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md
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Who is "sabre," really?
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Oct 23 15:23 UTC 2003 |
I guess everybody's been kind of assuming that "sabre" is the psuedo of
some grexer or mnetter who wanted to prove that he or she could get
grexers' panties in a bunch. This is the item to guess "sabre's" true
identity. The problem is that what "sabre" does is something
practically anyone could do, so it's difficult to narrow down the
field. Some possibilities:
md - It is definitely not me. You just have to take my word for it.
slynne - Doubtful. There is real rage leaking through some
of "sabre's" attempts at being funny. But slynne doesn't get rageful,
and in any case I don't think she'd be that careless.
iggy - Possible, but still doubtful. Like slynne, iggy is too
inventive. She'd never be satisfied with a cardboard figure
like "sabre."
cy - No way. If cy wanted to get on people's nerves -- not just bore
them, but really piss them off -- he'd have no trouble at all doing it.
twinkie - A true Grex-hater, but rather underrated as a writer. I
think he's like cy, in that he'd do way better than this. But who
knows?
jerryr - Another Grex-hater. But he claims not to care about Grex
anymore, and says he never even comes here. He even seems to be losing
interest in mnet. Sad.
bdh (pvn) - Possible, kind of, but his interests here seem limited to a
few political/religious/personal issues. Plus, does anyone think he's
even capable anymore of not putting unnecessary 'quotes' around every
other word, or taunting the "Clintonistas," or boasting about
some "Chicagoland" thing?
chamberl - Sounds farfetched, I know. So farfetched it's almost
possible.
remmers - Dr. Remmers' sense of humor tends more to the donnish and
whimsical. He is cursed with Good Taste. I doubt he could force
himself, even as a joke, to write some of the inane things "sabre" has
entered, although I'm sure he could if he had to. Also, once he did,
that would be it. Can anyone see him repeating himself as eye-
glazingly as "sabre" repeats himself?
russ - Nope. Too "serious," plus his culinary and social activities
take up too much of his time.
janc - I wouldn't put anything past janc. It wouldn't surpise me to
learn that he's working on a satirical novel in which someone
like "sabre" is one of the characters satirized. But janc is a working
man and the father of two small kids. Been there, done that, never
would've had time to enter all of "sabre's" crap in addition to my own
crap.
furs - She is such a nice person, and so good-natured, that you wonder
if there's a "sabre" lurking in there somewhere. Nah.
mynxcat - See furs.
mary - I really believe Mrs. Remmers is incapable of writing an
antiabortion screed -- not even a stupid one, not even in jest -- and
that if she were ever forced to do so she'd have to be carried out in a
basket afterwards.
leland - Fancies himself a good writer, isn't really, and might be
demented enough to devote the time to a "sabre" project. He could
easily let himself be talked into something like this. However...
jp2 - The most likely candidate, in my opinion. Notice how "sabre"
pretended to confuse jp2 with sj2 at one point. *Very* suspicious. My
money's on Jamie.
Who'm I missing? Your turn:
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tod
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response 1 of 89:
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Oct 23 15:48 UTC 2003 |
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jp2
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response 2 of 89:
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Oct 23 15:57 UTC 2003 |
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jp2
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response 3 of 89:
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Oct 23 16:06 UTC 2003 |
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tod
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response 4 of 89:
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Oct 23 16:25 UTC 2003 |
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mary
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response 5 of 89:
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Oct 23 17:16 UTC 2003 |
He's a poor sod with no talent whatsoever who worked for
S&H Greenstamps until recently, when he was fired. You guess
why. So now he logs in to Grex in the middle of the night,
pretending he's someone worthy of attention. Bummer for him.
I suspect he's real. That's the tragedy.
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tod
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response 6 of 89:
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Oct 23 17:19 UTC 2003 |
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remmers
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response 7 of 89:
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Oct 23 17:21 UTC 2003 |
I don't think Mike Myers would be tempermantally capable of writing
the kinds of personal attacks we've seen from sabre, even in jest.
Md's premise in the first sentence of #0 is wrong. In particular,
I'm not assuming that sabre is a pseudo of an established m-net or
grex personality. I've some reasons, admittedly inconclusive, to
believe that he's not.
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remmers
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response 8 of 89:
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Oct 23 17:22 UTC 2003 |
(Mary's and Todd's responses slipped in.)
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rcurl
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response 9 of 89:
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Oct 23 17:45 UTC 2003 |
I don't care if sabre is a pseudo or not. He just comes across as another
of the juvenile jerks that pop up on Grex now and then, thinking to have
some "fun" by annoying others, but who just make fools of themselves.
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asddsa
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response 10 of 89:
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Oct 23 18:29 UTC 2003 |
re 4 Someone famours on GreX?!
*snort*
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krj
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response 11 of 89:
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Oct 23 19:33 UTC 2003 |
You need to brush up on your local history, Jim.
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other
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response 12 of 89:
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Oct 23 19:47 UTC 2003 |
That's rich! No, this isn't the Mike Myers whose fame is only recent and
fleeting, though it did achieve significant heights. This is the Eternal
Mike Myers, whose fame will pursue him doggedly down through the
centuries for as long as the Internet and its successors exist. The Mike
Myers who spent waaaay too much money to buy a fancy minicomputer on
which to play host to the birth of M-Net. Yes, THAT Mike Myers. Not the
cheesey bugger who goes around picking crumbs out of the corners of his
mouth with his pinky.
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tod
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response 13 of 89:
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Oct 23 20:13 UTC 2003 |
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sabre
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response 14 of 89:
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Oct 23 20:30 UTC 2003 |
HaHa you are ALL wrong......guess again.
If you guess right I might even tell you.
I will offer one hint.
I went to at least one breakfast/walk this year.
no more hints
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michaela
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response 15 of 89:
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Oct 23 20:38 UTC 2003 |
Heh... that counts me out. I haven't been to a walk in years.
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md
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response 16 of 89:
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Oct 23 20:48 UTC 2003 |
Re #3: "He's a 7-11 owning sand nigger like mynxcat." (Item 113) He
was referring to you, but I figured he saw "sj2" and thought "jp2,"
which I find myself doing if I'm not paying attention.
Re #7: The premise that everybody assumes "sabre" is a psuedo is indeed
wrong. Whether the other premise -- that "sabre" is a pseudo -- is
right, remains to be seen. Heh heh heh.
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jp2
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response 17 of 89:
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Oct 23 20:51 UTC 2003 |
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remmers
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response 18 of 89:
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Oct 23 21:06 UTC 2003 |
What are these "breakfast/walk" thingies that sabre is talking about?
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sabre
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response 19 of 89:
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Oct 23 21:46 UTC 2003 |
Well remmers it's something that young whipper snappers do. I know it's hard
to imagime when you live off IV infused geritol and hormonr pills like you
and mary do.Do you remember when you get a full-on robot chubby? Does mary?
I wonder whay your pathetic lives are like.
(mary) REMMERS?
(remmers) yes mary dear?
(mary) don't you love me anymore?
(remmers) now now mary why would you ask a thing like that?
(mary) because we never.....you know.....anymore
(remmers) but mary our relationship has evolved beyond such needs
(mary) *sigh* yes dear..you are right
(remmers) besides....you know that since my prostrate problem we have had
to make adjustments
(mary adjusts the speed on her 12 inch dildo)
(remmers adjusts the light dimmer so he can read his child porn)
(mary reaches for the K-y)
(remmers reaches for the k-y)
They have made thier adjustments.
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asddsa
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response 20 of 89:
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Oct 24 01:27 UTC 2003 |
naw.
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cross
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response 21 of 89:
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Oct 24 01:57 UTC 2003 |
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jp2
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response 22 of 89:
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Oct 24 02:11 UTC 2003 |
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aruba
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response 23 of 89:
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Oct 24 03:31 UTC 2003 |
You know, I think that certain people get a huge thrill whenever they see
someone else has typed their name. So the more you talk about them, the
longer they'll hang around.
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mynxcat
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response 24 of 89:
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Oct 24 03:39 UTC 2003 |
About that sandnigger comment, I doubt he meant sj2, unless he's not aware
that sj2 does not live in the US. I'm guessing sabre is real and is one of
those extras that was at one of the walks a ferw months ago ( I rmember
reading that there was a non-grexer unknown who had read about the walks in
the paper and had joined one week)
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