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grexalot
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Slap mah fro!
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Apr 24 03:40 UTC 2002 |
I wuz walkin' drough mah' neighbo'hood da damn oda' day when ah' came downon
some baby squirrel lyin' on de sidewalk wid its leg bugger'd. ah' sdownpose it
wuz run over by some bike messenger. Ah be baaad... Anyway, ah' put it out uh
its misery. Slap mah fro! ah' pulled out mah' gun and shot it straight in de
'haid. Squirrel brains wuz everywhere and de stains neva' came out uh my
leada' jacket.
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md
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response 1 of 10:
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Apr 24 11:08 UTC 2002 |
[embarrassed silence]
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edina
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response 2 of 10:
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Apr 24 14:46 UTC 2002 |
Hahahahah.
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rcurl
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response 3 of 10:
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Apr 24 15:23 UTC 2002 |
I imagine it is harder to write in illiterate jargon than in straight
English. Some authors do it well, but not most.
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tsty
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response 4 of 10:
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Apr 24 15:40 UTC 2002 |
th is a segment of 'most?'
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grexalot
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response 5 of 10:
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Apr 24 16:09 UTC 2002 |
It ain't no wahtahmellun, man. 'S coo', bro.
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brighn
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response 6 of 10:
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Apr 24 17:21 UTC 2002 |
Oddly, this reminds me of:
Operator: 911 operator, can I help you?
Panicked voice: My friend... omigod... it's awful, he collapsed and... I
think... I think he's dead... what do I do?
Operator: Ok, ok, calm down, sir. First of all, you should make sure he's
really dead.
*sound of phone being put on table*
*pause*
*gun shot*
*paus*
*sound of phone being picked up*
Panicked voice: Ok, now what?
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jazz
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response 7 of 10:
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Apr 24 21:58 UTC 2002 |
HAHAHAHA @ #6.
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morwen
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response 8 of 10:
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Apr 25 01:09 UTC 2002 |
Ohhh that was good.
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tsty
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response 9 of 10:
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Apr 27 06:45 UTC 2002 |
</yikes!>
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orinoco
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response 10 of 10:
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May 1 15:08 UTC 2002 |
<falls down>
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