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orinoco
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Local History
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Nov 27 22:42 UTC 1994 |
Gather 'round, boys and girls, and let grandpa tell you 'bout the way our
city was born. Y'see, Smiley wasn't always the gee-golly-gosh-darn dag-nabbit
wonderful place it is t'day. We old'ns had to *fight* for our freedom t'smile,
Why in my day, we walked fourty miles to school. In hail. With hailstones the
size of wombats. And that was in the summer!
So let's all tell the story of the good old days of Smiley. When somebody
leaves off, let the next person take over. And may fate smile upon you.
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orinoco
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response 1 of 121:
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Nov 27 22:45 UTC 1994 |
I'll begin.
Long, long ago, in a town called Smiley, King Austafueden (that's me!) ruled
the people with a firm and just hand. Unfortunately, his hand may have been
fine, but his toes were corrupt, his eyebrows were sadistic, and his ears had
an irrational fear of tractors.
Then, one morning...
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jkrauss
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response 2 of 121:
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Dec 2 00:27 UTC 1994 |
The cry came ringing out
"LLAND HO!"
And there, on the horizon, llegions of llama llovers llowered themselves from
their boat. They had come to hunt the llegendary llama of Smiley!
However, when no sufficiently llarge llama was found, they went after
the innocent townsfolk of Smiley instead! What could be done??
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eldrich
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response 3 of 121:
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Dec 3 00:12 UTC 1994 |
Now the llegions of llama llovers were know from the eye of terror to the Siam
Han Craftworld, were I'm from but, I won't get into my history now, that no
imp-ortant now. At any rate the llegions of llama llovers were know f sadistic
hate of all contrys where no very llarge llama could be found and for that
matter the people that lived their. Things looked bad for the people of smiley,
but when all looked worst up step the warrior of Austafueden, hero of the
people... ELDRICH (that was me but I -s much younger then)! Fire was in
Eldrich's eyes as he drew his witchblade and his rod of lightning and sprang
into the mitst of the llama lovers! Rasing his blade above his head he...
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orinoco
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response 4 of 121:
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Dec 5 21:29 UTC 1994 |
Tripped over a piece of llama dropping and fell. Yes! Llama dropping!
And so townsfolk, llama llovers, and people who accidentally reverse their
initials all went out in search of the llost llama of smiley!
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tom67
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response 5 of 121:
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Dec 7 07:48 UTC 1994 |
Llovin' it!
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bjt
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response 6 of 121:
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Dec 7 13:42 UTC 1994 |
The llost llama was llast seen in a secret llocation. The llad who had
llast seen it would not lloosen his llips and tel al.
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wiseone
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response 7 of 121:
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Dec 7 18:46 UTC 1994 |
Suddenly a man with a crowbar, wrenched the lads mouth open and all was said
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jkrauss
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response 8 of 121:
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Dec 9 00:48 UTC 1994 |
Unfortunately, the grand high beaurocrat in charge of maintaining the
smoke-to-air ratio in our official smoke-filled back room had declared December
8th national earmuff appreciation week, and ran through town, clamping shut the
ears of the townsfolk, and nobody heard where the llama was, except for...
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bjt
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response 9 of 121:
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Dec 9 21:58 UTC 1994 |
Llord Llawrence! He...
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eldrich
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response 10 of 121:
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Dec 9 23:42 UTC 1994 |
started to jump up and down shouting the llama, the llama (also mixing in
subliminal massages of "j zone" too)!
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orinoco
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response 11 of 121:
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Dec 10 21:24 UTC 1994 |
Unfortunately, j zone doesn't work from a Respond or pass? prompt, thus causeg
the populace of smiley to become chronically muddled, untill...
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jkrauss
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response 12 of 121:
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Dec 19 14:20 UTC 1994 |
The grand high shrink of Austafueden rode into town on <gasp> a llama,
but before she would give it up, she demanded to psychoanalyse everybody
at the low cost of...
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orinoco
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response 13 of 121:
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Dec 20 19:18 UTC 1994 |
$999.95 an hour. Finally, the citizens coughed up the dough, and...
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kain
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response 14 of 121:
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Jan 24 23:22 UTC 1995 |
but the pschoanalyst said that did not include tax so...
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orinoco
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response 15 of 121:
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Jan 29 18:39 UTC 1995 |
The citizens shipped him off to the torture chamber, but by now had forgotten
what the plot was so...
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plork
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response 16 of 121:
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Jan 30 00:15 UTC 1995 |
Decided to start a new one. He said that she would challenge anyone to defeat n
evil power known only as J.O.E. with a bannanna cream pie. Only one person
could stand up to this challenge, and his name was....
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kain
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response 17 of 121:
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Feb 6 23:17 UTC 1995 |
JorJ!!!!!!..
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plork
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response 18 of 121:
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Feb 7 01:34 UTC 1995 |
He rode into town On Llarimores lloveable llama that lloved lloretta, and
lliked Llisa. He also llasted the llongest in the Llicking Llanes of
Llouisianna, In the llast event of the llatest ollympics. Jorje picked up a pie
and said "........
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orinoco
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response 19 of 121:
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Feb 7 02:02 UTC 1995 |
J.O.E then preceded to say, ",,,,,,,,,,,,"
To which JorJ responded, ".,.,.,.,!?.,.,.?.,.,.,.,.!@"
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bjt
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response 20 of 121:
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Feb 8 14:41 UTC 1995 |
After which J.O.E. was moved to exclaim, "By JorJ!" All of the Llovable
Llamas...
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plork
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response 21 of 121:
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Feb 9 00:55 UTC 1995 |
.....llicked the llast in lline for the allter. He was thirsty so drank some
Lliquid hydrogen, and llost his llustful llaces of LLsd Llinguine. He then
decided to ........
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kain
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response 22 of 121:
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Feb 9 03:05 UTC 1995 |
;
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kain
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response 23 of 121:
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Feb 9 03:08 UTC 1995 |
take a water break
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orinoco
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response 24 of 121:
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Feb 10 00:08 UTC 1995 |
Unfortunately, the watering hole had been invaded by...
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