response 19 of 32:

May 19 04:40 UTC 2002

(poor, poor senna.)

(obviously, if the senna were a true connoisseur of all things "Dog 
Wars"-related, it would remember the "Dog Wars Holiday Special.")

Dog Wars Holiday Special:  The story revolves around Senna's family as 
the Senna tries to find its way back to its home barn in time for "Egg 
Day."  During the two-hour episode, the audience is introduced to its 
mother Henna, its brother Yolka, its sister Yella, and its dad, which 
is apparently a half-emptied turkey baster.  The show features the 
Senna warbling the infamous classic  "I'll Be Home For Egg Day [After 
I Finish Humping This Cow Leg]."  It also features guest appearances by 
Jon Pratt, John Grey, Jared Mauch, Scott Helmke, and Eric Abrams.  None 
of them wanted to be associated with the project, but they were 
apparently tricked into participating.  It turns out that they also 
provided the only star power on the show, as the Carson was too busy 
sharpening its blades in preparation for its starring role in the Oscar-
winning flick "Carson Beats The Holy Hell Out Of Some Giant Yellow 
Coward That Desperately Needs It."

(the best thing about the Holiday Special is that it NEVER RAN AGAIN, 
much like the senna after I've finished tearing off both of its legs 
and feeding them to it.  the senna can continue to live in fantasy land 
where all the dogs have hanging guts and wear sweats with elastic that 
gave up the ghost ten years and sixty pounds ago, but reality is a son 
of bitch, and it's preparing to lay the smack down on the senna's crap-
caked ass.)

(so, you leg-loving, egg-smashing, sulfur-staining, excrement-smearing, 
urinal-cake-eating, matted-feathered, water-polluting, lipstick-
wearing, high-heeled, pirouetting, physics-defying, Hello-Kitty-
admiring, pillow-biting, polytheistic-praying, estrogen-secreting, 
double-Y-chromosome-having, yellow bastard FREAK.  you're obviously 
not going to go quietly, because the beating I'm going to give you will 
register on the Richter scale.  you might as well start calling me 
Alcatraz, because you're not going to escape.  this is death row, and 
I've already pulled the switch.)