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oval
why New Jersey sucks. Mark Unseen   May 7 21:37 UTC 2002

NJ is a shithole, let's talk shit about NJ.

49 responses total.
oval
response 1 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 21:39 UTC 2002

i'll go first.

extremely high taxes.

slynne
response 2 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 21:41 UTC 2002

There are some nice parts of NJ. 

But I think it sucks that they wont let you pump your own gas. 

And they charge admission to the beach. Sheesh!

mary
response 3 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 21:42 UTC 2002

Our son is in New Brunswick.

He misses Ann Arbor.  I miss him.
oval
response 4 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 21:54 UTC 2002

Newark smells like face full of bus exhaust.

shazbot
response 5 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 22:15 UTC 2002

New Jersey has an odd shape. Sort of like a mutated peanut. 

just my opinion
jp2
response 6 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 22:26 UTC 2002

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rcurl
response 7 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 7 23:11 UTC 2002

This is silly.
scott
response 8 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 00:28 UTC 2002

Bruuuuccceee!!  The Boss rocks!  

And what about the Bonj?

You guys are idiots.
gull
response 9 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 01:23 UTC 2002

So is their slogan, 'The Garden State', just sarcasm?
other
response 10 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 03:35 UTC 2002

Anyone who questions why NJ is "The Garden State" has never seen the 
upstate areas away from the Turnpike and the GS Parkway.
jmsaul
response 11 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 03:48 UTC 2002

Right.  Under truth in advertising laws, it should probably be changed to "The
Half-Garden State," but part of Jersey is *very* nice.
rcurl
response 12 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 04:47 UTC 2002

New Jersey leads the nation in teachers' salaries.
(http://www.wnbc.com/news/1387172/detail.html)
dnguyen
response 13 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 06:19 UTC 2002

Wait NJ rulez.  Jay and Silent Bob are from there.  Did you guys/gals realize
the "z" in rulez.  Ya that means I'm hip.


edina
response 14 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 13:29 UTC 2002

It's also the home of the NJ Devils, a team I love.
brighn
response 15 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 13:38 UTC 2002

#13> Yeah, but they left NJ and went to Wisconsin to sell pot.
eprom
response 16 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 17:21 UTC 2002

NJ has a problem with racial profiling. Gov. Christie Whitman even
posed for a photo while frisking a black dude.

High Property taxes.

High Car insurance, even though every year <insert name of polititian>
makes a campaign pledge to get them lowered.

They don't sell beer in grocery stores. In some counties you can't buy
liquor on sundays except for at bars.

Newark smells.

Cost of college is one of the highest in the country.

To make a left had turn you need to get in the right lane and find a 
U-turn (a.k.a Jug handle).
 
While driving on main roads most NJ drivers practically make a complete
stop to make a right-hand turn, rather than drive into the turn.



jp2
response 17 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 17:22 UTC 2002

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tpryan
response 18 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 17:28 UTC 2002

        Check out NJ resident Tom Rockwell as Sudden Death at 
http://www.suddendeath.org.  You might find a sample of the
first track to his new CD; "New Jersey Lifestyle" on his new
Fatal Accident Zone CD.
rcurl
response 19 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 17:29 UTC 2002

New Jersey has the nation's highest median household income. This mitigates
some of the "highest costs" given above.
ea
response 20 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 17:30 UTC 2002

re #14 - they still need to trade for Miroslav Satan.  Imagine the 
merchandising dollars in that one.
krj
response 21 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 19:52 UTC 2002

My wife is from New Jersey, so I object to this item.
 
New Jersey is the only state whose two major cities lie outside its borders.
void
response 22 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 20:10 UTC 2002

Speaking of New Jersey, the Pine Barrens episode of "The Sopranos" will
be re-run this Sunday (the one where Chris and Paulie pursue the Russian
"interior decorator" in the snow).
brighn
response 23 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 20:47 UTC 2002

#22> Gets an image of Joe Piscipo saying, "HI! I'm from JERSEY!"
brighn
response 24 of 49: Mark Unseen   May 8 20:48 UTC 2002

er, that was from 21, not 22.
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