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polytarp
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Communism is good!
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Jun 3 19:47 UTC 2002 |
Who wants to come live on my communal farm in Saskatchewan?
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flem
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response 1 of 24:
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Jun 3 20:05 UTC 2002 |
Would I have to do any work? Do members of your commune bathe regularly and
wear deodorant?
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polytarp
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response 2 of 24:
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Jun 3 20:13 UTC 2002 |
Of course you'd have to work! There aren't yet any members of 'my' commune!
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oval
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response 3 of 24:
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Jun 3 20:54 UTC 2002 |
no
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vmskid
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response 4 of 24:
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Jun 3 20:55 UTC 2002 |
Ditto.
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scott
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response 5 of 24:
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Jun 3 23:44 UTC 2002 |
Well, you certainly could use a leader. I'd be willing to do that.
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polytarp
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response 6 of 24:
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Jun 4 02:13 UTC 2002 |
No, you idiot! The whole point of communal living is to NOT have a leader!
Or, maybe that's just my point.
(Note, we don't need a leader)
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jep
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response 7 of 24:
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Jun 4 03:41 UTC 2002 |
Is it your commune, or a collective that you're starting?
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mcnally
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response 8 of 24:
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Jun 4 07:11 UTC 2002 |
Do you have a Five Year Plan? Nobody's going to come live on a
collective farm unless you have a Five Year Plan..
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orinoco
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response 9 of 24:
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Jun 4 08:03 UTC 2002 |
And an interminable, mostly useless consensus process! With lots of
committees! I demand committees!
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flem
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response 10 of 24:
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Jun 4 16:18 UTC 2002 |
Since you say your commune doesn't yet have any members, that answers my next,
and most important, question, namely "Are there lots of hot chicks in your
commune?"
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mdw
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response 11 of 24:
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Jun 4 21:39 UTC 2002 |
Yup, it does. All of his members are hot chicks; the proof is trivial.
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bru
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response 12 of 24:
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Jun 6 01:51 UTC 2002 |
Okay, I'll join if I get to do the cooking.
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slynne
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response 13 of 24:
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Jun 6 14:26 UTC 2002 |
I have a friend who is from Saskatoon and from what he says, I think
Saskatchewan sounds pretty cold so I am going to have to pass on the
whole commie farm thing even though I have always thought it would be a
fun thing to do.
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polytarp
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response 14 of 24:
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Jun 6 22:01 UTC 2002 |
Don't you have a coat?
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slynne
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response 15 of 24:
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Jun 9 17:32 UTC 2002 |
Of course I have a coat but I have lived in the UP so I know what a
pain in the ass a really cold climate can be. Whenever you leave the
house you have to put on coat, boots, gloves, scarf, hat, earmuffs,
snowpants, etc. It is a pain. SE Michigan is at least warm enough to
only require a coat.
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scg
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response 16 of 24:
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Jun 14 05:58 UTC 2002 |
Judging by http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigr/guide-ce.html#sheet1, it
looks like intending to be a farmer may not qualify non-citizens for
immigration to Canada.
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polytarp
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response 17 of 24:
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Jun 14 22:33 UTC 2002 |
We won't be living in Canada; we will be living in Utopia.
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gull
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response 18 of 24:
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Jun 17 15:56 UTC 2002 |
Re #9: I nominate orinoco to head the committee-forming committee.
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orinoco
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response 19 of 24:
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Jun 18 18:00 UTC 2002 |
Excellent. If elected, I promise to establish gull as head of the
subcommittee for the formation of subcommittees.
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bhelliom
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response 20 of 24:
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Jun 19 18:15 UTC 2002 |
Can I write the first Five Year Plan? I've got great penmanship, and I
know a thing or two about economics.
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mcnally
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response 21 of 24:
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Jun 19 20:26 UTC 2002 |
If you know even a little bit about economics you're clearly not qualified
to write a Five Year Plan.
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slynne
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response 22 of 24:
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Jun 20 15:26 UTC 2002 |
ooooOOOOooooo. I guess he told you!
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other
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response 23 of 24:
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Jun 20 16:50 UTC 2002 |
And your penmanship is irrelevant.
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bhelliom
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response 24 of 24:
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Jun 20 20:30 UTC 2002 |
Ain't it that nice . . . over-qualified to guide the economc tugboat of
this great Communist enterprise. Onward to Socialism!
Hey, wanna bet we can take over the British in steel production in five
year?
Eric, such criticism undermines the productive spirit of your fellow
workers. Such Rightist, bourgeous behavior will not be tolerated. You
must report to the head office to engage in Self Criticism.
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