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raven
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response 100 of 113:
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Apr 6 04:48 UTC 1997 |
Well I managed to flip the bar back on the left side of the mobius strip. It
hurts having no customers for weeks on end. New Special order the
Andromeda Ale and get a *free* sauted alien tentacle with Hale-Bop dust
alamode.
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response 101 of 113:
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Apr 9 04:30 UTC 1997 |
Rounds for the house! Rounds for the house! Bartender, can I have some
oakbark pixie dust special , twist o' lisbon? (straight up, with a bag of
chips?) also, you ran out of Trafalgamadorian Pretzels!
Bartender, there are long black feathers in my drink! I demand a refund, and
to see you around here more often...and wake me up next time there's a bar-
fight.
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raven
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response 102 of 113:
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Apr 9 17:55 UTC 1997 |
Dear one there are supposed to be long black feathers in the drinks.
Bar fights are how shall we say, passe, boring, blasse. Now bar
proofs of Godels' theorem in skin tight leotards are allllllwaaayyyyys
permited.
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response 103 of 113:
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Apr 9 19:32 UTC 1997 |
Ok, bar tender, I'll have a Po-Mo Shirlie Temple, extra fizz....
Did you not know that a Bar-fight is a drink? It's got round-house
swings, guys in startrek red uniforms batteling it out with old school
clingons, and an inflated ego aftertaste?
That better be leapoard print skin-tight leotards with purple tutus and
some Bells theorem deelie-bopper headresses, steel-shank stilleto heels,
and an aproval stamp from WOW.
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response 104 of 113:
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Apr 13 08:52 UTC 1997 |
After visiting the Lovecraft sex shop in London (Don't ask me to describe
the shoggoth appliance), seeing someone proving Godel's theorem in
a leotard is normal. I just wish the guys wouldn't do that at work.
I'll just have absinthe and a caffeine IV for now.
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response 105 of 113:
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Apr 14 20:33 UTC 1997 |
It LIVES! That sounds like fun.....DId you talk to Luigi about Coffee?
<nods head to the invisable void>
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raven
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response 106 of 113:
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Apr 14 21:26 UTC 1997 |
Absinthe there are rumors the Velevet one has a reciepe. You can be an
honary barkeep if you bring it into this fair saloon.
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response 107 of 113:
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Apr 15 11:53 UTC 1997 |
Coffee is for WIMPS! It's too slow. I need a more direct approach. As for the
absinthe, I tried to ask Trent Reznor for some, but he just gave me a
rotating pig instead. Oh please, oh velvety one, quench my thirst.
I'll show you dirty picture of Azathoth. ;)
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response 108 of 113:
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Apr 29 12:03 UTC 1997 |
My cries for absinthe have gone unheeded, so as I promised, I'll have
a Jungian dream analysis with a twist of entropy.
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scott
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response 109 of 113:
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Apr 29 16:09 UTC 1997 |
Sorry, no absinthe left. I was at Trent's garage sale too, but by the time
I got there, there was only a big pile of old BW film stock left. :(
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response 110 of 113:
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Apr 30 06:46 UTC 1997 |
I can remedy that situation, boys. <grin>
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response 111 of 113:
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May 2 05:24 UTC 1997 |
Just a little bit more time....It needs to steep.
However, While we are waiting, I can offer you some
Philosphy that ales you, trix for wrabbits, and Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzon
MudTornado and time....
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raven
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response 112 of 113:
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May 20 18:14 UTC 1997 |
Hey how's that absinthe coming? Friday's special is Victorian decadence
ala mode. We have even rented a kinoscopic viewer for those "special"
vicotorian photos.
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response 113 of 113:
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May 31 21:15 UTC 1997 |
Need to find another source of wormwood. The Co-op has opted out.
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