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glb humor
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May 28 04:47 UTC 1999 |
Hey, we need some great jokes in here! I know there's a ton of glb
jokes; I remember a guy I rode the bus with who had a long list of gay
ones.
Some of the jokes I'll give as examples contain epithets that might be
considered offensive, but I give a disclaimer that I do not intend to
offend anyone.
On your mark, get set-- go!
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May 28 05:03 UTC 1999 |
Q: How was the Little Dutch Boy like the lesbian that decided to
fingerfuck her lover?
A: He put his finger in the dike too.
Q: How are a gay man and a lawnmower alike?
A: You can get things started if you give 'em a yank.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a microwave?
A: The microwave doesn't brown your meat when you pull it out.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Q: Why can't they find more money for AIDS research?
A: They have a hard time getting the little mice to butt-fuck.
A bisexual cow was overheard saying, "I can't decide which side of the
fence is greener."
A girl wasn't sure about accepting an invitation to a party hosted by a
bisexual friend of hers who was a terrible flirt. She didn't know
whether he'd hit on her or on her boyfriend.
A group of gay men were hanging out at a bathhouse that had just been
fitted with a new spa tub. They were all sitting together in it,
lounging and relaxing when suddenly, a condom floated to the surface of
the water. "Okay," one of the men said. "Who farted?"
Q: What did the man say who picked up a drag queen at a club?
A: Fairy tales really do come true.
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