| Grex > Agora47 > #106: The weasel survey from DNRC |
| The weasel survey from DNRC | 
Oct 20 18:21 UTC 2003 |
Results of Dilbert's 2003 Weasel Awards
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The second annual exuberantly non-scientific Weasel Poll results
are in. 35,874 people voted. I'll be spending the next few weeks
publicly embarrassing the winners. They are...
Tally Weaseliest Organization
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7950 Recording Industry Association of America
6322 White House
4470 Democratic Party
3989 ACLU
3859 Organized religion
3039 Fox News Corporation
3008 Republican Party
1860 Congress
1323 New York Times
Tally Weaseliest Country
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12739 France
10761 USA
5845 Saudi Arabia
4668 North Korea
801 Iran
509 Canada
219 Germany
Tally Weaseliest Company
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12854 Microsoft
7645 Halliburton
7220 MCI WorldCom
2425 Kmart
1313 Merrill Lynch
1173 HealthSouth
1017 Freddie Mac
970 Salomon Smith Barney
Tally Weaseliest Profession
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10309 Politicians
7854 Lawyers
6234 News media
6059 Tobacco executives
4217 Oil executives
1043 Accountants
Tally Weaseliest Individual
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13959 George W. Bush
5104 Michael Moore
3057 Yasser Arafat
2820 Jacques Chirac
2141 Saddam Hussein
1883 Tom Daschle
1105 Arnold Schwarzenegger
1095 Al Franken
1023 Ariel Sharon
932 Bill O'Reilly
695 Ann Coulter
483 Charles Schumer
400 Sean Penn
383 Jayson Blair
230 Richard Grasso
195 Gerhardt Schroeder
188 Bill Bennett
146 Jack Grubman
Tally Weaseliest Behavior
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18877 Blaming fast food restaurants for making
you fat
5748 Religious extremism
4688 Creating computer worms/viruses because
no one will date you
3997 Driving a Hummer
1487 Using cell phones in restaurants
1077 Using speaker phone in cubicle
| response 1 of 72: |
Oct 20 18:52 UTC 2003 |
Yesterday at the library some man was yelling loudly for about ten minutes (to himself, as the rest of us tried to ignore him), presumably at someone near him who had been using a cell phone in the library, where you are not expected to be carrying on a conversation (or yelling). I don't see how it would matter in a restaurant. What is a Hummer?