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The Real Dick Cheney
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Oct 16 04:16 UTC 2000 |
The Real Dick Cheney
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
Y'all act like you never seen "whitey" before,
Like I look like a cop who just burst in the door,
But I have a huge constituency,
You see, Republicans can't get enough of me,
Just ask "The Times" if you don't get it,
I know "world class" and I call it like I see it.
I like to let folks live their lives their own way,
I don't even care if those people are gay,
There's no reason that a man and another man can't play,
But will I let them get married? Get real! No way!
I want less abortions, but ban them? Not me!
Don't forget my initials are D&C.
"Ah wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't say what I think he did, did he?
But didn't you hear what G.W. saidI"
Wake up! Bush doesn't have a brain in his head.
If the shrub and I should disagree,
It won't be for long, 'cuz I'll make him see, that
I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney,
All the other Dick Cheneys are just imitating,
So won't the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
I don't like what kids see on TV,
I don't like the entertainment industry,
But it isn't really about morality, you see,
The Dems get more cash than they give to me!
I'm the oil man, with the energy plan.
And I'll drill in Alaska, wherever I can.
I won't try to sell you some environment con,
If there's oil there, it's as good as gone.
High prices at the pump are bad news for you,
For big oil, it's a profit of a billion or two,
What do you think of our tax cut plan,
Where fifty percent of it goes to the man.
I got a lot of oil stock options, it's true,
Millions for me, sixty two cents for you,
George W. and I thought this thing through:
Spend your pennies how you want, 'cuz we trust you!
I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney
All the other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
So won't the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
You worry that Bush can't do the job,
"He's not close to ready for the oval office,
He's a mommy's boy running on daddy's name,"
If you think all that, you don't know the game,
When you go to the booth on election day, you see,
You're vote's not for him! You're electing me!
By the time I'm done he'll dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Cuz I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney
All the other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
So won't the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
There's a little Dick Cheney in all of us.
Vote for me, and you'll all stand up.
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