and you've been warned.>

I am a useful male, and I know plenty of others.  
Of course, if you want to continue in this vein, I'll just forget 
the conference.
"I'll be disappointed, and you'll lose a friend."
gerund
response 107 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 19:03 UTC 1994

Brighn... don't.
brighn
response 108 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 19:12 UTC 1994

Then be nice to me and stop this infernal male-bashing!
All of you!
Please!
dang
response 109 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 19:14 UTC 1994

<dang applauds very loudly>
fraizer
response 110 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 19:44 UTC 1994

Yeah this male bashing thing is really childish, you poop heads!
anne
response 111 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 22:10 UTC 1994

Yeah, it is childish.  It's also a joke.  And besides, maybe we're just
reacting to the way we have been treated...

fraizer
response 112 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 22:34 UTC 1994

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! I know it was a joke. And I know women have theright to be
pissed off. I was just trying to go along *with* the joke. i.e.- "poop heads"

Friends?
gerund
response 113 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 22:42 UTC 1994

Always
fraizer
response 114 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 21 22:57 UTC 1994

kiss kiss kiss
I feel much better now... ahhhhhhhhh.
brighn
response 115 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 02:53 UTC 1994

Sorry, Anne, but I never treated you that way.
When I lost it in another conference, and wnet over the line, and was
called on it, I apologized.
Don't I deserve the same treatment?
anne
response 116 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 03:18 UTC 1994

What can't we joke about this?  I know you never treated me in this
manner brighn.  We joke about everything around here, are we now 
going to make this a taboo subject?  Meg and I don't seriously
mean anything by it.  It's just friendly banter brighn.  What
line are you talking about going over?  What ever line it is, I
highly doubt Meg and I havecome anywhere near it!

brighn
response 117 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 04:44 UTC 1994

The line:  killing "all these" useless males.  Am I one?  Will you say
I'm not just to get me off your back?  Gerund fed the flames with his 
suggestion that "useful male" is an oxymoron so it's not just you and
Meg.  I just don't like the male-directed violence, and am asking that
it be stopped.
But, you are welcome to disagree, and to continue the vein.  There are
other sorts of humor that don't touch people's sore spots, but since 
you want to make these particular jokes, fine.

I'm leaving.
eeyore
response 118 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 13:39 UTC 1994

brighn...i'm sorry.

yes, this whole thing is a joke, and has been for many years, infact for 
about 4 years.  dan has known about it the whole time, nad knows if for a joke.
gerund, by now, has also gotten the joke.  they all know that none of
us would do anything to hurt anyone, including males.  yes, my mommy raised
me to be a good little women's libber, but it is only to a certain point.
males are useful.  i firmly believe this.  this world has been patriarchial for
too long for me not to believe that!  i  didn't mean to offend you, and i'm 
sorry that i didn't get the chance to jump into this conversation earlier.

COME BACK!!!  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please?
brighn
response 119 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 16:27 UTC 1994

Well... maybe... 
I know it's a joke.  The same way the pubic hair on the Coke can was a joke
(in re:  Thomas/Hill).  Killing people with sporks?  Of course not.

But jokes can still hurt... and I've mentioned this before to Anne.

(The world is NOT patriarchal:  Bill Clinton is NOT my father, and Chelsea
will not inherit the presidency from him.)

*ah*  A linguistic rant.  I feel much better.

I'm still considering whether to add this back on my .cflist...
I'll check in now and then to see if I feel comfortable (and if 
I'm wanted).
eeyore
response 120 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 16:47 UTC 1994

you are always wanted, brighn.
brighn
response 121 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 17:03 UTC 1994

set pointless-snit=off
set lovable-self=on
set listen-to-meg's-mail-advice=on
set pighead=off

Oh, all right.  Return to sporking, just keep them away from me.  :-)
eeyore
response 122 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 17:24 UTC 1994

thankyou brighn!  :)

and don't worry...i will not point anymore sporks in your general direction.
dang
response 123 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 17:50 UTC 1994

At me, on the other hand...  :)
eeyore
response 124 of 245: Mark Unseen   Nov 22 18:06 UTC 1994

dan, i've been pointinmg sporks at youfor four years now...you should be used
to it...in fact, weren't you there shen the concept was thought of?
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