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jp2
FATWA ON YOU! Mark Unseen   Jun 12 02:16 UTC 2002

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other
response 1 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 02:25 UTC 2002

e-fatwanker.com
ric
response 2 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 02:31 UTC 2002

ha
brighn
response 3 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 03:09 UTC 2002

e-fatwa.net
ric
response 4 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 03:22 UTC 2002

According to dotster, the following variations are available:

e-fatwa.nu
e-fatwa.bz
e-fatwa.tv
e-fatwa.ws
e-fatwa.sr
e-fatwa.biz
e-fatwa.cc
e-fatwa.us
jaklumen
response 5 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 08:19 UTC 2002

resp:1 hahahahaha!!
mynxcat
response 6 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 13:41 UTC 2002

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jmsaul
response 7 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 14:00 UTC 2002

It was going to be a site that would let you get fatwas issued over the
Internet.  I don't know if they ever got it going, but I saw it when I was
in an Islamic Law class.

All a fatwa is, is a ruling from a Moslem religious authority on some point
of Islamic law.  Most of them are about family law stuff, or business
contracts (the Koran has some rules that make modern business transactions
tricky unless you do them in roundabout ways), or things like "can Moslems
attend Christmas parties".  There's one out there about how an astronaut
should handle the obligation to pray while facing Mecca (face the Earth, which
is pretty obvious).  I've read one about having dogs in the house.  The most
recent interesting one I've seen was about divorcing someone by SMS message.

Since Khomeini issued that one against Rushdie, everyone thinks it means
"death sentence," but the reality is a lot less dramatic.
twinkie
response 8 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 14:11 UTC 2002

I think a jihad has more impact...

brighn
response 9 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 14:50 UTC 2002

JIHAD AGAINST TWINKIE!
 
Say, jamie, how about e-jihad.com?
twinkie
response 10 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 15:05 UTC 2002

WOO-HAH!

orinoco
response 11 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 15:49 UTC 2002

I liked it a lot better when we just used "kick me" signs.
jp2
response 12 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 15:50 UTC 2002

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mynxcat
response 13 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 15:58 UTC 2002

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brighn
response 14 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 16:01 UTC 2002

#12> We'll just treat the POWs like the US does. No problem. I saw 'The Deer
Hunter.'
jp2
response 15 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 16:02 UTC 2002

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twinkie
response 16 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 18:34 UTC 2002

Or "Deliverance"?

jor
response 17 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 18:36 UTC 2002

        I thought it ws 'intifada'.
jp2
response 18 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 18:37 UTC 2002

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twinkie
response 19 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 18:38 UTC 2002

SQUEEEEEEEAL LIKE A PIG!

jor
response 20 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 19:24 UTC 2002

Intifada: arabic word stands for shaking off or shivering because of fear or
illness. It also means abrupt and sudden waking up from sleep or unconcerned
status. Politically; The word came to symbolise the Palestinian uprising
against the Israeli occupation. The word also stands for the weakness of the
Palestinian people and their suffering under the Israeli occupation.  

brighn
response 21 of 21: Mark Unseen   Jun 12 19:34 UTC 2002

You sure do got a purty mouth.
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