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twenex
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The Humour Item (Extract U's To Taste)
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Dec 29 12:06 UTC 2005 |
This is the Humour Item.
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twenex
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response 1 of 203:
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Dec 29 12:08 UTC 2005 |
# Customer: "All my files I saved last week to my C: drive are missing!"
# Tech Support: "Do you remember what directory you first saved them in?"
# Customer: "No, I don't. I just know it was on my C: drive."
# Tech Support: "Ok, I'll walk you through how to find the files."
# Customer: "I wouldn't think I would be losing files on this computer. Gee,
I just had the hard drive replaced in it yesterday."
www.rinksworks.com/stupid/cs_drives.shtml
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bru
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response 2 of 203:
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Dec 29 14:36 UTC 2005 |
j talk
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bru
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response 3 of 203:
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Dec 29 14:37 UTC 2005 |
j party
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trap
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response 4 of 203:
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Dec 29 16:06 UTC 2005 |
What do the rhabbis do with foreskin after a circumsicion????
-- > Give it to the gays & fags for chewing gum!
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rcurl
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response 5 of 203:
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Dec 29 17:20 UTC 2005 |
Subject: Fw: THE FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and
honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades
away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the
Constitution, as I did." Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to
see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What
is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate,
just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
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twenex
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response 6 of 203:
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Dec 29 17:26 UTC 2005 |
rotfl.
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tod
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response 7 of 203:
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Dec 29 17:35 UTC 2005 |
Jefferson says "Bring me the cute black girl"
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trap
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response 8 of 203:
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Dec 29 17:49 UTC 2005 |
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously jewish faggot
flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting
and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your
trays, that would be great."
I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A
few moments later, this jewish fag came back and said to her: "Ma'am,
perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you
to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane." She
still wouldn't comply.
Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She
then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one."
Our fag flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm
called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"
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tod
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response 9 of 203:
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Dec 29 18:06 UTC 2005 |
Continental Air is the 2nd worst.
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trap
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response 10 of 203:
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Dec 29 18:11 UTC 2005 |
shit :(
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bhelliom
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response 11 of 203:
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Dec 30 09:03 UTC 2005 |
Everyone loves Dr. Tran!
http://s57.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0SLOI6D9BAHCC2GCSKGWKUWO24
(*.wmv file)
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bhelliom
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response 12 of 203:
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Dec 30 14:50 UTC 2005 |
Not work safe, due to language.
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tod
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response 13 of 203:
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Dec 30 16:54 UTC 2005 |
Thanks for the warning!
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bhelliom
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response 14 of 203:
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Dec 30 18:19 UTC 2005 |
I hope that wasn't sarcastic. :(
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tod
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response 15 of 203:
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Dec 30 18:24 UTC 2005 |
It IS appreciated. I have to be extra careful with my browsing.
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bhelliom
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response 16 of 203:
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Dec 30 19:09 UTC 2005 |
I'm just sorry I forgot to add it with the original post!
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trap
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response 17 of 203:
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Jan 3 20:02 UTC 2006 |
What is the saddest part about Hurricane Katrina?
- George Scoundrel Bush wasn't there when she hit.
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naftee
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response 18 of 203:
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Jan 4 04:28 UTC 2006 |
ahaha
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trap
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response 19 of 203:
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Jan 4 16:11 UTC 2006 |
what do you say to a gay men right after his lover has died?
- "you're next."
:)
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tod
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response 20 of 203:
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Jan 4 16:47 UTC 2006 |
re #19
You have a mirror over your bed?
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albaugh
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response 21 of 203:
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Jan 4 20:31 UTC 2006 |
How does a Brazilian carry out a murder-suicide? He holds the gun to his head
and says "Don't laugh - you're next!"
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trap
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response 22 of 203:
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Jan 4 20:56 UTC 2006 |
why don't gays wipe their asses?
- because they like the smell of shit.
[argh] :(
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trap
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response 23 of 203:
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Jan 4 21:04 UTC 2006 |
re# 20
who fucking cares, you sissy. aw, did i hurt your feelings,
rectal ranger?
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tod
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response 24 of 203:
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Jan 4 21:22 UTC 2006 |
Shouldn't you be beating your girlfriend?
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