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Granger's comments because jazz suggested it might make some of the readers laugh
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Jun 25 01:51 UTC 2003 |
I am going to post my ideas on the rules for men to get laid.
The following are rules if you are a single male . . .
(1) Leave the computer lab,
(2) Go home
(3) Take shower
(4) shave
(5) Use cologne
(6) Put on nice expensive looking clothes
(7) Go to local bar where girls well be
(8) Pick an attarctive lady and make eye contact, is she drinking? If yes
proceed,
(9) Go to her, talk to her for a few hours about something you have in common
with her, and listen and sincerely appreciate her interest in the subject.
(10) Ask her home.
(11) Look for condom store between bar and hotel/motel/residence.
(12) Do it!
The following are rules if you are a married male . . .
(1) Wake up your wife,
(2) Compliment her on appearance, smell, physical attribute,
(3) Undress and request essential hand release therapy.
(4) Do it!
Notice please the ease with which the married male well have, and the less
investment in time he has. As an option,
(1A) Do fifteen minutes of housework.
Upon completetion of instruction 1A wives well find a husband more sexually
desirable and this well lead to a greater frequency of the objective.
Men, you can do this!
I do it practically every single day.
-Sean Granger
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