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Grex > Agora41 > #183: Pickup Lines/Phrases/Words whatever | |
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jmsaul
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response 100 of 124:
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May 23 12:54 UTC 2002 |
Re #95: If I were, I would have whined at you to cut it out, like jaklumen
is doing now.
Re #97: You're whining now. Stuff it.
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oval
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response 101 of 124:
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May 23 14:14 UTC 2002 |
if Bush were the lt man on earth i would never use a pick up line on him and
i'm sure he doesn't have the intelligence to use one on me so the human race
would be screwed.
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jmsaul
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response 102 of 124:
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May 23 14:21 UTC 2002 |
Or not, as the case may be.
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slynne
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response 103 of 124:
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May 23 17:15 UTC 2002 |
But you have to admit, talking about Ralph Nader's suit and how dumb
Bush is could be a good pickup line if one wants to pick up a person
with a certain political philosophy.
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slynne
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response 104 of 124:
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May 23 17:16 UTC 2002 |
I mean, sometimes the point of a pickup line isnt to score at any cost
but to weed out people. right?
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bhelliom
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response 105 of 124:
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May 23 17:19 UTC 2002 |
Slynne's got a point.
Besides, that's a little vehement for a couple of comments. I know
Republicans who can't stand him, so annoyance with Bush is certainly
not party-specific. And just deal with the drift by getting the item
back on topic if you're that pissy about it. Besides . . . how can you
interpret that as whining? Jeez . . . And if I want to bitch, I voted,
so it's my bloody right.
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senna
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response 106 of 124:
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May 23 17:57 UTC 2002 |
I voted too, so I get to rant about how people who embrace party-line politics
are actually idiots without realizing it. ;)
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jaklumen
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response 107 of 124:
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May 23 20:52 UTC 2002 |
Political correctness will apparently *never* apply in the actual
political arena. Ethnic/racial slurs are bad, but "bleeding-heart
liberal" and "warmongering conservative" (couldn't think of a real
standard there, actually) will always remain.
I voted too, Independent and moderate in fact, so I can still exercise
*my* bloody right to bitch about how stupid it is when one side will
rub the other's nose in the dirt when their boy's in office. It
happened when Clinton was prez, and don't tell me it didn't.
<it's still a fantasy, but Colin Powell in 2004>
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jazz
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response 108 of 124:
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May 23 22:43 UTC 2002 |
Damn, this topic was so much more interesting when it was about
relationships, than now, where it's about politics.
Have you ever noticed that it's almost impossible to observe someone
else actually doing the difficult work of initiating a conversation and
starting a relationship with someone? Even on a friendly basis.
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tpryan
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response 109 of 124:
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May 23 23:21 UTC 2002 |
I swear I can but out food for the birds and later can see
them up on the wire or a tree, in group all looking down. Each
knowing that it is food, but they each want to wait until the
others don't think it's food. Eventually, one breaks to get
their snack, only to be followed by the flock.
I swear that I can be in an introduction situation, go
over to introduce myself, soon followed by someone else latching
onto the conversation. They have years of skill beyond me, so
they quickly take over the situation.
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senna
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response 110 of 124:
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May 24 02:43 UTC 2002 |
I *try* to make my goal the presentation of good conversation for teh benefit
of the other party. Obviously, sometimes this works better than others,
depending upon my involvement. I wind up having more satisfying
conversations, though.
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bru
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response 111 of 124:
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May 24 03:25 UTC 2002 |
Best pickup lines are actually not lines.
Babysit for someone and take the baby on campus. You will be swamped with
young ladies. Do the same with a puppy. Works wonders.
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jaklumen
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response 112 of 124:
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May 24 05:51 UTC 2002 |
resp:111 The baby or the puppy is the icebreaker.
resp:110 well, yes, it's human nature to want to talk about ourselves,
so if you initate the conversation, it's generally conducive to pick a
topic about *them*.
resp:109 Well, you were the icebreaker. Selfish, but that's also
human nature sometimes.
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i
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response 113 of 124:
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May 24 11:19 UTC 2002 |
"Hi, would you mind if i bought you a drink?"
- generic
"Hi, what's a mole?"
- fishing for the chemically literate
"Hi, what to you think of the Republic?"
- poly sci majors or philosophers or Star Wars fans or ???
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other
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response 114 of 124:
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May 24 13:02 UTC 2002 |
"Hi, would you mind if I bought you a drink while we discuss the value of
the mole to the Republic?"
- <boggle>
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gull
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response 115 of 124:
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May 24 13:11 UTC 2002 |
Re #109: I think sometimes the birds are waiting to see if it's safe. Once
one has started to feed and hasn't been attacked, the rest will follow.
You can draw your own analogies to dating. ;)
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mdw
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response 116 of 124:
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May 24 18:44 UTC 2002 |
Moles have soft fur, live where the enemy least expects, have a lovely
chocolate yet not sweet taste while not being too runny, and there are
10**23 of them in every unit of substance. Some people use them to
protect beaches, and many people have them removed as cosmetic
blemishes.
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rcurl
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response 117 of 124:
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May 24 21:20 UTC 2002 |
That pretty much covers it....except that 10**23 is wrong. There are
6.023etc**23 "units" in a mole.
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mdw
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response 118 of 124:
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May 24 22:54 UTC 2002 |
Shows you how often I use Avogadro's number.
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janc
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response 119 of 124:
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May 26 13:09 UTC 2002 |
Avagadros can be used to make guacamole, which is another kind of mole.
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i
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response 120 of 124:
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May 26 19:35 UTC 2002 |
(My heart could fall for #119...unfortunately, janc's male and taken
anyway):
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jaklumen
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response 121 of 124:
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May 26 23:14 UTC 2002 |
resp:119 hehehe.. nope, those would be *avacados*
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oval
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response 122 of 124:
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May 27 14:44 UTC 2002 |
holymole!
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russ
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response 123 of 124:
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May 28 01:40 UTC 2002 |
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
on society." -- Mark Twain
I'll play the devil's avocado on #121.
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bhelliom
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response 124 of 124:
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May 28 16:51 UTC 2002 |
Jan . . . remind me never to try your guacamole.
Re: #108 . . . It gets painful after a while, like pulling teeth.
Eventually you just want to bash their heads together, especially if
they're sitting there, saying nothing. Hey, if you do bash their heads
together, perhaps they'll finally discover they've got something to
talk about en route to emergency.
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