response 493 of 536:

Dec 20 02:26 UTC 2003

News flash:
In a surprise move today, Colonel Qaddafi of Libya, to show his 
growing hatred for the U.S. and his desire to make us less safe, 
announced he is dismantling his nuclear weapons program and allowing 
the entry of international inspectors.  Lefties are now quaking in 
their beds since this is a clear reaction to the U.S. quagmires in 
Afghanistan and Iraq.  How-weird Dean (Go, How-vierd) in close 
consultation with his buddy Herr richard, caught with their shorts 
down, have, to our knowledge not yet issued a statement critical of 
the Bush administration's handling of this crisis.  But one is 
expected shortly.