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jp2
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Gonads and Strife
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Apr 11 12:44 UTC 2002 |
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| 18 responses total. |
brighn
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response 1 of 18:
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Apr 11 14:22 UTC 2002 |
Jamie, why are you carrying pigs around again?
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morwen
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response 2 of 18:
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Apr 11 17:58 UTC 2002 |
Oh Give me a friggin break.
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gull
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response 3 of 18:
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Apr 11 18:30 UTC 2002 |
A giraffe, a polar bear, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender
says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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remmers
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response 4 of 18:
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Apr 11 19:09 UTC 2002 |
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why
the long face?"
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oval
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response 5 of 18:
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Apr 11 19:32 UTC 2002 |
really, stop raffling off jp2, you guys.
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brighn
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response 6 of 18:
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Apr 11 20:37 UTC 2002 |
A featherless duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "What's got yer
down?"
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jor
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response 7 of 18:
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Apr 11 21:48 UTC 2002 |
A man walk into a bar and says, "ouch".
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void
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response 8 of 18:
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Apr 11 22:32 UTC 2002 |
I just want to find this bar.
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jp2
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response 9 of 18:
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Apr 11 23:13 UTC 2002 |
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jmsaul
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response 10 of 18:
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Apr 12 05:12 UTC 2002 |
Two men walk into a bar.
The second one should have ducked.
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brighn
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response 11 of 18:
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Apr 12 14:35 UTC 2002 |
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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flem
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response 12 of 18:
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Apr 12 15:41 UTC 2002 |
I heard this one yesterday:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants.
The bartender asks him "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel in
your pants?" The pirate responds, "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts."
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happyboy
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response 13 of 18:
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Apr 13 13:41 UTC 2002 |
what's red, white and black
and won't fit thru a revolving door?
A NUN WITH A SPEAR THRU HER HEAD.
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other
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response 14 of 18:
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Apr 13 16:32 UTC 2002 |
what's green and bumpy and goes two hundred miler per hour?
a sports pickle!
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slynne
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response 15 of 18:
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Apr 14 20:44 UTC 2002 |
A meatloaf walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry buddy, we
dont serve food here"
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happyboy
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response 16 of 18:
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Apr 15 02:47 UTC 2002 |
*poopy trombones*
;)
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hotboy
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response 17 of 18:
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Apr 20 22:28 UTC 2002 |
a man walks into a bar, sits down and tells the bartender that he wants
nothing but shots. The bartender see that he is a little down and asks whats
wrong? He said that he came home and found his wife in bed with his best
friend. "Whatja do?" asked the bartender. The man said he told his wife to
pack her shit and get out, and that he wants a divorce immediately. The
bartender then asks him "whatja say to your best friend?"......
BAD DOG!
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slynne
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response 18 of 18:
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Apr 21 16:59 UTC 2002 |
Wow, now *that* is a guy who really doesnt like dogs on the bed. Man!
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